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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:35am On Jan 22, 2015
Rawani:


Dirty? Really Sophie? Did you bother reading the article and what it said about care for circumcised men?

Any man who does not believe in taking measures in keeping his blokos clean, odour free and spotless is dirty. Im seeing a lot of guys here saying they dnt have to take measures because the blokos does not smell. Imagine that!! Thats a dirty man talking.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:35am On Jan 22, 2015
Davidairmarshal:
your post makes no sense, joysticks hardy smell unless you fail to bath or you have body odor.. its always clean. am proud to be a man, if you are hit like.
Of course you would know,afterall you are â gay gay! tongue
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:37am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
so what r u trying to say?


explain further

Exactly what i just said Mister.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:38am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
u haff spoil finish!
grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 9:38am On Jan 22, 2015
The scarecrow is here yarning dust. Spend this time cleaning your vj .
Fish brain.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:41am On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Leave them o. Stinking people in this thread. Look at them. They dnt change boxers but they expect their blokos not to smell. How can a man say blokos doesnt smell? That man is dirty mehn. Who know the kind of forest they harbour around it.
My dear, thE bushy pubic hair some of them keep is as thick as rainforest! Btw I suppose celebrate but those female haters just distracted my jubliation for making front page even though am barely a month on nairaland! *dancing shoki* grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:44am On Jan 22, 2015
ur lips tho!
jaybee08:
grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:46am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:

My dear, thE bushy pubic hair some of them keep is as thick as rainforest! Btw I suppose celebrate but those female haters just distracted my jubliation for making front page even though am barely a month on nairaland! *dancing shoki* grin

Im telling you. The thick forest needs to be cut down by cutlass and hoe join!! Haba!! They grow thick forest and wear tight boxers. Have you forgotten that when they urinate, some do not rinse at all? They dnt use water to rinse well. And you know after urinating even when you feel you have expelled enough urine and worn your pants, remnant urine still flows out. Now just imagine how many times a guy would urinate in a day, doesnt rinse, then numerous drops of urine harbours in that 1 week boxer thereby creating a stench!! Gosh!! they are the same people making noise here that blokos doesnt smell. Ewooo!! Dirty people!!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:47am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
ur lips tho!
wetin do am angry
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:50am On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:
OMG!!! So there are many men here who have smelly blokoses!! Unbelievable!! Look at how they are all vibrating. They are saying even if a man doesnt bathe for days, his blokos wont smell? Is that not the thought of a dirty man? Many dirty men in this thread oooooooooo. Chai!! let me quote them one by one.
E.g Iykedare and Dinachi. grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:52am On Jan 22, 2015
nothing ooo..something came thru my mind.

you should decipher by nw
jaybee08:
wetin do am angry
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:54am On Jan 22, 2015
Misogynist2014:
Women are the only beasts(animals) that gush out blood due to the mighty curse god gave to her when she made his image sin against him.
Errrm,excusez moi? Are your balls dat stinky? Why am I even asking? Ur moniker says it all so dnt quote me! Ur ignored!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:55am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
nothing ooo..something came thru my mind.

you should decipher by nw
yar-ma-yar-ma boy embarassed
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:57am On Jan 22, 2015
shebi u be my role model..and i learnt that from u
jaybee08:
yar-ma-yar-ma boy embarassed
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 9:57am On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

E.g Iykedare and Dinachi. grin

so you have the audacity to mention me? I dont want to waste time with you going back and forth arguing endlessly and achieving nothing.
The d1,ck doesn't smell.You can ask your dad.

Most of you who believe that the d!xck smell probably sleep with those old alhajis who have forgotten how to take their bath.

Spend this time taking care of your smelly hole and stop smiling sheepishly with your rat teeth.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:00am On Jan 22, 2015
iykedare:


so you have the audacity to mention me? I dont want to waste time with you going back and forth arguing endlessly and achieving nothing.
The d1,ck doesn't smell.You can ask your dad.

Most of you who believe that the d!xck smell probably sleep with those old alhajis who have forgotten how to take their bath.

Spend this time taking care of your smelly hole and stop smiling sheepishly with your rat teeth.

Your balls nkor? grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:01am On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

E.g Iykedare and Dinachi. grin

Buhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahaha.

#side eyes#

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 10:01am On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

Your balls nkor? grin

Ask your dad

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 10:01am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
shebi u be my role model..and i learnt that from u
ok I give up, u win!!!!!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:02am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:

Errrm,excusez moi? Are your balls dat stinky? Why am I even asking? Ur moniker says it all so dnt quote me! Ur ignored!

hehehehehehehehee.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by great664(m): 10:04am On Jan 22, 2015
Ishilove:
grin grin grin

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...
Men boxers are not stinky, maybe those you've met before but trust me most men know how to take care of themselves, you can advice "HIM" not to just clean the joystick and the balls but also to maintain good hygiene with his underwear, even if the boxer is not torn, it should be change highest 3months. The thing nor even cost na, and he should have atleast 6-12
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 10:04am On Jan 22, 2015
tongue
jaybee08:
ok I give up, u win!!!!!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:05am On Jan 22, 2015
iykedare:


Ask your dad
I wasn't wrong, anyways.
Better take care of your balls.
It's a known fact that most Nigerian men walk around with smelly balls and dick(that's a NO-NO for a grown up Man) grin
Instead of staying online arguing with feminists, why not take care of your rotten putrid downside - shave it and wash thoroughly. cheesy

Cc- Nihilist and Sirshymex - Wash your pipe! gringrin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:09am On Jan 22, 2015
darne:
Here we go again,......

Sounds gayish undecided
If you say so,gays dudes probably pay more attention to washing down and back there wink unlike straight mofos who just splash water and jump out. embarassed

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 10:13am On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

I wasn't wrong, anyways.
Better take care of your balls.
It's a known fact that most Nigerian men walk around with smelly balls and dick(that's a NO-NO for a grown up Man) grin


How did you know this? I guess you asked your dad and he told you that his balls smell. Educate him on how to take care of it.


Instead of staying online arguing with feminists,

Do you know the meaning of the word`feminist`?


why not take care of your rotten putrid downside - shave it and wash thoroughly. cheesy
I`m a very clean person so no part of my body smell. Go take care of your dad s rotten potrid downside. He needs it. Give him a mind blowing blowww job afterwards. Your mum will appreciate it. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jayshadow: 10:18am On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Im telling you. The thick forest needs to be cut down by cutlass and hoe join!! Haba!! They grow thick forest and wear tight boxers. Have you forgotten that when they urinate, some do not rinse at all? They dnt use water to rinse well. And you know after urinating even when you feel you have expelled enough urine and worn your pants, remnant urine still flows out. Now just imagine how many times a guy would urinate in a day, doesnt rinse, then numerous drops of urine harbours in that 1 week boxer thereby creating a stench!! Gosh!! they are the same people making noise here that blokos doesnt smell. Ewooo!! Dirty people!!
Lol.....You are a comedian!!!!! grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Misogynist2014(m): 10:23am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:

Errrm,excusez moi? Are your balls dat stinky? Why am I even asking? Ur moniker says it all so dnt quote me! Ur ignored!
As if I care.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nihilist: 10:23am On Jan 22, 2015
VickyyB:

I wasn't wrong, anyways.
Better take care of your balls.
It's a known fact that most Nigerian men walk around with smelly balls and dick(that's a NO-NO for a grown up Man) grin
Instead of staying online arguing with feminists, why not take care of your rotten putrid downside - shave it and wash thoroughly. cheesy

Cc- Nihilist and Sirshymex - Wash your pipe! gringrin

Everyday!!!!

I also change underwear daily, and trim regularly

Thanks for your advice though and God bless you.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:25am On Jan 22, 2015
iykedare:


How did you know this. I guess you asked your dad and he told you that his balls smell. Educate him on how to take care of it.
I used the word "Most" not "All" meaning there are some exceptions.
My dad and some men are clean.
You are dirty! Most Anti-feminists are dirty...

Do you know the meaning of the word`feminist`?
I know the meaning. Get the meaning yourself and stop blabbing. Reference - wikipedia
It's not men-hating nonsense.

I`m a very clean person so no part of my body smell. Go take care of your dad s rotten potrid downside. he needs it. Give him a mind blowing blowww job afterwards. Your mum will appreciate it. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Story for the gods. You are dirty.
The stench emanating from your boxers will kill many fishes. gringrin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:29am On Jan 22, 2015
You girls know nobody wears a pair of boxers for a week anymore surely. Not even abokii. Me I always have a fresh clean pair waiting for after work. That's at least 2 per day.

And if I'm wearing jeans, na commando for that day. I mean, if you drain your lizard properly each time, no need to worry about those errant drips. That's so sixteen.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 10:33am On Jan 22, 2015
[quote author=VickyyB post=30022012]
I used the word "Most" not "All" meaning there are some exceptions.
My dad and some men are clean.
You are dirty! Most Anti-feminists are dirty...

Bravo, so you confirmed that your dad is clean after giving him the blowww job? well done. grin grin grin grin grin grin


I know the meaning. Get the meaning yourself and stop blabbing. Reference - wikipedia
It's not men-hating nonsense.

I gave you that as your assignment. Read that up or continue to wallow in your ignorance. angry angry angry angry


Story for the gods. You are dirty.
The stench emanating from your boxers will kill many fishes. gringrin

you seem to know so much about fishes,right? shocked shocked shocked grin grin grin grin

You have a fish brain.
The odour from your hole is like that of a dead fish

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 10:33am On Jan 22, 2015
Nihilist:


Everyday!!!!

I also change underwear daily, and trim regularly

Thanks for your advice though and God bless you.
You welcome. cheesy

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