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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:02am On Jan 22, 2015
Sacluxpaint:


Bro that fish smell aint funny, , it kills spirit and some will have the nerve to ask for head! There was a time I had a lady come into my bedroom for some quality time. Her head game was good, she got me rock solid like Lex Steele, then when it was time to put my d1ck in, as she took off her pants, the smell slapped me like tear gas, my d1ck less, no ginger again. I told her I can't do it, another time. (Its very rude telling a woman her puna stinks) but bro that was the last day I saw her. My room was like cray fish for 3 weeks despite putting bleach, almost finished my perf, bought different freshners, still difficult to take out. Unfortunately for me I was using rug, I guess some of her stuff was secreted on the rug. Sorry for digressing but na true story. This happened almost a decade ago. Back to the thread, no matter how many days a guy repeats his boxers, his dck won't smell.

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

NAIRALAND Nigerians have finally killed me

hahahahaha.... damn!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:06am On Jan 22, 2015
u got joystick?
jaybee08:
Hmmm Ok
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:08am On Jan 22, 2015
shocked shocked shocked na wa ooo

i rebuke every monitoring spirit in my life....hian!
Nneka123:
some of them live and eat on one boxers for a week! grin grin, patch! patch! everywhere grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:12am On Jan 22, 2015
pro
softysparky:
Dicks don't normally smell but balls do.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:14am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
u got joystick?
. I sure do cheesy
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:15am On Jan 22, 2015
OMG!!! So there are many men here who have smelly blokoses!! Unbelievable!! Look at how they are all vibrating. They are saying even if a man doesnt bathe for days, his blokos wont smell? Is that not the thought of a dirty man? Many dirty men in this thread oooooooooo. Chai!! let me quote them one by one.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by MDelgado(m): 9:15am On Jan 22, 2015
Kath5kouture:


Source:
http://www.nhs.uk/livewell/penis-health/pages/how-to-wash-a-penis.aspx

@ op,Would you reject your man's smelly cock??
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:16am On Jan 22, 2015
*running for my dear life*

what do u use it for?
jaybee08:
. I sure do cheesy
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:16am On Jan 22, 2015
menix:
Hahahaha... Lik dis ur counter thread buh d ladies can attest dat dick dont smell.

As a student of sexology, there I learnt wen a man's bulala wakes up it secrets dis otuphorus enzyms dat cleans d whole bulala of bacteria thus odor free.

Only dead men dick smell tongue

Chai! this guy is dirty ooooo.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:16am On Jan 22, 2015
freethinker01:
Like d poster above me said n I quote,"only dead a man d.icck smells". Ask the ladies, don't think it smells @ all.

You are dirty. #spits#

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:17am On Jan 22, 2015
na girls full this thread oo
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:17am On Jan 22, 2015
na u go know who is dirty and who is not?
Sophyrocks:


Chai! this guy is dirty ooooo.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by iykedare(m): 9:18am On Jan 22, 2015
This is the height of mumuism.
Girl,the di``ck doesnt smell?. Why don't you ladies take the advice and move on instead of yarning dust. A man s clothes could smell but not his dick. Its a known fact that our women are dumb,but I`m surprised that they are this dumb.

Instead of them to find solution to the pungent smell,they gather themselves to respond to silly thread with no meaning. grin grin grin grin grin

The time you ladies spend on social media should be spent on cleaning your smelly holes. grin grin grin grin grin angry angry angry angry angry

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:19am On Jan 22, 2015
Ishilove:
grin grin grin

I am not sure guys wash their down below. They prolly just splash water on their balls and fly out the bathroom, hence the preponderance of stinky boxers worldwide. Gross.

Now that dem don expose una secret, you guys are saying the thread doesn't make sense. Male chauvinism at it's peak...

My sister, a lot of these men dnt wash oooo. See their comments. They know how to complain about ladies but their secrets are out now. see them vibrating. How can a man say his blokos doesnt smell even if they dnt bathe? Gosh. These guys are dirty mehn!! This thread has revealed all the dirty men in nairaland.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:19am On Jan 22, 2015
dimdim001:
Our lollipops r always clean, dats y ladies always luv suckin' it grin

Dirty boy!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:20am On Jan 22, 2015
Davidairmarshal:
your post makes no sense, joysticks hardy smell unless you fail to bath or you have body odor.. its always clean. am proud to be a man, if you are hit like.

Another dirty guy!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:20am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
*running for my dear life*

what do u use it for?
I play with it nau grin

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:21am On Jan 22, 2015
sisqology:
The most annoying thing is : the smelling ones are still here commenting.... instead of them to go wash up now wink

Hehehehe. Thank you o. We are seeing all the dirty guys in this thread. By their comments you shall know them.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:22am On Jan 22, 2015
chai! i am ashamed of myself!

well, maybe u meant u got a Love Machine that works on u
jaybee08:
I play with it nau grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:22am On Jan 22, 2015
Rawani:
The fact is that ladies have to pay extra-extra attention to their veejay, otherwise they risk making the bedroom smell like a fish market. Most of the measures in that article are for uncircumcised males which does not apply to most Nigerian men. A bath is just enough to keep chairman fresh and ready for the next job.



Another dirty guy!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:25am On Jan 22, 2015
Nneka123:
some of them live and eat on one boxers for a week! grin grin, patch! patch! everywhere grin

Leave them o. Stinking people in this thread. Look at them. They dnt change boxers but they expect their blokos not to smell. How can a man say blokos doesnt smell? That man is dirty mehn. Who knows the kind of forest they harbour around it.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:26am On Jan 22, 2015
Chris95:
F*uck dis!! We dnt need a manual on our d*cks...we already knw hw to do d needful.

Another dirty one.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Rawani: 9:27am On Jan 22, 2015
Sophyrocks:


Another dirty guy!

Dirty? Really Sophie? Did you bother reading the article and what it said about care for circumcised men?
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:29am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
na u go know who is dirty and who is not?

Oh yes. By their comments you shall know them. Any man who believes blokoses do not smell does not take measures to keep himself clean down there!! Thats a dirty man!! No wonder the many complaints of dirty oozing boxers!!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by jaybee08(f): 9:29am On Jan 22, 2015
Moz22:
chai! i am ashamed of myself!

well, maybe u meant u got a Love Machine that works on u
dude don't get it twisted, but its not a bad idea sha, I will be sure its clean since I will be doing the cleaning myself grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Heymus(m): 9:31am On Jan 22, 2015
Sticks for joy, smell? Nor! nor!! nor!!!, i dont think so.

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:32am On Jan 22, 2015
so what r u trying to say?


explain further
Sophyrocks:


Oh yes. By their comments you shall know them. Any man who believes blokoses do not smell does not take measures to keep himself clean down there!! Thats a dirty man!! No wonder the many complaints of dirty oozing boxers!!
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Moz22: 9:32am On Jan 22, 2015
u haff spoil finish!
jaybee08:
dude don't get it twisted, but its not a bad idea sha, I will be sure its clean since I will be doing the cleaning myself grin
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Nobody: 9:33am On Jan 22, 2015
Too many dirty guys here to count sef. Tufiakwa!! Go and wash your boxers or change them regularly and stop harbouring forests down there!! Stop wearing tight boxers!! scrub the thing well and get rid of rashes around it. make it spotless!! enough said!!

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Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by Misogynist2014(m): 9:33am On Jan 22, 2015
candygosh:


shocked shocked shocked grin grin
girls have suffered oh! Dies
Times have changed my dear cry.
Re: How To Keep The Joystick Healthy And Clean by onatisi(m): 9:34am On Jan 22, 2015
Wettin sef,nothing dey happen. Drying up,cleaning up ,washing up, all na the same same. Ordinary watter fit do the job .We full ground berekete . Wait ooo, wettin I dey talk sef ? Abeg I don miss road ,make I run back my politics section. Abeg no vex .

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