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Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 2:18pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
An email sent to me by a friend. Hope you enjoy it: YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when... 1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3. 4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you. 5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses. 6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries. 7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen. 8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it. 10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee. 11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : ) 12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing. 13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message. 14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list. 15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list. AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself. |
Re: Living in 2005 by uchetobi(f): 3:56pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
i now know for shizzle that i am definately in 2005 |
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 4:11pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
What's funny is that I was just emailing my co-worker a story and she sits next to me! |
Re: Living in 2005 by vizion: 4:18pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
u definitely got me wit numbers 14, 15 and 16 |
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 5:08pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
Those got me as well! |
Re: Living in 2005 by Scorpio(f): 6:51pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
Numbers 6 and 10 are so true, especially in my case. good one vexxy! |
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 6:52pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
Scorpio, I am so guilty of number 6 that it's not even funny! |
Re: Living in 2005 by Scorpio(f): 6:56pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
U think u're guilty? 82% of my life revolves around my computer.When i'm not in clinicals, i'm online |
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 6:59pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
I think we fall in the same percentile of computer usage! |
Re: Living in 2005 by Scorpio(f): 7:02pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
we seriously need help |
Re: Living in 2005 by casper(m): 9:00pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
Re: Living in 2005 by nike4luv(f): 9:03pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
am definitely in 2005..computer addictives gimme a hell yea! |
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 9:06pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
HELL YEAH! |
Re: Living in 2005 by nike4luv(f): 9:07pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
mukakakaka |
Re: Living in 2005 by goodguy(m): 10:43pm On Oct 04, 2005 |
14, 15, 16 got me as well |
Re: Living in 2005 by hotangel2(f): 1:57am On Oct 06, 2005 |
I am sooooooooooooooooooo 2005! |
Re: Living in 2005 by panthress(f): 12:32pm On Jan 14, 2006 |
IM NOT ADDICTED TO THECOMPUTERF THE COMPUTER IS ADDICTED TO ME HAHA!!! |
Re: Living in 2005 by micklplus(m): 2:33pm On Jan 14, 2006 |
you are a crazy guy cos that got me so well ! you must be mad(not lunatic) but the whole approach! i entirely fell for that , and it pained me so hard. that was nice anyway! i like it anyway. take care,be cool,good and keep being great |
Re: Living in 2005 by xdos(m): 6:09pm On Apr 15, 2006 |
Hey, I'm in 2006, well I didnt notice the absence of #9. U got me all crackd up |
Re: Living in 2005 by diddy4(m): 7:00pm On Apr 15, 2006 |
i didnt notice the #9 and when i checked ands noticed your number 14, 15 and 16. you are damn good. nice joke. i do #6 alot. i aint addicted to computer we are married. i blame bill gate for that. |
Re: Living in 2005 by diva11(f): 7:12pm On Apr 15, 2006 |
6 is true 4 me just that nost of the time it's to open the gate ouch! 14,15 and 16 got me |
Re: Living in 2005 by larger20(m): 7:15pm On Apr 15, 2006 |
Hmm na wahooo! |
Re: Living in 2005 by gentleaura(m): 5:05am On Apr 16, 2006 |
I actually thought it was a bad read, not until #9 got me, omg! I am still laughing!! |
Re: Living in 2005 by dabby(f): 10:06am On Jun 07, 2006 |
really funny and really true. i'm laughing so hard |
Re: Living in 2005 by Shentz(f): 7:56pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
i moved on, |
Re: Living in 2005 by Mystique(f): 8:15am On Jun 28, 2006 |
Quite funny, but what about 2006? |
Re: Living in 2005 by lukkie(m): 9:53am On Jul 01, 2006 |
LOL. its so true but i got no regrets. times do change. |
Re: Living in 2005 by lukkie(m): 9:54am On Jul 01, 2006 |
LOL. its so true but i got no regrets. times do change. |
Re: Living in 2005 by dabby(f): 8:40pm On Sep 07, 2006 |
u definitely got me there. nice one. |
Re: Living in 2005 by nenye78(m): 3:44pm On Sep 08, 2006 |
Very good one. I'm guilty as chargedĀ |
Re: Living in 2005 by jayemkay(f): 11:05am On Sep 12, 2006 |
nice one, it so applies to me, really funny |
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