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Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 2:18pm On Oct 04, 2005
An email sent to me by a friend. Hope you enjoy it:

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2005 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that
they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if
anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the
screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the
first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and
you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this
message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this
list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.
Re: Living in 2005 by uchetobi(f): 3:56pm On Oct 04, 2005
smiley smiley i now know for shizzle that i am definately in 2005 wink
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 4:11pm On Oct 04, 2005
What's funny is that I was just emailing my co-worker a story and she sits next to me! cheesy
Re: Living in 2005 by vizion: 4:18pm On Oct 04, 2005
u definitely got me wit numbers 14, 15 and 16
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 5:08pm On Oct 04, 2005
Those got me as well! cheesy
Re: Living in 2005 by Scorpio(f): 6:51pm On Oct 04, 2005
Numbers 6 and 10 are so true, especially in my case. cheesy cheesy good one vexxy! wink
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 6:52pm On Oct 04, 2005
Scorpio, I am so guilty of number 6 that it's not even funny! cheesy
Re: Living in 2005 by Scorpio(f): 6:56pm On Oct 04, 2005
U think u're guilty? 82% of my life revolves around my computer.When i'm not in clinicals, i'm online cheesy
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 6:59pm On Oct 04, 2005
I think we fall in the same percentile of computer usage!
Re: Living in 2005 by Scorpio(f): 7:02pm On Oct 04, 2005
we seriously need help cheesy
Re: Living in 2005 by casper(m): 9:00pm On Oct 04, 2005
grin grin grin grin
Re: Living in 2005 by nike4luv(f): 9:03pm On Oct 04, 2005
am definitely in 2005..computer addictives gimme a hell yea!
Re: Living in 2005 by vexxy(f): 9:06pm On Oct 04, 2005
HELL YEAH! grin
Re: Living in 2005 by nike4luv(f): 9:07pm On Oct 04, 2005
mukakakaka
Re: Living in 2005 by goodguy(m): 10:43pm On Oct 04, 2005
14, 15, 16 got me as well cheesy
Re: Living in 2005 by hotangel2(f): 1:57am On Oct 06, 2005
I am sooooooooooooooooooo 2005!
Re: Living in 2005 by panthress(f): 12:32pm On Jan 14, 2006
IM NOT ADDICTED TO THECOMPUTERF THE COMPUTER IS ADDICTED TO ME
HAHA!!!
Re: Living in 2005 by micklplus(m): 2:33pm On Jan 14, 2006
you are a crazy guy cos that got me so well !
you must be mad(not lunatic) but the whole approach!
i entirely fell for that , and it pained me so hard.
that was nice anyway! i like it anyway.
take care,be cool,good and keep being great
Re: Living in 2005 by xdos(m): 6:09pm On Apr 15, 2006
Hey, I'm in 2006,

well I didnt notice the absence of #9. U got me all crackd up
Re: Living in 2005 by diddy4(m): 7:00pm On Apr 15, 2006
i didnt notice the #9 and when i checked ands noticed your number 14, 15 and 16. you are damn good. nice joke. i do #6 alot. i aint addicted to computer we are married. i blame bill gate for that. grin grin grin
Re: Living in 2005 by diva11(f): 7:12pm On Apr 15, 2006
grin grin grin
6 is true 4 me just that nost of the time it's to open the gate
angry ouch! 14,15 and 16 got me
Re: Living in 2005 by larger20(m): 7:15pm On Apr 15, 2006
Hmm na wahooo!
Re: Living in 2005 by gentleaura(m): 5:05am On Apr 16, 2006
I actually thought it was a bad read, not until #9 got me, omg! I am still laughing!!
Re: Living in 2005 by dabby(f): 10:06am On Jun 07, 2006
really funny and really true. i'm laughing so hard
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Living in 2005 by Shentz(f): 7:56pm On Jun 07, 2006
i moved on, wink
Re: Living in 2005 by Mystique(f): 8:15am On Jun 28, 2006
Quite funny, but what about 2006?
Re: Living in 2005 by lukkie(m): 9:53am On Jul 01, 2006
LOL. its so true but i got no regrets. times do change.
Re: Living in 2005 by lukkie(m): 9:54am On Jul 01, 2006
LOL. its so true but i got no regrets. times do change.
Re: Living in 2005 by dabby(f): 8:40pm On Sep 07, 2006
u definitely got me there.
nice one. grin grin
Re: Living in 2005 by nenye78(m): 3:44pm On Sep 08, 2006
Very good one. I'm guilty as chargedĀ  grin grin
Re: Living in 2005 by jayemkay(f): 11:05am On Sep 12, 2006
nice one, it so applies to me, really funny

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