According to various media outlets, the impending debate between the Presidential Candidates contesting the forthcoming elections has received a spanner in the works, after APC Flag bearer, General Muhammadu Buhari, announced today that he would not be participating in the debate.

He revealed this exclusively during a phone chat with our political correspondent. Here are excerpts from the conversation (pardon our spelling the General’s words exactly how we heard them, sometimes he was very difficult to understand)



FNN: Good day Your Excellency

BUHARI: Gwud ebening my gwud man

FNN: Sir, is there any truth to the rumours making the rounds that you are boycotting the Presidential debate?

BUHARI: sadly, this is the truth. But I am not boykwatting the debate because of any malicious intention. I boycotted because the organisers refused my request to bring my bice-president, Frafessar Osinbade, along with me

FNN: Sir, his name is Osibanjo

BUHARI: That’s what I said. Frafessr Osinbade

FNN: Never mind…………..but if you don’t mind my saying Sir, it is supposed to be a Presidential Debate, not Vice Presidentia…..

BUHARI: Look young man, he is my bice-fresident por a reason….he is suffused to help me out in dippicult times. What is more dippicult than a debate? You exfect me to trust these people to not be partial? You sink they won’t ask Ebele simful simful questions and ask me the dippicult ones? I don’t trust zem……so ip they won’t allow me attend the debate with my bice fresident, then they can porget it

FNN: So Sir, your decision is final?

BUHARI: Yes, it is pinal

The Other candidates are yet to comment on the General’s decision to withdraw from the debate, but we shall keep you posted in subsequent bulletins

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So that he will speak all the english for you. 'Man of Change' my @$$

Sirfizz:
According to various media outlets, the impending debate between the Presidential Candidates contesting the forthcoming elections has received a spanner in the works, after APC Flag bearer, General Muhammadu Buhari, announced today that he would not be participating in the debate.
He revealed this exclusively during a phone chat with our political correspondent. Here are excerpts from the conversation (pardon our spelling the General’s words exactly how we heard them, sometimes he was very difficult to understand)
FNN: Good day Your Excellency
BUHARI: Gwud ebening my gwud man
FNN: Sir, is there any truth to the rumours making the rounds that you are boycotting the Presidential debate?
BUHARI: sadly, this is the truth. But I am not boykwatting the debate because of any malicious intention. I boycotted because the organisers refused my request to bring my bice-president, Frafessar Osinbade, along with me
FNN: Sir, his name is Osibanjo
BUHARI: That’s what I said. Frafessr Osinbade
FNN: Never mind…………..but if you don’t mind my saying Sir, it is supposed to be a Presidential Debate, not Vice Presidentia…..
BUHARI: Look young man, he is my bice-fresident por a reason….he is suffused to help me out in dippicult times. What is more dippicult than a debate? You exfect me to trust these people to not be partial? You sink they won’t ask Ebele simful simful questions and ask me the dippicult ones? I don’t trust zem……so ip they won’t allow me attend the debate with my bice fresident, then they can porget it
FNN: So Sir, your decision is final?
BUHARI: Yes, it is pinal
The Other candidates are yet to comment on the General’s decision to withdraw from the debate, but we shall keep you posted in subsequent bulletins
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simplemach:
So that he will speak all the english for you. 'Man of Change' my @$$

What is this fool saying

Too dull...try harder next tym..."sai buhari"