2nd Semester Exams For All
Departments

Course: Love Mathematics.

Course code: LMS111

All questions carry equal marks.

Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.

1. If a girl is in love for 10 years
and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?

2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 a chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the
expenses and loss in handling all of them?

3. In not more than 10 pages,
STATE the difference between
Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa
(skinny) girls.

4. With the aid of a labelled
diagram, DRAW and EXPLAIN the term "Ukwu".
(Question 5- For girls only)

5. Using Laws of indices,
CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you
demand for an iPhone 6.

(Question 6- For boys only.)

6. You send an airtime worth
#1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a 'Please call me I Love You' text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.

7. You broke up with your girl
because of Christmas gifts, etc.
Using quadratic equation,
CALCULATE how long it'll take you to get her back in January.

8. As a guy, you are dating other people's sister, but you don't want any other guy to date your sister.
CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)

9. When you check a Facebook
profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married.

BRIEFLY explain who they
are all dating in not less than two sentences.

N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!

GOODLUCK!

Lecturer, abeg take diz 2k, no lemme get carry over....

badt student,u must be from APC