1. Make a List:
The list doesnt have to be sensible, or even intelligent. just write "5 things men hate about women' or 5 reasons Tiwa Savage belle is so big" Trust me, in the twinkle of an eye, you will find your article on the frontpage
2. Attack the women folk:
yes, just write " Why do nigerian girls like to chop my money?" or "Why dont nigerian women want to marry?" and trust me, you will definitely be on frontpage.
3.Counter attack the frontpage attack on women folk - Yes just simply write the opposite of any frontpage article that catches your eye and voila!
3. Quote moderators and say "royalroy, frontpage please" and just like magic, you will be teleported to the frontpage.
4. Post pictures of random people doing mundane things and call them "celebrity" Example " Picture of the sister to the cousin of P-Square brother-in-law rocks in a beautiful red gown"
5.Post throwback pictures of celebrity. Yes, becasue we all want to know what basketmouth looked like when he was just basket and no mouth.
Okay , i can only think of these 5 for now....feel free to add yours

esp nos 1 and 2.

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Just in case this makes it to frontpage
Royalroy, tgirl4real frontpage please

Go online search for any rape , killing or accident story, post it with pictures and voooom it's on frontpage.

elantraceey:
Go online search for any rape , killing or accident story, post it with pictures and voooom it's on frontpage.

I dey tell u!

I hope this sees the front page

Captivatin headlines for political stories......lyk.'Gmb certificate is fake'

I post news >and it entre front page everyday>xo y do u post it in family section= is this a family issue

hahahaha.

I can see I'm still a learner in this Nairaland community. 'Cos I'm always amused at how serious some people take this frontpage issue.

BIGDIVA!! I know you are seriously praying for this CRAP to make front page.. No way..

bigdiva:
1. Make a List:
The list doesnt have to be sensible, or even intelligent. just write "5 things men hate about women' or 5 reasons Tiwa Savage belle is so big" Trust me, in the twinkle of an eye, you will find your article on the frontpage
2. Attack the women folk:
yes, just write " Why do nigerian girls like to chop my money?" or "Why dont nigerian women want to marry?" and trust me, you will definitely be on frontpage.
3.Counter attack the frontpage attack on women folk - Yes just simply write the opposite of any frontpage article that catches your eye and voila!
3. Quote moderators and say "royalroy, frontpage please" and just like magic, you will be teleported to the frontpage.
4. Post pictures of random people doing mundane things and call them "celebrity" Example " Picture of the sister to the cousin of P-Square brother-in-law rocks in a beautiful red gown"
5.Post throwback pictures of celebrity. Yes, becasue we all want to know what basketmouth looked like when he was just basket and no mouth.
Okay , i can only think of these 5 for now....feel free to add yours

Tydies:
BIGDIVA!! I know you are seriously praying for this CRAP to make front page.. No way..

LOL! as if! if youve read my posts history, you will know that i dont give a rats ass about getting on the front page...

Copy from LIB and paste the link and voila fp you go. If it's on LIB then it's fp worthy.

Have a lalasticlala username. Btw, I'm thinking of registering a new nl handle as lalasticlala2.

6. Create a meaningful and thought-provoking topic, something that people can relate to, something that adds value to others, something educative...

hehehehe... strange but true

Hahaha.

Funniest thing is that, most of the educative, informative and entertaining topics don't get to front page.

egopersonified:
Copy from LIB and paste the link and voila fp you go. If it's on LIB then it's fp worthy.

Have a lalasticlala username. Btw, I'm thinking of registering a new nl handle as lalasticlala2.

You know this . This thread might not make FP because of this revelation.

bigdiva:
1. Make a List:
The list doesnt have to be sensible, or even intelligent. just write "5 things men hate about women' or 5 reasons Tiwa Savage belle is so big" Trust me, in the twinkle of an eye, you will find your article on the frontpage
2. Attack the women folk:
yes, just write " Why do nigerian girls like to chop my money?" or "Why dont nigerian women want to marry?" and trust me, you will definitely be on frontpage.
3.Counter attack the frontpage attack on women folk - Yes just simply write the opposite of any frontpage article that catches your eye and voila!
3. Quote moderators and say "royalroy, frontpage please" and just like magic, you will be teleported to the frontpage.
4. Post pictures of random people doing mundane things and call them "celebrity" Example " Picture of the sister to the cousin of P-Square brother-in-law rocks in a beautiful red gown"
5.Post throwback pictures of celebrity. Yes, becasue we all want to know what basketmouth looked like when he was just basket and no mouth.
Okay , i can only think of these 5 for now....feel free to add yours

That's if the thread is worth it. If you open a thread like "Help, how do I like posts on Nairaland" and tag the mods na OYO state that thread go just dey.

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6. Create a counter thread.
7. Create a funny pictures thread. I've been seeing too many funny-pics-to-spice-your-day threads lately.
8. Report breaking news. That's if someone doesn't beat you to it or the mod pushes a similar thread made like an hour after yours.

bluedaze:
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Just in case this makes it to frontpage
Royalroy, tgirl4real frontpage please

You hold charm?

Never!

An0nimus:

That's if the thread is worth it. If you open a thread like "Help, how do I like posts on Nairaland" and tag the mods na OYO state that thread go just dey.

Additions
6. Create a counter thread.
7. Create a funny pictures thread. I've been seeing too many funny-pics-to-spice-your-day threads lately.
8. Report breaking news. That's if someone doesn't beat you to it or the mod pushes a similar thread made like an hour after yours.

Lmao

egopersonified:
Copy from LIB and paste the link and voila fp you go. If it's on LIB then it's fp worthy.

Have a lalasticlala username. Btw, I'm thinking of registering a new nl handle as lalasticlala2.

This thread got me

It got me. So true. Plus a little more additions. I like to say that if you want to also make first ,d second to comment, you MUST follow Lalasticlala, Seun and Ishilove, and always comment on their post irrespective of what trash they post.
Anyways if u can't beat them what do u do?
Nairaland is someone's biznez take it or leave it.