A man goes in for an interview for a job as a TV news broadcaster. The interview went quite well but the trouble was he kept winking and stammering.

The interviewer said, "Although you have a lot of the qualities we're looking for, the fact that you keep winking and stammering disqualifies you."

"Oh, that's no problem," said the man. "If I take a couple of aspirin I stop winking and stammering for an hour."

"Show me," said the interviewer.

So the man reached into his pocket. Embarrassingly he pulled out loads of condoms of every variety - ribbed, flavoured, colored and everything before he found the packet of aspirin. He took the aspirin and soon talked perfectly and stopped winking.

The interviewer said, "That's amazing, but I don't think we could employ someone who'd be womanizing all over the country."

"Excuse me!" exclaimed the man, "I'm a happily married man, not a womanizer!"

"Well how do you explain all the condoms, then?" asked the interviewer.

The man replied, "Have you ever gone into a pharmacy, stammering and winking, and asked for a packet of aspirin?"

Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"

Sam: "I don't know."

Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."

Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!"

@poster1
uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what a pocket full of condoms
becus of stammering

The pharmacist tot he wanted condoms but cudnt say it, pretending to stammer

ofcus i understand now
cus it don happen to me before

so how many times did you ask for aspirin instead of condom?

mayb twice becus
alot of people were in d supermarket
but later the man catch my scope

Hahahaha dat was really childish i guess now u can boldly ask for a pack

na so lyf be

Oboy make una see CuteAngel, i got it from her profile: no wonder she knows alot about different colour and flavour of condom are you a transgendered?

9ice package

catapult

wow

good packaging

Dat is a customised wear any body want to order? especially those with XXL size

cutie, u now make me have a doubting mind over ur 'sex' status

shes cool and i was down with her yesterday secretly,

@sexy
is it true?

Yea we had a great acrobatic time

Glad to hear that from you.

How are u feeling today?

fyn tank u

i said it , Your tripping ,

CuteAngel:

How are u feeling today?

Fine jare , betta person, How far?

not tu far & i no be gay

Then Fu ck Off!

hey yabby back or butt off

@romade
pls b careful b4 some hard stuff got stuck in ur ass

fanx mister neo 4 i sure know u spik from xperience

like dem talk experience na d best teacher

dani, neo_witch no dey happy o.

y u self collect him bread & brush?

@sylve
neo_na witch
haha i tynk sey na wizard nna

@ romade
so sylve nor get brush.
i wondr hw hin teeth go be