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| the Weird And Paranoid circle by losprince(m): 10:57pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
This work is highly sensitive. Poeple potrayed here are either real or fictional, names have been changed to protect the identities of the victims. Prologue Our world is a beatibeautiful place inhibated by all kinds of creatures, but the most interesting is mankind. Everyday we come accross people with weird, paraniod, crazy characteristics, I will be sharing a few stories about the ones I know and came up with. |
| Re: the Weird And Paranoid circle by losprince(m): 11:30pm On Feb 07, 2015 |
I would like you to meet jago, he is an hausa man around 30 years, tall, dark and slightly skinny. Jago is water truck pusher, infact that's what got him crazy in the first place. You see jago used to live in the northern region of the country, pushing water truck for a family who promised to give their daughter to him for marriage if he pushed the truck for them for seben years. A romantically frustrated jago knowing that he would "neber be avle" to score any chick, blindly agreed without a written agreement and... well a lawyer. Jago pushed and pushed trucks for "seben" years, of course he got to see his betrothed on errand occasions. Seven years passed and jago was the one that pushed the trucks of water used in preparing food for the girls marraige to another man. He didnt "eben" get to know the girl's name. A devastated jago migrated to rivers where he caught the craZe flui... the only interesting thing jago says is this story, he calls it-marriage scandal. If you see someone attentively listening to jago, just pass by, its old news. Well here is a few funny facts about jago. He thinks the new hundred naira note is a thousand naira note. People trick him with this, after pushing a water truck for them, they will give him the new hundred naira amd demand for change. If he starts quarreling you, dont panic! He is only confused because he has no idea how to start calculating your balance. If jago wants to drink tea, he buys two sachets of milk. If the store keeper tries to convince him to drop one and take a milo or chocolate, he will call the person names claiming that he is wiser. Later, jago would come back complaining that the two sachets contained white contents. He thinks himself a special man. You can be standing beside jago and yet he will ask you to stand out of his way, just shift a bit and he will thank you warm heartedly. 1 Like |
| Re: the Weird And Paranoid circle by Lazymanhead(m): 4:25pm On Feb 16, 2015 |
Thoughtful, funny and interesting... |
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