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Daily Jokes From Naijafunnyvideos by naijafv: 3:38pm On Feb 09, 2015 |
DEFINITION OF POLITICS A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "Daddy what is politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The house help, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense," So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the house help's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the house help. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is messing with the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep poo." Read More Below: http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/definition-of-politics ============================================================== APPRECIATE LIFE You Were Born In A First Class Clinic, I Was Delivered At Home, But We Both Survived. You Went To A Private School And I Went To Local Government School,But We Are Both In The Same University/College. You Woke Up From The Bed And I Woke Up Woke From The Floor,But We Both Had A Peaceful Rest. You Drank Hennessy & Champagne & I Drank Cheap Wine,But We Both Still Got Drunk. Your Outfits Are All Expensive, Mine Are All Simple And Cheap But We Still Cover Our unclothedness. You Ate Fried Rice And Roasted Chicken, I Ate Pap And Akara{Beans Cake} But We Still Ate To Our Satisfaction. You Ride On Lexus Jeep And I Use Public Transport,But We Still Got To Our Various Destination. You May Be Reading This Post From Your Samsung & I Typed It With My Outdated Nokia But We Still Understand The Same Thing... You See Life Isn't About What You Don't Have But About What You Have & How You See Yourself. One Is Only Poor If They Choose To Be. Make Yourself Proud And Keep The Hustling Spirit Going And Remember Better Days Are Coming Because After a Dark Tunnel There Is Always Light. Read More: http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/appreciate-life/ ========================================================== WHICH ORDER WILL YOU OBEY? Which of the following public announcements would you obey with immediate effect? 1. "We advise Nigerians not to panic; they should go about their daily businesses as our men are scattered all over to provide security for them..." -Nigeria Army 2. "We advise Nigerians to stay indoor for a week as our men will be out to discharge their official duties for the next one week..." -Boko Haram: Which would you OBEY? Find Out More On: http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/which-order-will-you/ ================================================== HOW BRILLIANT ARE YOU? Test your I Q. Are you Brilliant? Intelligent? Well, Here is the place for you; HOW MANY OF EACH SPECIES DID MOSES TAKE WITH HIM TO THE ARK? Know More: http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/post/how-brilliant-are-you/ ============================================================= Comedian Acapella gets arrested by Police for answering call Watch What Happened: http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/comedian-acapella-arrested-by-police---84 ============================================================== Miss Ukwu Charged & Sentenced Watch Here; http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/miss-ukwu-guilty-and-sentenced---83 ============================================================= Find Out what presidential aspirant Buchi promises in his campaign Speech. Watch Here; http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/the-campaign-speech-by-basketmouth-and-buchi---82 ============================================================= Selfless act of Love Click on The Link Below To Watch: http://www.naijafunnyvideos/city-of-goons-episode-12-the-chicken-story---81 ============================================================= Obedience is Important Watch More Here: http://www.naijafunnyvideos.com/ay-skit-use-your-head---80 For more funny videos, jokes and inspiration: NaijaFunnyVideos is your one stop place ![]() |
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