PRESS RELEASE: NATIONAL CIRCULAR
FROM: National Association of Boyfriends (NABs)
TO: National Association of Girlfriends (NAGs)
Cc: Federal Ministry of Women Affairs
Bcc: Senate Committee on Conflict Resolution
NOTICE OF SUSPENSION OF STRIKE
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This is to bring to the notice of the public our concerns
and conclusions on this Valentine period. We are hereby
suspending strike till further notice but the following
should be noted.
How can a girl send you boxers & expect a BB? A tie &
expect Brazilian hair? Singlet & expect iPad 2? Cufflinks &
expect BB Porsche of 450k? Or nothing at all & expect an
expensive dinner at Chicken Republic? Yet we preach
gender equality!
Well, the National Association of Boyfriends (NABs) has
concluded that this valentine should be celebrated in line
with the trade by barter principle. Therefore we have
agreed to suspend our strike after signing a memorandum
of understanding that is made up of the following with
them.
1. Singlet should be exchanged with a Bra.
2. If she gives you roll-on, buy her "Miss Paris".
3. If she gives you cufflinks, give her rubber band to tie
her natural hair.
4. If she shows up at your door empty handed, tune NTA
or AIT for her to watch. Don't let her watch your
subscribed cable (no free thing).
5. If she asks for an expensive dinner, take her to an
expensive night vigil. MFM or CAC to be precise.
6. If She gives you a flower, you give her igneous rock
from Olumo rock (all na nature).
Kindly note that the above are currently our exchange
rates for the Valentine. In line the the memorandum of
understanding signed, we hereby suspend our strike.

if she makes you Hot . go and self-service yourself out.... never touch her

hehehe, ladies are trophies, ladies are gifts, ladies are meant to spoilt. Yes i said it.

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