THE AWESOME PRESIDENT
1. Goodluck Jonathan, you are really GOOD
You have ravaged the shortage of FOOD
You are a threat to our rivals' MANHOOD
These often put me in a good MOOD

2. Some of our leaders are known to LOOT
Like militants who are ready to SHOOT
You keep this attitude under your FOOT
And gave bad politicians a tremendous BOOT

3. You neither lead by hook nor by CROOK
Yet you punish traitors by the BOOK
Bribery and corruption you never BROOK
And these have really got us off the HOOK

4. Just as you're our country's BRIDEGROOM
You keep sleepless nights in your ROOM
To ensure you free our country from DOOM
Never give up for Nigeria is about to BOOM

5. Though our country is not in HONEYMOON
Yet I call you the light of our country's MOON
Because your governance is a great BOON
And I believe you will make it very SOON

6. The time in your life when you go to SCHOOL
Times people around called you a FOOL
You endured and ensured you're COOL
Now when they see your picture they DROOL

Written by your number one fanatic: FRANCIS

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Dear Lord, is this a poem or what Abeg, this is not in any way poetic. Not in any way!

D DOOM of d past is about LOOMing cos the CROOK wants to RULE