NIGERIAN .... VALENTINE'S DAY REPORT SO FAR FROM VAL POLICE DEPARTMENT

(1) Engagements .........11%.

(2) Heart breaks ........92%.

(3) Wife caught cheating ........56%.

(4) Husband caught cheating .......57%.

(5) Condom sold ........17million

(6) Fast food sales ........80m.

(7) Visit to Motherless Babys' Homes, prisoners/ cells, beggars/destitute .........5%.

( Seat out Bar/lounge & Cool Spot sales.....88m.

(9) Girls in hospital over Love .......482,631.

(10) Boys in hospital over Love.........297,506

(11) Girls arrested for fighting over Boys.......86,876.

(12) Boys arrested for fighting over Girls.......25,405.

(13) Wives beating husbands in public.......804.

(14) Husbands beating wives in public..........1,209.

(15) Exchange of boxers for IPHONE6/ BRACKBERRY/ Money For Brazillan Hair........4m.

(16)Divorce......5,675

(17) Pregnancy .........Loading...

(18) Number of switched off phones so far...... 9 million

19.)number of deactivated account .... 6M

20.Val hookup going on,

21. staphylococcus / syphilis / Ghonorea Transfer tru raw sex .... 34,123

22. EBOLA Transfer ..... 0 %

23. Spiritual and Demonic Initiation tru sex ..... 34,012

24. Destinys ( Akara- aka) deleted / collected tru sex ... 29,120

25. Broken Condoms ... 37,358

26. HIV contacts ....... Loading (47%)

27. Loss of Virginity.....2m.


( VAL Issues collecting Officer 2)