Ya know, you look really hot! You must be real reason for global warming

Hi can i get ur fake number.

desthan:

You're ugly but you intrigue me


Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?

~~LMAO~~

~WOW~

hey guys, this is one very cool thing i did (though not in a club), i acted deaf & dumb, found a sheet of paper and wrote: "hi. i'm deaf and dumb but it doesnt say i can't be friends with beautiful people .since u wont understand sign language its best we write " really can't remember her first reply but after taking her name (wasnt dull enough to take her number else she'd suspect, i knew i'd see her again). 10mins later we were relating well in writing.after writing 'bye', i walked for,say 5secs, turned back to her (she was gazing after me) i actually said "you are beautiful".why she no go trip? her face went expressionless, she just looked on at me while i walked off.i felt cool with myself
truly, i was really surprised at myself and wondered at what i just did.anytime i recall that day i laugh at creativity.it sure worked magic

stag:

hey guys, this is one very cool thing i did (though not in a club), i acted deaf & dumb, found a sheet of paper and wrote: "hi. i'm deaf and dumb but it doesnt say i can't be friends with beautiful people .since u wont understand sign language its best we write " really can't remember her first reply but after taking her name (wasnt dull enough to take her number else she'd suspect, i knew i'd see her again). 10mins later we were relating well in writing.after writing 'bye', i walked for,say 5secs, turned back to her (she was gazing after me) i actually said "you are beautiful".why she no go trip? her face went expressionless, she just looked on at me while i walked off.i felt cool with myself
truly, i was really surprised at myself and wondered at what i just did.anytime i recall that day i laugh at creativity.it sure worked magic

~~LMAO~~

i really can't make any sense from it all.if a mad man walks up to you
then treat him madly and if it's a gentleman then treat him gently.
That is the safest thing to do, otherwise something terrible can happen.
you know how easy it is for emotional tension to generate.

Well if there's been couple of eye contacts,i wld go over to her and say hey beautifull do u care for a dance pls,if she says NO,i will like ok then i'd give u a dance,thank God i sabi dance,she wld jst laugh and flow along.

Sup young lady,i guez you were looking for me (sowie for keeping you waiting)

lets complete our objectives. . .

mohawkchic:

~Hilarious!!! Pick -up lines are meant to be Chessy anyways & a laff!! Sure breaks the ice if its a funny line Great Sense of Humour is on every Girls list afterall!! The Sexual Pick up lines can either be a laff ^{depending on how its said & who's saying it} or dam right Annoying!!

~Since the guys are struggling w/ their pick-up lines, Maybe the ladies can give Tips on Chat-up lines that will work ^{If Any} or one that made an Impression?

~There are a couple of Interesting Good ~ Annoying Chessy ones on here


Chat Up Lines


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-46071.0.html


Annoying Pick Up Lines

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-150704.352.html


Chat Up Lines In Hausa Please


https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-108615.0.html#bot

~~Real nice chat up lines there~~

-You’re a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me

-You're like a dictionary—you add meaning to my life!

-You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

-Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you, the room became beautiful.

i will walk up to her and say ' hi i was wondering if you grew up like this or were you put together by a top artist'. then see what she says

seanT21 said "GENTLEMEN, drop your pick up lines here" not DOGS drop your, " tyric, pc_guru and brox_dog please take note.
As for me, I’ll walk up to the girls, say hi and wave to all of them, zero in on the one I admire, tell her she looks good and what she is wearing fits her. Any other thing I say (pick up line) or do will depend on her reply to my first chat up line. For all you know she came to pick up a man herself.

maputu:

seanT21 said "GENTLEMEN, drop your pick up lines here" not DOGS drop your, " tyric, pc_guru and brox_dog please take note.
As for me, I’ll walk up to the girls, say hi and wave to all of them, zero in on the one I admire, tell her she looks good and what she is wearing fits her. Any other thing I say (pick up line) or do will depend on her reply to my first chat up line. For all you know she came to pick up a man herself.

Gentleman indeed