A guy fell in love with this cute damsel and
everything was going on fine until he made
His intention known to her father & being
a learned man, here is what he gave him:

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY
DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN YOUR OWN
HAND WRITING AND IN BLOCK LETTERS

I _______________ hereby apply to marry
your daughter Miss____________. I am _____
years old.

Please answer the following questions
honestly.

1. Do you go to Church ? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No
4. Are you working? Yes/No
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No

If your answer to any of the above
questions is NO, do not continue. Leave my
house and don't look back.

If all your answers were YES, Then
continue...
1. In 50 words or more, Describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
__________________________________________
_____________________________________________
_____________________________________________
___________________________________________

2. With the aid of a diagram, Explain how
you can give respect to your father in- law
and mother in-law.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

3. Suppose your wife says "Honey, I need
money for my hair at the saloon", what
would be your answer ?
__________________________________

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

5. What does the term 'good husband'
mean to you?
_____________________________________
_____________________________________

6.Do you have both dad and mum
together? Yes/No
If No explain why?
_________________________________________

7.Were your parents legally married? Yes/No
If YES for how long?________________________
If the time of their marriage is less than
your age,
Explain why you were born out of
wedlock. _____________________________________
_____________________________________

8. Explain the meaning of ''COME HOME
EARLY"
As used by women (100 words)
__________________________________________
_____________________________________________
______________________

9. Give any THREE reasons that can cause a
man to sleep outside his
house.
__________________________________________
__________________________________________
__________________________________________

10. In case of divorce, Who do you think is
the owner of the kids between father and
mother?
_________________________________________

Answer the following
by Yes or No.
1. Do you drink alcohol? Yes/No
2. Do you smoke? Yes/No
3. Are you short- tempered? Yes/No

LAST PART - BUT EQUALLY IMPORTANT

1. When can you be free for
interviews?
______________________________
2. When is the best time to interview
your dad?____________________
3. When can I interview your mum?
______________________________
4. When can I interview your church Pastor
____________________________________
5. Please stick your passport size photo
below which will be put in the newspaper
to check if you have other girlfriends.
Sign here: ________________
Sign again: _______________

Thank you for showing interest in my
daughter. Your application will be
processed in a year's time.

You will be acknowledged only if you
emerge successful.

As you are waiting,
*Please don't call me!
*Don't visit me!
*Don't contact my daughter!
If u do, you will be disqualified!
Leave your details in case I need to ask you
more questions;

Postal Address: _________________________
Email: __________________________________
Phone: _________________________________
Home:__________________________________
Facebook: ______________________________ 

BEST WISHES.

Suppose you are in his kind of shoe/situation

what would you do?

He is still filling the form o.. Lol

Enjoy....................

you think this section is jokes section?

Guy no dey do anyhow now

All to be answer

diddydiva:
you think this section is jokes section?

Guy no dey do anyhow now

y you dey like dis nau....marriage na still romance you know

This section resemble Jokes section?




Mods!!!

malonephill:
y you dey like dis nau....marriage na still romance you know

but the content of his post is hilarious.

moreover what's your definition of romance. Cos to me marriage is more of a family thing

diddydiva:

but the content of his post is hilarious.

moreover what's your definition of romance. Cos to me marriage is more of a family thing

so marriage can only born family without the existence of romance shey

malonephill:
so marriage can only born family without the existence of romance shey

and how many couples continue in romance after marriage

diddydiva:

and how many couples continue in romance after marriage

how am I suppose to know, have not been into one....

All I know romance can never stop in marriage unless their is divorce