neyur:



Naso thief they start

neyur:



Naso thief they start

mtcheww f u

Suzyky4u:
I always peeped mum n dad when they are doing bad things...

badt girl.

zick19:

hehehehehe .... guy, u don get am finish. chop knuckles

baddest nigga....ur name suppose be okoli....bad junky....

Shaving the sides of my hair because I wanted to be like Rob Van Dam. Sticking my upper lip to the freezer n it got stuck. Still dunno y I did this

seedorfg:
i use to beg my younger brother for food, as in, kazeem "fun mi ni rice sibi kan, ma ba e sere

hahahahaahaha

dis shiit i also did

1) i smoke mat sticks

2) i eat mat sticks because of its salty taste

3) i smoke paper in the toilet

4) i kill lizards for no reason..as i go for lizard hunting

5) i steal my grandmother's milk and milo

6) me and my elder brother did missionary style when no body is around...d day my uncle caught us, he wan use beating crucify us dat day

7) i tried to use my peniss to penetrate my female cousin pusssy but d prick nor enter

sameer1212:
LOL... I must confess my dear, U ARE BEAUTIFUL..

...Awww,thank u.

obontami:
1) i smoke mat sticks

2) i eat mat sticks because of its salty taste

3) i smoke paper in the toilet

4) i kill lizards for no reason..as i go for lizard hunting

5) i steal my grandmother's milk and milo

6) me and my elder brother did missionary style when no body is around...d day my uncle caught us, he wan use beating crucify us dat day

7) i tried to use my peniss to penetrate my female cousin pusssy but d prick nor enter

How old were you and how old were your cousin?

And, your moniker

laykorn:


How old were you and how old were your cousin?

And, your moniker

i was 10 then and she was 7

and my moniker one of d craziest usernames on NL

hahaha u dig?

phrenoz:
...Awww,thank u.

my pleasure ma'am

Habeyy:
baddest nigga....ur name suppose be okoli....bad junky....

lolz..... then ur own name should be oboli

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cassyrooy:

*Bros life good back then, 6 wetin?
*@14 with 35yr old?

Yes 6week without bath.

Being disvagined by a 35 years old woman at 14 is not the issue.
The act was actually performed inside our compound toilet

I used mirror to look at people pants.

Engaging in street wars just to impress the most popular girl.

Playing police and thief with my boys. Am always the thief

Used to Kidnapped our neighbours chickens and preparing pepper soup with old bounvita container at the back of our house with my boys.

Remember when we opened a 3 month old grave just to see how a decomposing body look like.. it was not a pretty sight. The side effects was catastrophic..

After pooing me and my talibans will taste each and every one of our poo all in the name of trying to predict who poo taste better.

Achilies:
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Yes 6week without bath.

Being disvagined by a 35 years old woman at 14 is not the issue.
The act was actually performed inside our compound toilet

Guy how e take happen? Na u chyke her or the reverse?

cassyrooy:
It cant guarantee you victory so we dont need it. Mine was Netherlands

That must have been difficult for you to spell then

sameer1212:
LOL... I must confess my dear, U ARE BEAUTIFUL..

U don't need to tell her again. I've done so already

clans:

That must have been difficult for you to spell then

Not for me but for my opponents. Hardest options were our winning strokes.

Achilies:
I used mirror to look at people pants.

Engaging in street wars just to impress the most popular girl.

Playing police and thief with my boys. Am always the thief

Used to Kidnapped our neighbours chickens and preparing pepper soup with old bounvita container at the back of our house with my boys.

Remember when we opened a 3 month old grave just to see how a decomposing body look like.. it was not a pretty sight. The side effects was catastrophic..

After pooing me and my talibans will taste each and every one of our poo all in the name of trying to predict who poo taste better.

I have done practically all the stuff people have been mentioning here. But when I read ur own, Bawse, if u no put salt, I cut cap for u. Na ur childhood rugged pass for this thread.
All hail the most rugged!!!

obontami:
1) i smoke mat sticks

2) i eat mat sticks because of its salty taste

3) i smoke paper in the toilet

4) i kill lizards for no reason..as i go for lizard hunting

5) i steal my grandmother's milk and milo

6) me and my elder brother did missionary style when no body is around...d day my uncle caught us, he wan use beating crucify us dat day

7) i tried to use my peniss to penetrate my female cousin pusssy but d prick nor enter

U for use Vaseline

isacolukay:


I have done practically all the stuff people have been mentioning here. But when I read ur own, Bawse, if u no put salt, I cut cap for u. Na ur childhood rugged pass for this thread.
All hail the most rugged!!!

Same bro... but this grave story freaked me

the only rugged thing i did was that... I pushed Omuwa from a storey building cus she only said "Ogun kill your pa"

In JSS, I fought and stabbed my senior with an Eleganzer biro for insulting my parents... thanked heavens i didnt damage his wrist vein

isacolukay:


U don't need to tell her again. I've done so already

1) going to aboki kiosk to buy 5naira sweet with my friend but comes back with home with 30naira sweets

2) waking up in the middle of the night to watch blue film in the living room, while my parents are in the bedroom

3) france is my fav country then because they won france '98 world cup

zick19:

lolz..... then ur own name should be oboli

bad guy...how ur side

zick19:

lolz..... then ur own name should be oboli

bad guy...how ur side

i will intensionally hold naked wire to feel the shock

i use to be afraid of a potrait picture of Queen amina of zaria
my elder brother's used it to threaten me

whenever i don't want to eat my uncle will wear ugly mask to scare so i can eat up my food

peeping through i small hole will my uncle is having sex with his girlfriends

Habeyy:
bad guy...how ur side

Bro, my side dry pass graveyard jhare.... Aw urz ?

- After watching a WWE, big bro wuld round us up for some LIVE replay...

- Used to play school teacher and I used to flog my neighbours kids...well..datz wat they did to us in school too so..

- Used to climb trees to pluck orange and sell dem.

- Used to play soccer with bottle cork..

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isacolukay:


I have done practically all the stuff people have been mentioning here. But when I read ur own, Bawse, if u no put salt, I cut cap for u. Na ur childhood rugged pass for this thread.
All hail the most rugged!!!

Guy I no ad salt o.
I was one rugged maudafurker. If I tell half of the things I did as a child you won't believe it.
But thank God sha the boy I was will be proud of the man I have become.

Achilies:
I used mirror to look at people pants.

Engaging in street wars just to impress the most popular girl.

Playing police and thief with my boys. Am always the thief

Used to Kidnapped our neighbours chickens and preparing pepper soup with old bounvita container at the back of our house with my boys.

Remember when we opened a 3 month old grave just to see how a decomposing body look like.. it was not a pretty sight. The side effects was catastrophic..

After pooing me and my talibans will taste each and every one of our poo all in the name of trying to predict who poo taste better.

Jesus Christ of Nazareth
guy abeg ooooo
I salute u gan niooo
u try sha
CHIA!!!!!!!!!!¡!!¡
I re salute again ooo

using my sisters hair attachment,glue it to make beards and mustache on my lips and jaw

I mixed laundry blue with water in cup wanted to take poison because my mum is taking only my sister out she doesn't want to take me out. Kai she beat the hell out of me that day

pussypounder
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I usually disturb our neighbor pressing there bell and
running away, till it got faulty and i pressed it and it shocked me, i
decided that not only me was going to get the electric shock so i called
my short friend to press the bell, he was not able to reach it so i
carried him and it shocked the both of us

Your comment worth the like u got,lolz,u gah me laughing so hard