people just can't help asking some annoying and or obvious questions sometimes for some reason.


A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that reads "Low Bridge Ahead." Before he knows it the bridge is right ahead of him and he gets stuck under the bridge. Cars are backed up for miles. Finally, a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks around to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, "Got stuck, huh?" The truck driver says, "No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas."

A crowded United Airlines flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, "I HAVE to be on this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS." The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work something out." The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers behind him could hear, "DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHO I AM?" Without hesitating, the agent smiled and grabbed her public address microphone. "May I have your attention please," she began her voice heard clearly throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at Gate 14 WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. If anyone can help him find his identity, please come to Gate 14." With the folks behind him in line laughing hysterically, the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too."

Q: (from a waiter, to a husband and wife) Table for how many?

A #1: A hundred and twelve -- we like to change seats every few minutes.
A # 2: One -- my wife will sit on my shoulders.
A # 3: I don't know -- I can't count that high, either.

haha... cool

I love this

Partcicularly the part; "I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"

LoL!

wesleyanA you go girl! those were so so funny, ha!

@wesleyanA
Nice jokes u have girl, They r good especially that of The man who doesnt know who he is,
He was treated fine.
the man glared at the United agent, gritted his teeth and swore. "F*** you!" Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have to get in line for that, too

ha

;d ;d ;d

This is funny! lolol

where I come from we say , HERE'S YOU SIGHN, ,then give them a sighn with STUPID on it

Nice one !

l.o.l Nice

hilarious!

really funny and really true.

cool one

Funny.

Funny!

Funny!!!

wow!!! ur jokes are meticulously fantabulous
5mark for u

WesleyanA:

"No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas"

LMAO

Madam A - why you dey resurrect 6yr old thread??

KDK