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Joke by Donjcco(m): 10:14am On Feb 19, 2015
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How I Took My Girl To Her Room To Show Her My
Thing
She was sitting alone at their verandah when I
came,
Their compound was empty, Everyone had gone
to work that friday morning,
Adeola I want to show you something,
What is it? She asked,
Can I show it to you in your room?
Okay, She replied,
**We went inside**
Can we close the door?
Hmmm, okay She agreed,
Can we close the window?
Okay, She accepted,
Can we off the lights?
Yeeeesss, She responded,
Hold my hand,
She held my hand.
What is it? She inquired.
I unveiled it & said
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See, my new wrist-watch,it shines in darkness.
Evil thoughts must leave you in 2015•

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Re: Joke by sweetval: 10:34am On Feb 19, 2015
U no well guy...
Re: Joke by emmaoyes(m): 3:31pm On Feb 19, 2015
Lolzzzz

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