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Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 11:43pm On Jan 06, 2009
Jassie Vs Lalaboi

Turn the base up!! Let me spark it!!

Jassie drop ya own! grin

1 round
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by chamotex(m): 11:49pm On Jan 06, 2009
Lalaboi, oya drop ur own first now. It doesn't matter
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 11:50pm On Jan 06, 2009
Nah. am away team. Jassie is home. grin

like droppin mine after. so i can hit him with his lyrics lol!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 12:03am On Jan 07, 2009
Na u carry me come here guy. . . anyways, I'm gon' show some maturity! tongue
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 12:03am On Jan 07, 2009


yous like  cookies, line u up to bake in my oven tray
hmmmm, so sweet cant even hear the ish that u  say

i'm too hot, dont touch me u'll suffer servere burns
u did already, damn, the hospitals' at the next right turn

my lines compared to java sources, need an AI to compile and translate
Dnt hate, u just might turn this into a debate.

all i see is mumbling words, are u a ventriloquist?
step ur game mahn, u dnt want me hittin u wiv ma fist

Attention!! At ease. that how they do it the naija army
calling y'll out too rap, not sing to cute lil barbie

my flow tight like the twin towers of a nun
ohhh, that was nasty, dat not me, am just having fun

Your puchlines are too weak, just like diluted palmwine
let me upgrade u, it dont mean i have buy u a dime

Its too much jor, my flow so dimorphic
understand the A way or B way, its so prolific



This is a freestyle oh. just wrote this now!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 12:08am On Jan 07, 2009
Im'ma keep it motherland y'all!

Me Fly, I Fly, I'm Flyer than an Eiye Adaba
Oops didn't mean Adaba, I meant a Bird like Asha

When am walking on the road no babe dey do me Shakara
But lalaboi sucks just like a burnt piece of Akara

Your pops gats no swagga, he can't even buy an Ankara
Lalaboi be peepin' em parties with fake pair of Adidas

I rock the party mayne, like Baba J, I wear em Agbadas
I'm conceited dawgz when it comes to rollin with suckas like Lala

Your flows be wack dude, if u know something its only a Nada
Wack Wacker Wackest, you can't even contest with em' Omo Alataz

If you run to ATL like Eldee D Don I'll still be beating you in Atlanta
I gats one rap student, She goes by the name Mama Mulika

I'm sure you can't even rap her daughter, She goes by the name Mulika
I ain't interested in your rap skills cause you're what comes after the word 'Duller'

Lala's skill be falling down! falling down! falling down! My wack Lala!
There ain't nothing you can say, just pick up your trash like em LAWMA

When next I come on here mayne call me baba J the Agbalagba!
I come with the heat, gats noff swagga to scatter the matter!

Peace! Oops low battery!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by chamotex(m): 12:10am On Jan 07, 2009
hmmn . . . . I like that!   Jassie, where u at??

*i need 2 go drop ma verse for ma battle b4 i forget*
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Sabuni: 12:10am On Jan 07, 2009
But lalaboi sucks just like a burnt piece of Akara
ROFLMAO!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 12:12am On Jan 07, 2009
Lol. . . I'm where I'm @! cool
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Bbeee: 12:13am On Jan 07, 2009
nice one mayo grin
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 12:15am On Jan 07, 2009
Na God! cool
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Sabuni: 12:20am On Jan 07, 2009
Femi ati Mayox, well done tongue
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 12:23am On Jan 07, 2009
IBK and Sabuni, una well done! tongue
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 12:25am On Jan 07, 2009
jassie said 16 lines! u do 18! olodo!

guys cast you vote! stop bitchn around
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Shaz(f): 1:39am On Jan 07, 2009
Hmmn. . let's see. . Hope my critics ain't too critical

lalaboi:



yous like  cookies, line u up to bake in my oven tray
hmmmm, so sweet can't even hear the ish that u  say
not connective enough. . an opener should come harder, init?

i'm too hot, don't touch me u'll suffer servere burns
u did already, damn, the hospitals' at the next right turn
Well. . well. . erm. . okay but kind of unnecessary - it's a battle (oju ogun) - you have to fight ni o

my lines compared to java sources, need an AI to compile and translate
Dnt hate, u just might turn this into a debate.
Feeling the flow but don't get too carried away with rhyming or you'll convey nada in that bar.

all i see is mumbling words, are u a ventriloquist?
step ur game mahn, u dnt want me hittin u with ma fist
9ice

Attention!! At ease. that how they do it the naija army
calling y'll out too rap, not sing to cute little barbie
I really don't get the correlation of this bar with the battle verse, just a filler

my flow tight like the twin towers of a nun
ohhh, that was nasty, that not me, am just having fun
Lool @ metaphor in line 1 of this bar, but line 2, seriously uncomplimentary to the 1st line. . it dampened the bar.

Your puchlines are too weak, just like diluted palmwine
let me upgrade u, it don't mean i have buy u a dime
Just there

Its too much jor, my flow so dimorphic
understand the A way or B way, its so prolific

Nice closer


This is a freestyle oh. just wrote this now!



jassie:

I'm'ma keep it motherland y'all!

Me Fly, I Fly, I'm Flyer than an Eiye Adaba
Oops didn't mean Adaba, I meant a Bird like Asha
Self-glorification. . doesn't really blend with the nature of this verse, and yeah it's a freestyle, but its a written battle all the same, try to come harder. . your repetition of 'Adaba' dampens the expectation from you rverse because this is the opener bar. . gast to hit hard.

When am walking on the road no babe dey do me Shakara
But lalaboi sucks just like a burnt piece of Akara
Relevance is highly relevant. . and try using more connectives, line 2 is cool. . I just think you coulda used a better word than 'sucks'

Your pops gats no swagga, he can't even buy an Ankara
Lalaboi be peepin' em parties with fake pair of Adidas
I for one don't feel that diss the opponent's parents. . kind of childish. .notwithstanding, the bar's iite but damp   tongue

I rock the party mayne, like Baba J, I wear em Agbadas
I'm conceited dawgz when it comes to rollin with suckas like Lala
Relativity and relevance! I can't see em. . perhaps they lurking in the shadows somewhere

Your flows be wack dude, if u know something its only a Nada
Wack Wacker Wackest, you can't even contest with em' Omo Alataz
A NADA?? You can't possibly say 'a nothing'. . that's something for the vocab aspect. . and the whole 'wack' repetition is getting on my nerves. . angry . .lol. . nah. . but it weakens the verse.

If you run to ATL like Eldee D Don I'll still be beating you in Atlanta
I gats one rap student, She goes by the name Mama Mulika
No relevance, bruh. . although the end words rhyme  tongue

I'm sure you can't even rap her daughter, She goes by the name Mulika
I ain't interested in your rap skills cause you're what comes after the word 'Duller'
The first is as babyish as whatever, i don't like it!!, you sound like the Remedies now. . the bar rhymes quite all right. .the flows are constant.

Lala's skill be falling down! falling down! falling down! My wack Lala!
There ain't nothing you can say, just pick up your trash like em LAWMA
Nursery rhymer! Lol. . Come to think of it, that bar coulda hit harder if you made a correlation between Lala and the London bridge

When next I come on here mayne call me baba J the Agbalagba!
I come with the heat, gats noff swagga to scatter the matter!
lol. . nice multi. . i feel that closer

Peace! Oops low battery!



Okay without muchos of ado, here's what I think:

[center]Flow - Tie
Rhymes - Tie
Relevance - None
Punchlines - None
Metaphors - Lalaboi
Vocab - Lalaboi, just by a bit
Originality - Both
Structure  None
Opener - None
Closer - Jassie

My VOTE goes to LALABOI . . but there's muchos roomos for improvement.[/center]
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 11:22pm On Jan 07, 2009
Shaz. . . It's all a game babes. . . Neways peeps feel me better, plus Lala accepted defeat b4 your judgement. . . Lol
Jassie Rules!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 11:26pm On Jan 07, 2009
Lalaboi. . . Make we do phase 2 when you're ready. . . Make I exercise ma brain small tonite. . . Lol
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 11:43pm On Jan 07, 2009
I come like the Anti-Christ, like 666 Jassie's the weirdest M.C around
Like a mentally disordered boi, my flows make my hands be writing shit down
Gats noff swag to make em haters look like motherfucking clowns
When am through freestyling you'll call me IGWE and then u'll give a bow

Just like the boys around the hood I'm smoking Lala
No wonder the Last time I checked your block was on Fire!

I was convicted last time for murdering wack mc's with venomous flows
Heard you was convicted the last time for giving some old mama a blow
Like a Sexagenarian with high libido, I make em peeps wonder like oh!
Silly Centenarian, you take pension because your flows don't earn no dough

Just like a matrix, I be calculating flows like lyrical mathematics
My style makes peeps come for more just like em damn crack addicts
Just like OBJ when it comes to Rhymes I know the dayum Politricks
Think twice before you battle with your lala-wacko Jagbajantis
I know Nairaland's a virtual world, but I'm out of this B*tch, No Hitch! + I'm leaving with em Chixx! Peace!
PS: You don't freestyle better than my aquarium fish!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 11:55pm On Jan 07, 2009
jassie:

Shaz. . . It's all a game babes. . . Neways peeps feel me better, plus Lala accepted defeat before your judgement. . . Lol
Jassie Rules!

LIE!!!

thats not how it works, netcees have to vote and last time i checked only 1 netcee has voted and it went to me!

jassie:

I come like the Anti-Christ, like 666 Jassie's the weirdest M.C around
Like a mentally disordered boi, my flows make my hands be writing shit down
Gats noff swag to make em haters look like motherfucking clowns
When am through freestyling you'll call me IGWE and then u'll give a bow

Just like the boys around the hood I'm smoking Lala
No wonder the Last time I checked your block was on Fire!

I was convicted last time for murdering wack mc's with venomous flows
Heard you was convicted the last time for giving some old mama a blow
Like a Sexagenarian with high libido, I make em peeps wonder like oh!
Silly Centenarian, you take pension because your flows don't earn no dough

Just like a matrix, I be calculating flows like lyrical mathematics
My style makes peeps come for more just like em damn crack addicts
Just like OBJ when it comes to Rhymes I know the dayum Politricks
Think twice before you battle with your lala-wacko Jagbajantis
I know Nairaland's a virtual world, but I'm out of this B*tch, No Hitch! + I'm leaving with em Chixx! Peace!
PS: You don't freestyle better than my aquarium fish!


Gimmie 10. watch the space below!!!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 12:48am On Jan 08, 2009
calls himself jassie, English meaning equals fall inside
he's a flippn jerk, had sex with a pig near the seaside
Disgraced peadophile, he's brain's always on the backslide
yous a cause of chromosone divide, delivered in a stinkn beehive
he's from the southside, he's face so round like my gals backside

Your paralysed flow stunk so much i had to get an air freshner
spraying allday, only solution was to get a flow straightener
your a toilet cleaner, fake ass MFs are you partners
How com u talk designers? your shoes are like rubber slippers

Abeg go sit down, time for your bedtime story, my other aka is the Griot
fought battles with fake ass niggas like you in a food riot
you r still a zygote, come back when you big enough to taste youghurt
My flow so abundant, its like i was blessed with lyrical Glut

i own this place, this shop, i grade lyrics
puttn ur lyrics on a queue, am in charge of the tills
pay my money mahn, you wasting time, amma count one to three
results came back. your shit scored ten over thirty
You just got served bruv, the next left is the way out, This is just a Beta testing!!


make these guyz vote na! abi!
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 8:30am On Jan 09, 2009
Una dey fear to vote? tongue
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by showbobo(m): 5:49pm On Jan 09, 2009
Thumbs Up Jassie. . . . . You're a bad lyricist smiley
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by mykali(m): 8:31pm On Jan 09, 2009
lalaboi is killin this mo foh. wink
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 8:58pm On Jan 09, 2009
shey na me be mo'fo? cheesy yeye boi tongue
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 09, 2009
Lalaboi, shey make we do another 1 ni? Make dem vote all together wink
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 9:03pm On Jan 09, 2009
nahhh mate!!!


let me win this one. then you can call for rematch cool cool
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jan 09, 2009
Ole! Your case is like the dead end of a street, residents be screaming No way!
If you like yourself berra move on and call me IGWE! cheesy
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 9:32pm On Jan 09, 2009
guy, looking at ur ish above is like staring into lady chest with no breast grin
so disgusting, its enough to put a guys mind like yours on reset! cool
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Okijajuju1(m): 9:38pm On Jan 09, 2009
Word up Lala. I see you've got yourself involved i some rap beefing.

No disrespect, but I'm feelig Jassie so far. Anyways, y'all keep doin what y'all do.

Hey Lala, do you know where I could download Fruity loops for free (with key) or a cracked version. All I am seeing are trials and they are pissing me off.

Thanks man.
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by lalaboi(m): 9:42pm On Jan 09, 2009
Okija_juju:

Word up Lala. I see you've got yourself involved i some rap beefing.

No disrespect, but I'm feelig Jassie so far. Anyways, y'all keep doin what y'all do.

Hey Lala, do you know where I could download Fruity loops for free (with key) or a cracked version. All I am seeing are trials and they are pissing me off.

Thanks man.

I've got frooty loops. and its not free trial grin
Drop ur mail! i'll up and send u a link via YIM. will up in now.
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Okijajuju1(m): 9:51pm On Jan 09, 2009
jizzyl.baba @yahoo.com

Thanks man.
Re: Jassie Vs Lalaboi by Nobody: 9:52pm On Jan 09, 2009
OMG! Okija, you got the funniest profile pic. . . Errthing about you is Okija. . . U dey vex o! grin grin grin

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