But lalaboi sucks just like a burnt piece of Akara

lalaboi:



yous like  cookies, line u up to bake in my oven tray
hmmmm, so sweet can't even hear the ish that u  say
not connective enough. . an opener should come harder, init?

i'm too hot, don't touch me u'll suffer servere burns
u did already, damn, the hospitals' at the next right turn
Well. . well. . erm. . okay but kind of unnecessary - it's a battle (oju ogun) - you have to fight ni o

my lines compared to java sources, need an AI to compile and translate
Dnt hate, u just might turn this into a debate.
Feeling the flow but don't get too carried away with rhyming or you'll convey nada in that bar.

all i see is mumbling words, are u a ventriloquist?
step ur game mahn, u dnt want me hittin u with ma fist
9ice

Attention!! At ease. that how they do it the naija army
calling y'll out too rap, not sing to cute little barbie
I really don't get the correlation of this bar with the battle verse, just a filler

my flow tight like the twin towers of a nun
ohhh, that was nasty, that not me, am just having fun
Lool @ metaphor in line 1 of this bar, but line 2, seriously uncomplimentary to the 1st line. . it dampened the bar.

Your puchlines are too weak, just like diluted palmwine
let me upgrade u, it don't mean i have buy u a dime
Just there

Its too much jor, my flow so dimorphic
understand the A way or B way, its so prolific
Nice closer


This is a freestyle oh. just wrote this now!

jassie:

I'm'ma keep it motherland y'all!

Me Fly, I Fly, I'm Flyer than an Eiye Adaba
Oops didn't mean Adaba, I meant a Bird like Asha
Self-glorification. . doesn't really blend with the nature of this verse, and yeah it's a freestyle, but its a written battle all the same, try to come harder. . your repetition of 'Adaba' dampens the expectation from you rverse because this is the opener bar. . gast to hit hard.

When am walking on the road no babe dey do me Shakara
But lalaboi sucks just like a burnt piece of Akara
Relevance is highly relevant. . and try using more connectives, line 2 is cool. . I just think you coulda used a better word than 'sucks'

Your pops gats no swagga, he can't even buy an Ankara
Lalaboi be peepin' em parties with fake pair of Adidas
I for one don't feel that diss the opponent's parents. . kind of childish. .notwithstanding, the bar's iite but damp   

I rock the party mayne, like Baba J, I wear em Agbadas
I'm conceited dawgz when it comes to rollin with suckas like Lala
Relativity and relevance! I can't see em. . perhaps they lurking in the shadows somewhere

Your flows be wack dude, if u know something its only a Nada
Wack Wacker Wackest, you can't even contest with em' Omo Alataz
A NADA?? You can't possibly say 'a nothing'. . that's something for the vocab aspect. . and the whole 'wack' repetition is getting on my nerves. . . .lol. . nah. . but it weakens the verse.

If you run to ATL like Eldee D Don I'll still be beating you in Atlanta
I gats one rap student, She goes by the name Mama Mulika
No relevance, bruh. . although the end words rhyme 

I'm sure you can't even rap her daughter, She goes by the name Mulika
I ain't interested in your rap skills cause you're what comes after the word 'Duller'
The first is as babyish as whatever, i don't like it!!, you sound like the Remedies now. . the bar rhymes quite all right. .the flows are constant.

Lala's skill be falling down! falling down! falling down! My wack Lala!
There ain't nothing you can say, just pick up your trash like em LAWMA
Nursery rhymer! Lol. . Come to think of it, that bar coulda hit harder if you made a correlation between Lala and the London bridge

When next I come on here mayne call me baba J the Agbalagba!
I come with the heat, gats noff swagga to scatter the matter!
lol. . nice multi. . i feel that closer

Peace! Oops low battery!

jassie:

Shaz. . . It's all a game babes. . . Neways peeps feel me better, plus Lala accepted defeat before your judgement. . . Lol
Jassie Rules!

jassie:

I come like the Anti-Christ, like 666 Jassie's the weirdest M.C around
Like a mentally disordered boi, my flows make my hands be writing shit down
Gats noff swag to make em haters look like motherfucking clowns
When am through freestyling you'll call me IGWE and then u'll give a bow

Just like the boys around the hood I'm smoking Lala
No wonder the Last time I checked your block was on Fire!

I was convicted last time for murdering wack mc's with venomous flows
Heard you was convicted the last time for giving some old mama a blow
Like a Sexagenarian with high libido, I make em peeps wonder like oh!
Silly Centenarian, you take pension because your flows don't earn no dough

Just like a matrix, I be calculating flows like lyrical mathematics
My style makes peeps come for more just like em damn crack addicts
Just like OBJ when it comes to Rhymes I know the dayum Politricks
Think twice before you battle with your lala-wacko Jagbajantis
I know Nairaland's a virtual world, but I'm out of this B*tch, No Hitch! + I'm leaving with em Chixx! Peace!
PS: You don't freestyle better than my aquarium fish!

Okija_juju:

Word up Lala. I see you've got yourself involved i some rap beefing.

No disrespect, but I'm feelig Jassie so far. Anyways, y'all keep doin what y'all do.

Hey Lala, do you know where I could download Fruity loops for free (with key) or a cracked version. All I am seeing are trials and they are pissing me off.

Thanks man.