This place has been dead for a long time oh . . . . .make we light tings up again lol. . , . . .well me and jassietarian jassie are battling it out again. . . .Its the JOR OHHHH battle. . . . , . . . .like it or not. , . .its for fun

Jassie oya. . . .show ya skills . . . . .

. . . .person wey see d way u dey type dem go tink say na so u dey talk for real. . . .
fake ass. . . . lo je gala lori BRT jor. .
u wey dey use indomie do hair attachment. . . . .u use werepe do body lotion. . . .
use caterpillar fetch water from well. . . . . com use irun obo do tootpick. . . .
Jor ohhhh illes, Mi o le fi Rap se paper oh
You no go one use biro draw graffiti na. . . lol
Once again jor oh. . . mayoooo, mi o le fi gutter se jaccuzi oh. . .
ode, u wey dey use super glue do eyedrops. . . . . dey use sperm do maiyonaise,
com dey kirun ontop BRT. . . . . u even go buy land inside konga. . .
use double barrel kill tiny mosquito. . . .o tun microwave ebo. . . . .
o tun tan candle lo bu petrol. . . .ode. . . . . .u com tie nappy for dog. . . .
dat 1 nor do you, u even use 80degrees water do aluwala. . . . .use akara do holy communion. . , . .
o ma run down ni. . . .when i finish wiv u. . . . u go use omo ogi do peppersoup. . . .lol. . .


Omo. . . .if you dont understand. . . .go pay money for translation. . . . i nor fit dey do tun ketun ke tun ontop jimmy jump off!! lol

jassie:




Okay, u wan fry Akara for hell fire?

Abeg try go smoke Igbo for Filling station

U no go wan use sperm do butter now. . .

U fituse mayonnaise drink garri ni?

MAYO U DON CHOKO OOO   

OR,

Make him try use Generator as pendant. . . . .

or make him dance alanta ontop NEPA transformer. . .

Abi make him take him manliness start generator

or whether him fit run marathon inside crowncork. . . .

Make him try wear pampers for lizard then,abi??

Hehe!

damn u niggas crazy , lalalboi how u take know say brt dey lagos?
. u go ur abule recently abi , tight yoruba punchlines .
yall got me feeling like dagrin up in this biatch . i luv yall!
even moyola open teeth like french open


word up shaz

damn i didnt read jassie's lines . thats some dope shit dawg . i think yall should lace this shit on a beat , am already imagining what that would feel like. jassie and lala yall got beats . ?? i beg round 2 am feeling this punchline metaphoricals . tight shit tight shit



yo lemme kick a freestyle in pidgin in a minute .brb

Ok cool

showbobo u know who i be.? holla at this nigga right here

Shobobo, you also know who I be right? Holla this nigga hia

ofokasibe:

showbobo u know who i be.? holla at this nigga right here

sup bruv

gabrywyl:

Shobobo, you also know who I be right? Holla this nigga hia

where da heck have u been honey?

Hmmm, . . I should be asking you that question instead dont you think so?

Ladies First na. . . . . I asked u first jo

ok bobo. I have been busy organizing afew weddings and also acharity show to raise 1milUSD. But I came n here as well naa. Just that I have not seen u. How bout u? where have u been?

jorrrrrr ohhh, u no go wan claim say ya mama na virgin na,

Lol. . . Bad Bad BbEeE!

Jor ooh mi o le kirun ni waju BRT o, Mi o le wa keke lo moon, Se iwo le crip walk lori ocean ni?Abi o le fi nepa wire se guitar?Joor ooh! lol lol, This ish is crazy, Anyone know hu 'innovated' it??

jor ohhhh, me no fit dance makossa ontop chukuchuku ooo

whats the name of the joor ooooh song ?lalaboi?

never knew there was a song for jorrr ohhh

lala are u serious , damn i heard the song on rhythm yesterday . and i was like wow this is where u guys got the tight concept, the guy rapping on the song said exactly what u guys rapped here , he sounded a bit like da grin but i aint sure. i even thot u have it on ur esnip page . i download download everything for ur esnip so tey i no hear aam. i guess we need to send alqaeda to get that song . aight.?

WHAT? Someone must have stolen our lines. . . Lalaboi, can u read that? DAMN!

i nor one bliv until i hear the song

Thats what happens when u go public with ur best lines without being commercial.
Mind u those lines r not originaly urs cus i've heard them long b4, its just some crazy ones that i'm seein now 4 d first time.
The concept is simple, just think of something impossible and tell the listener he'l not wanna do it.
Like O ni fe wo plane tan ko learner si.
Its whats in vogue now.

dare have u gotten the song yet its playing all over radio . i heard it again on rhythm 93 .7
lalaboi make una look for that song o. the guys sang it well sha. but i guess na lalaboi 7 jassie lyrics dem steal

I can assure u 100 percent that he never stole the lyrics, this stuff is common and i've heard diff ones in so many diff places in d same way

darequam:

I can assure u 100 percent that he never stole the lyrics, this stuff is common and i've heard diff ones in so many diff places in d same way

Guy abeg tell dem oh!. . .i taya sef. . .

Omo, I never hear the song sha. .

lala, make we continue?