jassie:

OMG! Okija, you got the funniest profile pic. . . Errthing about you is Okija. . . U dey vex o!

lol.

That pic Na for effect o!!, No be me be that. Downloaded that shit off the net.

hehehe, be careful o. no make people enter 1 chance for here

Whats up lala. . . feel like getting u smoked up before I go for lectures jare. . .


Ma flow's like a gay's big dick, u know that type thats shoved up in your ass!
Ma lines gats u so bleeped up so now you're wearing pampers.

Your asshole be wider than your mouth, thats why you're so fulla shit!
Like the Sun's eclipse, this ain't your regular diss.

Drank so many o'ma flows and now you need somewhere to piss.
Don't be deceived, nairaland's gats no toilet for beasts.

I gats get busy mayne, thats why I'm rhyming in a haste.
Ur probably searching 4 some rhymes, so u can copy and paste.

I spit contaminated flows, now u caught some of ma lyrical typhoid.
U ain't responding to treatment, now your family doc's so paranoid.

Like a building on the railway, you gotta be demolished.
U's a rap moderator but ur ass still be getting punished! while ma shoe's getting polished!

U need a cologne mayne, u gats more body Odor than a Molue Conductor.
Plus u need a river bath, but em fresh fishes be screaming 'horror' cause u causing Terror, ur stink made the water change Colour,

Like a yoruba movie narrator, I never run short of Words. . .
I spit the kind of shit thats too sophisticated for em Gods. . .

Like Amadioha, I'm striking your rap life with lyrical thunder. . .
Like Sango, when am temperamental I be spitting out Fire!

You's like a Fulani cow, am the mallam getting u flogged in all direction. . .
With your Lala (Weed) infested brain, getting smoked up is your only ambition!


I added some more lines so you can have something xtra to bite on. . .
Don't forget to call when you need your regular diss (dose) of injection!

. . . WYSIWYG!

wo

av got exams. need the hours to study, will reply you after the exams tho. dey claim local champion until am back

nice one homie

Just had to reply u mahn!

you kn0w what it do, you kn0w what it is and you knew what it was mehn!! lol jooor oh! jooor oh!!
oya , lets go!!


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[size=14pt]H[/size]eres ur rap analysis, call it your death reference, sing it loudly cos its ur anthem
SSADM,OOSADM, none of them could solve the scope of the deluded rap system

[size=14pt]S[/size]tealing them cheap lines, it dont matter who taught u, still gonna get caught
listen to ma sick flow, running your ear drumz riot, you surely gona learn a lot. . . . .i'm too hot

[size=14pt]A[/size]m leaving u 2faced like nicolas cage in faceoff, had to do it cos ur rap looked rough
John tried so hard, but he couldnt make your face tough, so i made it look puff!

[size=14pt]H[/size]ow do you want it? get punished by punisher or get tranformed by the transformers
Anyhow you get it, am welding you with my lyrical flame, but i aint no welder

[size=14pt]M.I[/size] said, am tooo solo like isolo, my rap rooms' bigger than ur parlour
I get mouth pass london mayor, hitting you with unthinkable metaphors!

[size=14pt]E[/size]qual volumes of my sick lines, high tones and simple words, thats my RAP hypothesis
Reading ur shit is like drawing a graph on paper with no axis, c'mon mehn, go back to basics

[size=14pt]T[/size]rust me, jassie, u cant rap shit, . half of the above dont make sense, yous a malfunctioning bike
Each lines has got a "like", wich i dislike, so i stop ur flow with ma rap dike

[size=14pt]Y[/size]ous just a hick, with a brains less than the size of a tootpick, flow so acidic
Also supersonic, kicking your arse with ma acrobatic kicks, call me the matrix

[size=14pt]C[/size]'mon lad, switch the style up, you dnt want d judges crackin up, ur shit keeps poppn up
am on top, am aslo a L-cop, time 2 arrest ur weak and deluded lines, and swallow em like a lollipop!

[size=14pt]O[/size]nce again, jassie just got served, say it loud and clear "lalaboi is my boss", pause!!
Now you've gt less pulse, better call the red cross, its all fake, shoulda knew u were bogus!!
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make person vote na!! I TAYA OH!

@lalaboi
is this rapping or you are reciting a poem?, honestly my 6yr old sista can rap better than this. just kidding. u are trying !

BJ

woulda love to battle you, but i cant let you spoil the reputation am building for myself. I knw am better than you so you cant tell me "am trying".

*passing by*

lalaboi:

BJ

woulda love to battle you, . I knw am better than you so you can't tell me "am trying".

oh really ?. thats the spirit of a battle rapper. but u need to proof it . so on that note its ''lalaboi vs bj''

@Lala
M feelin ya mayn.u kickd butts fo sho on ur last rap.

lalaboi, you're dumber than a toy. . . was u flowing or doing efissy? Guy go sit down jare. . . You're a complete waste of time. And to think you challenged me in the first place. . . You don disappoint yourself. . . Wackass!

jassie:

lalaboi, you're dumber than a toy. . . was u flowing or doing efissy? Guy go sit down jare. . . You're a complete waste of time. And to think you challenged me in the first place. . . You don disappoint yourself. . . Wackass!

Is that your way of saying "I give up"? lol

LMAO! Those rappin are whacked!

hmmmmmm

Even gabby knows you're wack. . . Pele o lalaboi

@Bbeee
Hmm werrin?

jassie:

Even gabby knows you're wack. . .  Pele o lalaboi

@Bbeee
Hmm werrin?

scrolling back to the posts. only "forum games" section guyz that know NADA have been feeling you! lol

The original certified netcees have all been pointing at me. lol!

nice try dude. . . .better luck next time!

After telling lies about u having exams and all that shit. . . All u could come up with was OSASM OASSDM? U no well.

How many netcees have pointed at you? Okay. . . Maybe I hired people from 'forum games' abi. . . Mumu of the year. . . I ain't battling with ur sorry ass no more. Go flow with BJ. . . Jassie say so

jassie:

After telling lies about u having exams and all that shit. . . All u could come up with was OSASM OASSDM? U no well.

How many netcees have pointed at you? Okay. . . Maybe I hired people from 'forum games' abi. . . Mumu of the year. . . I ain't battling with ur sorry ass no more. Go flow with BJ. . . Jassie say so

Lmao!

I have really got exams. starting on Tue.

SO its the OOSADM and SSADM Punchline That hit u so hard u gave up? lol!

Good you confessed, Them Forum games padi nor fit do NADA for hia, their votes dont count

Anywayz, I walked through the Battle still undefeated . . . . .Watch out for me battling the Big guns. . . .right after my exam .

You've been served. . . . .so go and eat!

Safe. . . . . .

T'sup lala, u truly up on tha game. . . . . . . . .

Thanx Crude, am still moving up the blacklist, with whack arses like jassie lol

*Yawns* Na everybody go know say u wan do exam. . . Olodo
Neways, thank God u admitted am better than you, remember ma facebook wall!

Omo. . . I no get ya time jare.

Which wall. . . . ? said nun like u beat me. . . .


Remember the YIM conversation?

Yeah. . . Lol. I forgot to add that too. . . U were telling me about how I rhymed better than u because of my naija style.

Pele o. . . I'm Gooooooooone!

lalaboi u will neva improve until u battle bj. lol battling jassie is degrading ur reputation more and more. stop battling this BRT boys.and face those that bring battle beef like odo-eran butchery.ask sauron about me

na who this mumu dey call BRT boy? if u wanna battle lalaboi, talk to him, but don't involve me. . . mumu with mumu punchlines. ode

jassie. . . . . .hw far now? ? ? ? make we battle again ni? lol. , .for some reason, i cant write rap lines if am not battling

URGHHHH!