Big bag of beans, beans and beanssssss.

You forgot to add books all over the room that will make you think it is the hostel's library.

Lols

Girls hostel worse pass jare

lagmostkuit:
Sachets of weed hidden under their carpets or side of their bags.

I sabi find am

u sabi find am cos u a user too

Thumb up zick,no guy will come and tell me his not guilty of anyone of this and some guys are dirty and lazy to sweep

female groundnut sellers loitering down stirs, shoe shiners, dirty clothes in the mud where the spread laundry clothing

lagmostkuit:
Sachets of weed hidden under their carpets or side of their bags.

I sabi find am

hahahahahaha

lagmostkuit:
Sachets of weed hidden under their carpets or side of their bags.

I sabi find am

If you find am, go taste am too abi

female groundnut sellers loitering down stirs, shoe shiners, dirty clothes in the mud where they spread laundry clothing

Number 2 and 7 is definately sure in our room,the rest is no no

caselessogbuagu:
You wont even dare do number 8 in my school.
Packet of condom? Well , girls are not allowed in boys hostel and boys are also not allowed in girls hostel. So, if you have a girl you want to chrome, you buy your condom on your way to the slaughtering ground(the crib off-k where you run things with girls) from any 'chemist'.

which school is that

lagmostkuit:
Sachets of weed hidden under their carpets or side of their bags.

I sabi find am

I am sure you smoke weed with your boyfriend since you sabi find am

Burnt candles here and there.

zick19:
1 Bagco bags for garri
As we all know, G-flakes is the fastest food for we guys, we gast load the room with bags of garri so as to increase our chances of survival...

2 Football, whot and dice
As we all know that all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, guys need to catch fun at times, therefore, all these are needed to catch the funs

3 Atleast 4 lamps in a room
As i said before, all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy, but also All play and no work makes Jack a foolis.h boy

4 Spoons up and down
I know guys can't deny this, even if you check some guys pockets, you will see spoon, this is usually useful when you want to scavenge.

5 Nylons of tomato paste and grinded pepper
As you all know that concoction rice is our best food in the hostel, we need these ingredients so as to make it more reddish and look like jollof rice.

6 Surebet, 9jabet, Bet9ja, 360bets tickets
We don't need to call home everytime we need money tho, so guys deduce this means so as to support at times, if ticket chop, thank God, if ticket no chop, na to go forecast again.

7 packets of condom
you will only find this at the secret places in the hostels.... don't lemme list the place here before babes starts doing sanitations whenever they come to our hostel.

8 Guys walking naked out of the bathrooms after bathing
If i hear say me sef no dey do am, 70% of the guys are guilty of this.....


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Boiling Ring and Hot plate with expanded tungsten for cooking beans quickly

emusmith:
Hmmm...

Your hostel sha


1. Guys Playing Video Games ( FIFA 14, COD, PES 14)

2. Guys Cooking Beans with electric stove.

3. Guys walking around on boxers.

4. Weight lifters.

5. Funny guys cracking jokes around ( warri boys).

6. Guys who hardly attend lectures. Always in the hostel. You wonder if they're students. .

7. Womanizers. They're not too handsome but different beautiful Year 1 - Year 2 girls flock their rooms.

Guy you're on point. That's UNIBEN hall4 for you.

what took you sooo long... counter thread

One bucket and one bathroom slippers for about 12 room mates

Tent.

lagmostkuit:
Sachets of weed hidden under their carpets or side of their bags.

I sabi find am

Datz where ur bf do hide his I guess

Buy ur data

Hmm
You excluded wireless Laptop (fancy laptop)

Sun glass (over size)

Old plain shoes (1960s model)

Shaving sticks.

Half iches bed.

Hahaha*

Op u forgot to add ' the terrible body odour that hits ur face immediately you enter the hostel and you just feel like throw up'. Terrible isnt it

hmmmm moving around unclad expecially early in d mrn

Skool life is the best
Reminiscing.

Big rat, forcing their way into the room, and cupboards.

jaykaylegend:
Dirty plates, spoons and pots and even plate wey we use drink cassava flakes(formerly garri) since last week















I don't know why we don't like washing plates

as in ehn2 wash plates dey tire me like madti'd rather wash clothes sef ....with music 2 strengthen me of course

bright007:
hnmmm..should incase
front page things....I anticipated it.

things you will always find in a boy hostel. ..thinking.... thinking...
beans........ Hall 4 uniben.....those guys can cook beans

with that #40 god obey bread u are good to go, I learnt how to cook beans in hall 4

Covered plates of Mama-Put Rice Beans and Dodo.... If you eye am too much then the roommate go tell you sey person get am o.


There's always a useless Novel or Pamphlet hanging around.


Badly fixed Mosquito nets wey dem never wash since 166BC.

A chain of Extension Wires lying around on the floor.


One useless Wall Fan that needs extreme oiling.

MORE TO FOLLOW...

Waiting to to see things usually found in female hostel.

This is d real list.

emusmith:
Hmmm...

Your hostel sha


1. Guys Playing Video Games ( FIFA 14, COD, PES 14)

2. Guys Cooking Beans with electric stove.

3. Guys walking around on boxers.

4. Weight lifters.

5. Funny guys cracking jokes around ( warri boys).

6. Guys who hardly attend lectures. Always in the hostel. You wonder if they're students. .

7. Womanizers. They're not too handsome but different beautiful Year 1 - Year 2 girls flock their rooms.

politricks:
It actually depends on where you schooled. We that schooled in John Hopkins university opposite Ajegunle did not have these in our hostel.

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Bros Abeg nor kill me with laff o