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Easy Way To Breakup Ur Relationship by ricsman(m): 7:28pm On Feb 21, 2015
EASY WAYS TO BREAKUP WITH ur spouse!
1.16 Missed Calls? You Killed My Battery So You're Capable Of Killing Me... It's Over!
2.How come mosquito is biting me and not biting
u. i smell conspiracy. ITS OVER!
3.You don't even respect me,I'm talking
and you are busy breathing? It's over!
4.So now ur drinking coke dt has another man's name on it, better go and find him cus it's over between us.
5.So Beyonce's "Drunk in love" is Ur caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids.
6.They are shouting bird flu, You are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? It is over!
7.I called you and you picked up immediately. You lack patience.
8.Why are you using Broom to sweep my Room when you know I support PDP? It's over.
9.You are always abbreviating ur texts, you want our children to be short abi? It's OVER.
10.I told u I love my food hot but u refused to warm the ice cream. U don't care abt me. It's over.
11.You don't pay your tithe, if you can cheat on
God, then who i am?
Re: Easy Way To Breakup Ur Relationship by OJODEL10(m): 8:04pm On Feb 21, 2015
so apc and pdp issues can separate couples? that one na wa o...
Re: Easy Way To Breakup Ur Relationship by Nobody: 10:19pm On Feb 21, 2015
Funny post. But dis shd be in d romance section.

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