jnrbayano:
Op,

Finished reading the Op and believes in it but a question:

What do you suggest that someone who is fart-pressed in an elevator will do?

Die

What do you mean .....as a christian?
Does that mean only christian does that or you meant if one is not a christian, he should do it....C'mon, in this kind of write up, try to be liberal and leave religion things aside...Preaching Moral is enough to learn from!

Okaka27:
Whc kind thread be dis??

Fart now...

Abi

Ishilove:
First to comment...yaaaay!!




That aside, I feel you bro. I've been in that kind of situation, the only difference was that it was in a cab in Ondo state. Those familiar with Ondo cabs will know that the drivers squeeze 6/7 passengers into a space for four.

So there I was in this cab, on a very hot and sunny day (they don't call Ondo 'The Sunshine State' for nothing) when this Mama, should be in her 60s, raised one aged buttock and let one rip. She now turned to us her co-passengers, smiling and ignoring our shocked and annoyed glares, said cheerfully "e pele o. Ma binu" (trans: pardon me).

And oh, did that motha stink! In the humid and cramped space!!

What could we do? In Africa we respect our elderly citizens so ignoring Mama's infuriatingly cheerful demeanour, someone collected the broken winder from the driver and cranked the windows all the way down. This was after the driver had initially refused to hand it over because according to him, he couldn't find it. However, by the time Mama Agbalagba Nla released the gaseous remnants of her breakfast, nobody told the driver to fish out the missing winder in a jiffy.

Who wan die

Oh boy, you don tear my bele with laf ooo

auntymi:
I don e_fart for dis thread, #walkin away

lolz but na dz kind thng d op dy yarn say e no gud y u do dz kind thng here u wan make i e_arrest u?.

Ewizard:
I don't understand Chinese..
cuz I don't get wat u saying

Aw u go understand u de hea engliish

Dobxy:
What do you mean .....as a christian?
Does that mean only christian does that or you meant if one is not a christian, he should do it....C'mon, in this kind of write up, try to be liberal and leave religion things aside...Preaching Moral is enough to learn from!

you obviously read without understanding...... go back n read once more n maybe understanding wld be granted unto you. mtcheew, some people can be unnecessarily touchy. u wnt to bring religious sentiments into evrytin. like i said, read again.

priscaoge:
Hmmmmm! *Covers Nose*


* In "Ajibutter's" Voice*.....Op I don't fart @all


Back to topic! Op I understand your plight . We all have been there ....That moment You try to hold d sh*t,sweating profusely and praying it doesn't make a loud sound ......

Uwaezuoke once told his "Unbearable Fart Situation" story. Lwkmd ....He was in a Luxurious Bus travelling from North to one of the Eastern States when he found himself in Op's shoe,after eating all d things they sell in d park. The guy no fit hold d thing,as he no fit cheat nature, he had to let out a silent but dangerous fart,Lol. Everyone in d Bus cursed d living day light out of d person that did that,he kept mute. He even joined suit ...Until a little boy sitting with his Mum shouted,"The person that did this will fart uncontrollably until he dies" .....Uwaezuoke no fit bear d curse,he gave d little boy a heavy knock on his head and told him that he can take all d insults from everyone but certainly not from him ....

priscaoge:
Hmmmmm! *Covers Nose*


* In "Ajibutter's" Voice*.....Op I don't fart @all


Back to topic! Op I understand your plight . We all have been there ....That moment You try to hold d sh*t,sweating profusely and praying it doesn't make a loud sound ......

Uwaezuoke once told his "Unbearable Fart Situation" story. Lwkmd ....He was in a Luxurious Bus travelling from North to one of the Eastern States when he found himself in Op's shoe,after eating all d things they sell in d park. The guy no fit hold d thing,as he no fit cheat nature, he had to let out a silent but dangerous fart,Lol. Everyone in d Bus cursed d living day light out of d person that did that,he kept mute. He even joined suit ...Until a little boy sitting with his Mum shouted,"The person that did this will fart uncontrollably until he dies" .....Uwaezuoke no fit bear d curse,he gave d little boy a heavy knock on his head and told him that he can take all d insults from everyone but certainly not from him ....

Bleszin:
y lady??

Because ladies fart a lot

johnjon:


Because ladies fart a lot

but i dont fart
#covers_face
u really need 2 meet my hall mate,her baptism name is ISOLABI

Bleszin:
but i dont fart
#covers_face
u really need 2 meet my hall mate,her baptism name is ISOLABI

After checking your picture, i believe you don't fart. Adaramayaso

Lmao @ isolabi

johnjon:


After checking your picture, i believe you don't fart. Adaramayaso

Lmao @ isolabi

lolz

Bleszin:
lolz

your signature though..

D wealth of a man is nt measured by his riches but by his knowledge

I disagree

johnjon:




your signature though..

D wealth of a man is nt measured by his riches but by his knowledge

I disagree

topic for another day

Bleszin:
topic for another day

Yes mam

krimcake:



nope... i am not new here

ok, where u at

people should actually learn to be more cautious sha but in the situation where farting is your only way out...the kinda scenario where you are so pressed and you've been tryin to hold the shit for long...and all of a sudden the fart comes as a temporary substitute...you'll be in more of a thanksgivin mood than regret/remorse mood o...*do i av a witness in the house?*

soldierdollar:
Lol

Some farts could be concentrated that you could almost taste it . The most dangerous farts are from Yoruba girls . #experience

whc tribe una B?

See as una dey vex over wetin God use bless person.

In overseas countries anytime you fart a white man congratulates you saying its sign of goodliving.

Person wey never chop fit fart? Abeggy!

Lool

slimzypink:
me I don't send.. I fart for fun

Knock !!

Knock !!

who is there?

Ayew!!

Ayew Gana dance ooo if I show you my money

Hmmm

itsandi post=6191p4805:
Hmmm

Funny