The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your boy/girlfriend...

1. "16 missed calls? you killed my battery so you're capable of killing me ... it is over!!!

2. "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? i smell conspiracy. IT IS OVER!"

3. "You dont even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? IT IS OVER!"

4. "So now you are drinking coke that has another man's name of it, better go and find him because it is over between us".

5. "so Beyonce's "drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids" IT IS OVER!

6. " They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? IT IS OVER

7. "I called you and you picked up immediately. you lack patience. i can't date someone who's not patient. IT IS OVER!

8. "Why are u using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? IT IS OVER!!!

9. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? IT IS OVER!"

10. "I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. you don;t care about me. IT IS OVER"

11. "You didn;t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things cos IT IS OVER!


YOU CAN YOURS TO CONTINUE THE FUN

You read this post and you enjoyed it? So u're looking for lines to break up with me? Don't bother, IT'S OVER!!

If I got a penny for every time I saw this sh1tty post

MzNelly:
If I got a penny for every time I saw this sh1tty post

Me and you for don rich pass Bill gate

alberto2k:

Me and you for don rich pass Bill gate

I tell you!

same old shiiit!!

Stale..

#Yawn