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11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by Mariojane(f): 1:27pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
The following below are the funniest ways to breakup with your boy/girlfriend... 1. "16 missed calls? you killed my battery so you're capable of killing me ... it is over!!! 2. "How come mosquito is biting me and not biting you? i smell conspiracy. IT IS OVER!" 3. "You dont even respect me, I'm talking and you are busy breathing? IT IS OVER!" 4. "So now you are drinking coke that has another man's name of it, better go and find him because it is over between us". 5. "so Beyonce's "drunk in love" is your caller tune? I can't trust alcoholics with my future kids" IT IS OVER! 6. " They are shouting bird flu, you are still cooking chicken. you want to kill me? IT IS OVER 7. "I called you and you picked up immediately. you lack patience. i can't date someone who's not patient. IT IS OVER! 8. "Why are u using broom to sweep my room when you know I support PDP? IT IS OVER!!! 9. "You are always abbreviating your texts, you want our children to be short abi? IT IS OVER!" 10. "I told you I love my food hot but you refused to warm the ice cream. you don;t care about me. IT IS OVER" 11. "You didn;t pay your tithe, if you can cheat on God, then who am I? Park your things cos IT IS OVER! YOU CAN YOURS TO CONTINUE THE FUN |
Re: 11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by bizzlemie(m): 1:45pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
You read this post and you enjoyed it? So u're looking for lines to break up with me? Don't bother, IT'S OVER!! |
Re: 11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by Nobody: 1:53pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
If I got a penny for every time I saw this sh1tty post |
Re: 11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by alberto2k(m): 1:54pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
MzNelly:Me and you for don rich pass Bill gate |
Re: 11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by Nobody: 1:56pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
alberto2k: I tell you! |
Re: 11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by apholaryn: 1:59pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
same old shiiit!! |
Re: 11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by LIBRACOA: 2:02pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
Stale.. |
Re: 11 Funniest Ways To Breakup With Your Boy/girlfriend... by Nobody: 2:04pm On Feb 26, 2015 |
#Yawn |
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