@Op just say it is a joke pls.

Agama what?

OP please tell me you are joking

op sori 2 say dis
U B COLO WEN NVER ENTER ROAD,
FOR WARRI WE DEY CALL AM SENSE COLO

I can't believe this. Perhaps you should try a leech

What ie ewwww, yewa!!, yuck!??
See how western influence has damaged this generation.

Ask your parents and grand parents, it was only the rich that partook of this those days.

Even in my dreams i won't wanna eat this

krall:
Hello Folks we are back again with exciting recipes that will tingle your appetite. I had a thread on how to prepare whole roast Agama lizard in 5 simple steps and though it was very helpful to many then, it got wiped out when NL was hacked.

Today I will be taking you on preaparing traditional agama lizard meals for yourself, your friends and your family in very brief and simple steps

Ingredients

• 1/2 kilo of matured agama lizard meator 5 lizards(red heads have tougher flesh while the green heads are more tender)
• 1 large bulb of onions
• Seasoning
• Dry fish
• Salt and pepper to taste
• Fresh Tomatoes

On how to rear your on lizards, check this link to my guide HERE


PROCEDURE

• Tie the lizard if live ones in a bag and allow to die by suffocation or better still drown it. This is to prevent rupturing of the internal organs

• Blend your tomatoes, boil the excess water away and set aside

• Clean the internals of the lizard and discard chop to sizable pieces.

• Put the chopped lizard in a pot,alongside the dryfish, add seasoning and onions and steam till its tender.

• Now pour oil in a sauce pan, add onions and allow to caramelize before adding the tomatoes and allow to boil for 5 mins

• Add the lizard and fish with the stock to the tomato, add salt now

• Add desired quantity of water and allow to boil for 7 minutes then turn off the heat and allow to stand for 3 minutes. If you got it right, it will resemble a rich sauce with minced meat. You can add vegetables if you desire.

Serve while hot

ENJOY!!!!

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OP ARE YOU FROM CHINA

And we get plenty Lizards for my compound oh! Those red-headed ones especially, they have enough meat for body actually. @Krall, I can do business with you, I'll be hunting these Lizards and I can assure you of at least 20 in 2 days. I never knew I can make money through this, pls PMe!

Adding rat meat would have made the stew perfect.

psychologist:
many are madt but few are roaming

guy u sabi bad thing

Tufiakwa!

Spits inside d damn pot

Krall....in your former world(if ders anytin like dat) u most be........a........
Native doctor(dibia anya nzu),walahi!!!

Nice!!!
I for like do justice to am but Bae no go gree kiss me again..

Ello Bae,
You wan kiss agama?

Singing Jay Sean's "Agama eyes on you!"...
Lol

You'd better be joking.
Someone should please move this to Joke section.
Dammit!

This krall Ehn....

Justeenaleo:
Creepy Krall




.....Creepy
Didn't know agama lizard is food.

Nw u've known,hope he marries u & u both eating it on ur honeymoon

I pray & hope u guyz wouldn't start nodding yo headz like a lizard

CHAI..SPIT ON THAT POT.....WTF

krall:
your tribe

am from igboland however we don't eat such, am not against eating though. God created all things

ojaydedon:



enjoy what

Warris dis

where are u from
Are u for real??

man said 'where are you from?? are you for real??' Hahahahahah

Op..if you were referring to aligator,monitor thats understandable......BUT AGAMA LIZARD!!!! those things that eats cockraches and other insects straight from sewer or septic tanks...Ewwwwwwwwww Thanks but no thanks.

kika23:
This krall Ehn....

what did I do wrong?

Omg I'm actually crying . Op I'm speechless!

krall:
What ie ewwww, yewa!!, yuck!??
See how western influence has damaged this generation.

Ask your parents and grand parents, it was only the rich that partook of this those days.

I asked you a question..where is the agama lizard in the soup. ; ..I am interested.

experimentist:
And we get plenty Lizards for my compound oh! Those red-headed ones especially, they have enough meat for body actually. @Krall, I can do business with you, I'll be hunting these Lizards and I can assure you of at least 20 in 2 days. I never knew I can make money through this, pls PMe!

Thanks but NO.
You can sell to black market

Dragonking:


I asked you a question..where is the agama lizard in the soup. ; ..I am interested.

if you are really interested you will not be looking for the meat

Guess am dreaming... pls Paul wake up biko.

You eat agama lizard

I dont think krall is a Nigerian, l wonder who gave this heritage.