Mariojane:
seriously?

dat girl fall mah hand.. She gave me ha phone to charge oo...
Sha my fault i didnt know what made me go through her contacts.. I saw different funny names tho....
anthony (Keke)
Bright Mr biggs
philip plantain chips
I nearly broken my head laughing until one cell in my brain pushed me to dial her number..
Lol and behold
Emeka Banana

when you meet a girl for the first time, she save ur number using some funny names. Such do happen because she doesnt want to forget you soon! With that she use that in other not to forget you. But i tell you its only for a short time she would change it to your name! From your name to my love. The thing is that everything is time.

Maga 1
Maga 2
Maga 3
Tunde captain cook
femi osibanjo
Tobi Facebook
Yinka Airforce

she saved my number with 'earthworm'.
she said i slim like earthworm. and i also saved her's with 'cricket'. kai, that girl can talk. non stop.

I saved a guy's name with PEST. I didn't know him from Adam all of a sudden, he start sending me msg, I query him on how he got my number. when he couldn't give reason explanation, I decided to ignore his pings but he wouldn't stop