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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ogawisdom(m): 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ukeachu1:


its actually biochemistry

No dts physiology tongue
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
3cycle:
The sun is not the only thing that rises in the morning. grin
you know what I mean?wink cheesy
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by innoluchi(m): 8:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
free gift of nature ;
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Missmossy(f): 8:05pm On Mar 09, 2015
charly4tex:


i must admit, ur charmin
Hmm thanks
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Missmossy(f): 8:06pm On Mar 09, 2015
vikeyz:
missmossy got me laughing
Hmmm you guys enh
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Mar 09, 2015
Missmossy:

Lol you guys enh

I no lie wahali. I sure say guys no dey gree u rest at all.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by winner01(m): 8:13pm On Mar 09, 2015
Enypie:
Hian! undecided
But this one has been exaggerated o! Kilode nah?!?!
lol, size matters
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by winner01(m): 8:15pm On Mar 09, 2015
ignis:
It only happens to pervert men. ...With so many dirty thoughts in mind.
it happens to all normal men my dear, should go down in abt 5 min later or so.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Gynacologist(m): 8:19pm On Mar 09, 2015
Missmossy:
Lol Its expected grin
hw?
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Gynacologist(m): 8:20pm On Mar 09, 2015
ukgreat:
That's to remind u that a mans world is hard
oboi dis ur ansa de deep ohhh...bt na few pple go undastnd...
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Ukeachu1(m): 8:23pm On Mar 09, 2015
moshoodn:


Now we're talking....

Hormones like testosterone, serotonin and GABA?

boss go easy. na mechanic I be o. repairin buses

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by moshoodn(m): 8:24pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ukeachu1:


boss go easy. na mechanic I be o. repairin buses

Lol...
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Ukeachu1(m): 8:27pm On Mar 09, 2015
moshoodn:


Lol...

am guessin ur a medical student
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 8:32pm On Mar 09, 2015
knightsTempler:
I just woke up and saw this topic on front page and i decided to take a selfie.

Hope I'm not breaking any rules, cuz I'm staying on topic.
U just woke up by 3:30pm?
Dude! am sure u a fat liar.
Get busy sir.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:35pm On Mar 09, 2015
just2endowed:
lol whats nl turning into? should this kind thing be making front page?
i think its high time Seun and co do some privacy setting and place some topic to be over 18years so that when it hit the front page, it will not display in a nl registered users browser that are under 18. anyone in support of this motion click like. cool


For ur mind u sabi speak English abi.,...........its high time seun and co. DID somfin.......... It HITS front page,...,.,.and so on......
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:37pm On Mar 09, 2015
Busuyib:
dats a big lie. U know wat? Pray ur husband wakes up witout an erec *tion everymawnin, then u wil knw watsup.


Waow ,,,, even Babes sabi our Body chemistry pass us fa ,,,,?

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Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2015
sod09:
Same reason women wake up with pointed nipples

Like Seriously ,,,, are you for real ,,,,?
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by ebukaOtika(m): 8:39pm On Mar 09, 2015
sod09:
Same reason women wake up with pointed nipples

Like Seriously,,,are you for real?
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by moshoodn(m): 8:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ukeachu1:


am guessin ur a medical student

I'm not a med student my brother...

I'm a practicing biochemist.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by shaqhead: 8:42pm On Mar 09, 2015
penisilin:
Sometin needs to be at ATTENTION while the rest of the barrack relaxes na...
Lwkm...I must report u to maammy for haas for wetin u post
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by philipobiz: 8:44pm On Mar 09, 2015
temitemi1:
Its allowd grin grin grin

This happens when felling pressed while sleeping
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Redlips22(m): 8:47pm On Mar 09, 2015
Y da tears..
onomeglo:
wiped tears
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by nkkystel(f): 8:53pm On Mar 09, 2015
I knew it was such pix!
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Chris95(m): 9:02pm On Mar 09, 2015
Its actually d way it shuld b its lyk avin ur pet greet u in d mawnin wen u wake...I wuld av talkd abt my d*** bt mehn dt shit wil b a looong story!!
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Ukeachu1(m): 9:04pm On Mar 09, 2015
moshoodn:


I'm not a med student my brother...

I'm a practicing biochemist.

u na bus o
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Etetejake(m): 9:49pm On Mar 09, 2015
xxxoladevoxxx:


Great!!! thats the best part. When do we get Started?

it means u av someone who will fight and die at your side against all them opposite sex.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by charly4tex(m): 9:50pm On Mar 09, 2015
Missmossy:

Hmm thanks
but u neva care to know me, y?
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by bbjummy: 9:51pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ukeachu1:


its actually biochemistry
There is a bio (life) before the chemistry (chemical) so I feel it is biology tongue
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Nobody: 10:01pm On Mar 09, 2015
Ukeachu1:


boss go easy. na mechanic I be o. repairin buses
do u make use of heparin in repairing buses?
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by barnaboy(m): 10:20pm On Mar 09, 2015
It's due to system reboot
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by Maximus85(m): 10:40pm On Mar 09, 2015
My Mum once told me when I was a teenager that if your joystick doesn't stretch your boxers hard when U wake up in the morning ... Please tell me oooooo. She said in a loud tone.

So it's normal and a sign of good joystick health. But shortage of sleep could affect the elongation.
Re: Why Do Men Always Wake Up Like This In The Morning? by tellwisdom: 11:03pm On Mar 09, 2015
Missmossy:

Chai

Will u do me?? sad

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