1. “You passed the test, that was an actor you can now meet me in person.” – TK_S1

2. Day after I got a text from the friend that set us up saying, “Jon is in jail. Wants another date when he’s out.” – Rawr_Becca

3. “Nudes.” – alvaliy


4. “Hey baby! Just got back from poker with my boys. See you soon! Tell the kids I love them!” – ex0tica


5. “I love you.” – shykiller

6. “I can still taste you in my mouth…” – JonnyConquest


7. “Hey honey, I just told my mom about you. She thinks we should be married soon, god wants us to be together. She can’t wait for our kids to be born, they will be adorable. Love you! P.S.: Mom says hi from heaven” – SPLMN

8. 10:32 am “Hey babe, think you could confirm our relationship on fb? No one believes that I actually got a girlfriend!”
11:14 am “Hey sweetie, forgot to ask, what’s your parents' phone number?”
11:55 am “Hey honey, just wanted to let you know I’m thinking of you. Hope you’re ok!”

12:47 pm “Hey, um, why aren’t you replying to me? I just called you like 3 times.”

2:03 pm “Well it’s good to know that our relationship means so much to you.”

3:41 pm “Just came by your work and they said that you went home already. What’s your address babe?”

5:09 pm “Just sent your friend a facebook message, she said you went to hang out with this other guy. Just wanted to let you know it’s over.”

6:27 pm “Babe?”

6:49 pm “I forgive you. Just let me come over and we can cuddle ”

7:12 pm “Screw you. I’m done trying.”

10:25 pm “I love you.” – Laur-Ent

source Unibenloaded.com

Na wa o

*confused*

Kinda not Nigerian

Am still trying to figure out what exactly this is.

No10:
Am still trying to figure out what exactly this is.

you have all the time in the world to.....

tosinisrael5678:



you have all the time in the world to.....

That's the problem. No time.