Hi House!
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A friend just called me now and told me this, pls kindly read through.
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"Am currently job hunting mostly in all southern states of Nigeria. This search took me to a friend's house in Uyo on Wednesday. This my nigga lives in an attached apartment to his family house, hence he his foods and water comes from the family part.
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Just dis noon when everyone was out, and i was planning on movement 4 d day. Then i heard a bang on his family's apartment, after sometime i decided to go check what dat was. When i got dia i saw dat the door was opened then i decided drink water from there. I thought maybe d younger brother was bk from school, so i knocked. Lo! it was d mother's voice dat i heard saying 'Who is dia? coming' So I went in and greeted d woman who was wearing gown.
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Then i requested for a drinking water, and she left to get it. Next thing i heard was my name dat i should go to d kitchen to get d water from the freezer dat she wants to attend t a phone call. Willingly i said ok! Ma. Gbuuum! on entering d kitchen i saw d woman now wearing a see through gown. Immediately i shouted sorry ma and rushed back to dia parlour. Now she came to the parlour then told me she cud connect me to her brother who helped her son (my friend) got a job in FG parastatal if i will come stay wit her. But i quickly dashed out of their apartment.
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As i am calling u now, i am in a drinking bar close to the house. And am planning of leaving b4 my friend comes back or should i wait 4 him to come bk and tell him?" MATURED RESPONSE pls.....
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Cc: Lalasticlala, Ishilove, obinoscopy, Seun pls help 4 more matured response

He should run for his life

Gains are in such enterprise, but the evils outweigh the gains. He sud pretend until he finds his way out of d house. He sud nt tel his frend anytin.

Do u min he shouldn't wait 4 d friend to come back and tell him?.
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More responses pls

mkpakanaodogwu:
He should run for his life

He should tell his friend u mean?

StealthIdeals:
Tell him.

Somethings are better not said.

Kai!!!! I never knew konji can also hold a granny
Only God knows when last the mama don lash....

Make e run

If a friend tell me such.......his next visit will be to the nearest chemist for mouth treatment.

Please tell him to wait, but he shouldn't mention it to his friend. He should just act like nothing happened.

Poor him, he will go through an emotional trauma but it will fizzle out.

The world is filled up with perverts, shame on the woman. Going after a young guy of her sons age

He shouldn't fall for that trick of hers, if she wanted to help him she would have.

Blackchampion:
Do u min he shouldn't wait 4 d friend to come back and tell him?.
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More responses pls He should tell his friend u mean?

he shouldnt voice it out to the friend

falconey:
If a friend tell me such.......his next visit will be to the nearest chemist for mouth treatment.

Don't u think dat d old woman may change d real story and tell her son another thing to cover up b4 d son hears it from d friend? IMO though

Blackchampion:
Don't u think dat d old woman may change d real story and tell her son another thing to cover up b4 d son hears it from d friend? IMO though

exactly!!!! That's why I said his nearest visit will be to the chemist cus am certain THE MUM won't admit it.

The solution is simple. Don't tell your friend anything,it will damage your relationship with him(and you don't want that) and damage their family's unity(and you don't want that either).
So just get back to his apartment,don't set foot into the family house again,not even for water(if thirsty,go buy at the bar where you wrote this from). Then the next day or two,leave the town and continue your job hunt. The woman will get the message.

Don't make yourself her footstool run for your life, Your time will come and you will get a good job and by the way don't even mention it to your friend.

sweetbaby22:
Please tell him to wait, but he shouldn't mention it to his friend. He should just act like nothing happened.

Poor him, he will go through an emotional trauma but it will fizzle out.

The world is filled up with perverts, shame on the woman. Going after a young guy of her sons age

He shouldn't fall for that trick of hers, if she wanted to help him she would have.

Seconded.Dat awkward moment he realized he as used by d aging mother n sti expecting something positive in return.Ur frnd should keep quiet n try every means of leaving d house sooner.

eyeview:
The solution is simple. Don't tell your friend anything,it will damage your relationship with him(and you don't want that) and damage their family's unity(and you don't want that either).
So just get back to his apartment,don't set foot into the family house again,not even for water(if thirsty,go buy at the bar where you wrote this from). Then the next day or two,leave the town and continue your job hunt. The woman will get the message.

Thanks 4 all responses so far. Keep it coming

Tipiflexy:
Seconded.Dat awkward moment he realized he as used by d aging mother n sti expecting something positive in return.Ur frnd should keep quiet n try every means of leaving d house sooner.

Honestly, the woman wants to satisfy her sexual urge.

konji is a bastard

sweetbaby22:



Honestly, the woman wants to satisfy her sexual urge.

konji is a bastard

I askd d guy if his friend's dad is alive, he said yes dat they both look active.

Tipiflexy:
Seconded.Dat awkward moment he realized he as used by d aging mother n sti expecting something positive in return.Ur frnd should keep quiet n try every means of leaving d house sooner.

I wud even advise him to call d guy on phone n tell him he had an urgent call that he has to go b4 he comes bk.

Blackchampion:
Don't u think dat d old woman may change d real story and tell her son another thing to cover up b4 d son hears it from d friend? IMO though

Let him tell his friend b4 he leave to avoid him being on d defensive side if d woman eventually chooses to tell d son another story.

Bagani:
Let him tell his friend b4 he leave to avoid him being on d defensive side if d woman eventually chooses to tell d son another story.

Yea. thought abt dat too. But dnt know if it is d right tin to do.

Go ahead my brother...opportunity comes but once

williamspaul22:
Go ahead my brother...opportunity comes but once

Dnt get u. U min he should go ahead n bleep d friend's mother who accommodated him to get a job or something?

Blackchampion:
Dnt get u. U min he should go ahead n bleep d friend's mother who accommodated him to get a job or something?

yep or u will remain broke. My opinion thou

pack your load jeje and go to another south-south state

this one is strong!
if your friend asks why, tell him its change of plans
one day she will try it with another guy and God will expose her in front of her family!

Orijin101:
Kai!!!! I never knew konji can also hold a granny
Only God knows when last the mama don lash....

if konji fit make abacha chop apple... Konji is a no repecter of anybody

Don't ever tell d guy

Never ever

U guyz are all matured
Some stuffs are better left unsaid

I dnt need to read ur story, bt we are u even thinking of telling ur friend _U BE EWU? Jst leave the house if u want to. #vegatalks#

vega84:
I dnt need to read ur story, bt we are u even thinking of telling ur friend _U BE EWU? Jst leave the house if u want to. #vegatalks#

Bro. e neva rch to abuse d dude na. Just put ur sef in his shoes first

Chop the kpomo. Wetin dey dia?

He better beep her to a coma and get that job. Times are hard. She was asking for it anyways.