Only Smart People Can Understand This Fictional Analysis Of Creation

By the time the Lord made women, he was into his
sixth day of working overtime. An Angel appeared
and asked, "Why are you spending so much time
working on this one"?
And The Lord Answered and Said," have you seen the
spec sheet on her? ".
She has to be completely washable but not plastic,
have 200 movable parts, all replaceable, run on black
coffee and leftovers, Have A Lap That Can Hold 3
children at one time and disappears when she stands
up, have a kiss that can cure anything from a
scraped knee to a broken heart, and have six pairs of
Hands.


The Angel was astounded at the requirements for
this one. " Six Pairs Of Hands! No Way! said the
Angel.
The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands that are the
problem. It’s the 3 pairs of Eyes That She Must
Have.
And that's just on the standard model? The Angel
Asked.
The Lord nodded in agreement," Yes, one pair of
eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks
her children what they are doing even though she
already knows.


Another pair in the back of her head is to see what
she needs to know even if no one thinks she can.
And the third pair is here in front of her head. They
are For looking at an errant child and saying what
she understands and loves him or her without a
single word.


The Angel Tried To Stop The Lord, "This Is Too Much
Work For One Day, Wait Till Tomorrow to finish."
"But I Can't, "the Lord protested, I'm so close to
finishing this creation that is so close to my heart.
She Already Heals Herself When She Is Sick and can
get a nine year old to stand in the shower.


The Angel Moved Closer And Touched The Woman, "
but you made her so soft, Lord. She is so soft", the
Lord agreed,"
but I've also made her tough, you have no idea what
she can endure or accomplish ".
Will She Be Able To Think?
Asked the Angel.
The Lord replied, not only will she be able to think ;
she'll be able to reason and negotiate.


The Angel noticed something and reached out and
touched the woman's
cheek." Oops, looks like you have a leak
with this model. I told you that you were trying to put
too much into this one.
"That's not a leak ", the Lord objected", that's a tear"
What's the tear for?
The Angel Asked.
The Lord replied, "the tear is her way of expressing
her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain,her
loneliness, her grief and her pride."


The Angel was impressed. You're a Genius Lord.
Your thoughts of Everything for women are Truly
Amazing.

THIS IS FOR ALL THE WONDERFUL MOTHERS OUT
THERE


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Unfortunately Most Ladies Never Follow the real reason for their existence

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Lovely! Only the wise will Understand

I think this is a mockery of the entire theory of creation.

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