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Flat Tire: by Excellency(m): 11:59pm On Sep 02, 2006
There were these two guys in Medical School, and quite brilliant, they missed the Final Med Examinations because they had gone on a drinking spree out of town the previous weekend and overslept on Monday morning. So they got to the Exam Co-ordinator, telling him they had gone out of town, but on their way back had had a flat tire. So the man decides to arrange for something private for them. He puts them in separate rooms, and tells them he will give them just two questions.

Question 1: Explain embryology. (10 Marks)
Question 2: The tire you said got flat, which side was it on? (90 Marks)
Re: Flat Tire: by edygirl(f): 12:23am On Sep 03, 2006
Omg, he was so mean to put 90marks on that 2nd question. grin.
Re: Flat Tire: by kiki(f): 2:00am On Sep 03, 2006
hahahaha ooooooooooooooo dey in trouble now
Re: Flat Tire: by bagoma(f): 11:17pm On Sep 03, 2006
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
wicked lecturer. cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Flat Tire: by Oracle(m): 3:39am On Sep 04, 2006
I don't really get it, can someone please explain it to me?
Re: Flat Tire: by EmemJU(f): 2:44pm On Sep 04, 2006
Oracle, for them to scoop the 90marks, their answers to #2 question have to tally.(mind u, they didn't discuss that). That lecturer is wicked.
Re: Flat Tire: by edygirl(f): 5:36pm On Sep 04, 2006
And they can't come out to tell eachother what is been asked since they will be taking the test at the same time but separatey.
Re: Flat Tire: by jinny542(m): 8:11pm On Sep 04, 2006
I dreamt that they both wrote the same thing, and got the 90 marks, they went back and told the lecturer how God worked for them. Lol, they shudunt have told him. grin cheesy
Re: Flat Tire: by greatsola: 1:08pm On Sep 05, 2006
The lecture is bias.How would yhey know the side of the motor tyre that got flat?[img][/img]
Re: Flat Tire: by iice(f): 6:03pm On Sep 05, 2006
Funny hehehehe grin grin

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