I hated English so much, English would have been much more easier had the people that created it been more humane {seriously ;HUMANE}. Well all that hatred vanished the day I ran into puns, phrases or sentences that play upon the different meaning of words humorously. The word pun inadvertently has to rhyme with the word porn from pornography. ...which makes the verbal introduction of the whole concept to the elderly quite tedious. I have asssembled some puns that I hope will make you smile . afterall they say, seven days without a pun makes one weak . Don't forget to add yours

To write with a broken pencil is pointless (obviously )
Did you hear about the optimetrist that fell into the grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself?
I changed my iPhone's name to titanic, it's syncing now
Past, present and future walked into a bar. ..it was tense
I used to work for the blanket company but it got folded
A dog gave birth near the road, it was cited for littering
I watched the sun to see where it will go at night, then it dawned on me
The dentist and the manicurist got married, they fought tooth and nail
The dead batteries were given out free of charge
When the cannibals ate the missionaries, they got a taste of religion
A hole has been discovered in the nudist camp fence.. .the police are looking into it
Lalasticala; how does Moses make his tea?
Doshward; Hebrews it
Lalasticala; Jew (are you) kidding me?
Doshward; no Israeli (its really ) How he makes it
Lalasticala; are you Syria's (SERIOUS)
Doshward; yes.. When he and Aaron were making it, I was India midst!

wow.... does are rilly beautiful play on words..... nyc one... I luv english language so much...

Beautiful.