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Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:03am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Just for fun. 1 Share
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Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by chekasforchekas: 7:04am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Sorry I forgot my phone at home. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:06am On Mar 27, 2015 |
chekasforchekas:what if I was your wife and I was at home calling you? That your excuse lame sha. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by alberto2k(m): 7:07am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Bae my phone fell into a mug of beer(orijin).. i had to dry it, clean every ic and let it dry for 18 hours as directed by the technician(bar man) ******* Sorry my little cousin was playing fifa14 with my phone when it fell and my phone went into a coma 1 Like |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Gme01(m): 7:08am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Me? What phone My phone didn't ring here oh! Must be MTN network 12 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by politricks: 7:09am On Mar 27, 2015 |
I forgot it was on 'silent' 3 Likes |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by lordhugo(m): 7:09am On Mar 27, 2015 |
[size=14pt]I was stoned! [/size] 6 Likes |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:09am On Mar 27, 2015 |
I had a case of "Temporary Auditory Neuropathy" the whole of today. I even went to the hospital. I couldn't hear a single thing. But thank God I am okay...... 3 Likes |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Rapmoney(m): 7:10am On Mar 27, 2015 |
I kept my phone on 'silent mode' coz I was in a conference with some clients 2 Likes |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by chekasforchekas: 7:11am On Mar 27, 2015 |
rokiatu:if your my wife and your at home calling me, then that phone slipped off my pocket, it's just this morning that I saw it on the car mart, honey so sorry will make it up to you. 2 Likes |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:12am On Mar 27, 2015 |
chekasforchekas:but there's no hole in your pocket now. How come? |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Rapmoney(m): 7:14am On Mar 27, 2015 |
missclasssy:You dor old pass this one na! Your mates dor get like 3 children o! |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:15am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Rapmoney: |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:15am On Mar 27, 2015 |
My phone was on silent and is still on silent as we speak. Always works 1 Like |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by chekasforchekas: 7:16am On Mar 27, 2015 |
rokiatu:honey am so sorry how it happened I do not know, I guess am adding serious weight, because my trusser no dey size me again, babe don't worry will make it up to you, and it will not happen again. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by falconey(m): 7:17am On Mar 27, 2015 |
I was in no position to pick the phone because I was with my boss in his office, I saw the phone ringing but I silenced it because the conversation was a serious one. 2 Likes 32 Shares |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by justmag(m): 7:18am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Well! What had happened was....my screen cracked....so I can't see who's calling. Just got it fixed though! So how are you? 2 Likes |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:18am On Mar 27, 2015 |
chekasforchekas:what you mean by it wouldn't happen again? Now I know you was indeed with someone else. You think your lame excuses will work with me? It ain't working. P.S you are a terrible liar. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Lilprincey(m): 7:19am On Mar 27, 2015 |
I was charqing mah fone at my friend's sister shop and she locked da phone insyd da shop 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Richy4(m): 7:19am On Mar 27, 2015 |
I was driving. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:20am On Mar 27, 2015 |
falconey:so you was having a conversation with your boss the whole day? You job must suck. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:21am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Lilprincey:nigga you good hahahh |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by eph12(m): 7:22am On Mar 27, 2015 |
Very easy Honey I was so depressed last night. My boss was being an asshole and he made me so angry. Then I'll go on to tell her about so many crazy things that at the end she feels sorry for me and forget her anger. 1 Like |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by falconey(m): 7:22am On Mar 27, 2015 |
rokiatu: hey mi o ke se omoge. Am not a good liar Ok? The time I lie best is when konji hold me. 1 Like |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Lilprincey(m): 7:24am On Mar 27, 2015 |
rokiatu:whether she like it or not she must ßelieve |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Lilprincey(m): 7:25am On Mar 27, 2015 |
rokiatu:she must ßelieve whether she likes it or not |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by chekasforchekas: 7:26am On Mar 27, 2015 |
rokiatu:I don f.ckup hehehe, I no sabi lie, but I will just turn my phone off if something like that comes up, not really you Waka Waka type |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by frodobee: 7:26am On Mar 27, 2015 |
I was @ Demorose hotel, Old Ojo Road all night. The ashi bad gan, my brain drained through my pipe...*are u fainting, don't die pls*. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by Nobody: 7:28am On Mar 27, 2015 |
chekasforchekas:I know. You must be the faithful good boy type. I likey. That's my type. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by chekasforchekas: 7:37am On Mar 27, 2015 |
rokiatu:I don't really double date, but if I have any reason to do so, I keep a clean shit. |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by dasrackhor(m): 7:48am On Mar 27, 2015 |
chekasforchekas:for yha mind now u must be ontop of d world smilling...u r d type rokiatu desired..hmmmmmmmmmm.... 1 Like |
Re: Name One Excuse A Man Give When He Don't Answer His Phone. by chekasforchekas: 7:50am On Mar 27, 2015 |
dasrackhor:dude am a better striker than you. |
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