DeKasablanca:
LOL. She 'always unconscious and passes on'? Where is KingTom when u need him?

intercom:
please help, do any one hav this experience.

My girlfriend always [size=28pt]slum[/size] or faint each time we are together. She has told me she never had sex before, but the way she use to [size=28pt]screen[/size] for sex each time we are together makes me doubt her.

we hav not had sex, but we usually hav a good romantic play [size=28pt]as lover[/size], she use to show that she really need sex through her actions and [size=28pt]screen[/size] for my touch, but I don't want to do it now, reaching a particular time, she will fall on the bed or she will sleep like a lifeless body.

on waking up, at first I was afraid, I asked her wat happened she said this is how she normally feel when she feels a touch of the one she loves. I said ok lets go and see a doctor, she say it is a natural thing and that she will learn how to control it. [size=28pt]I kept quite[/size]

Another day it happened again, and [size=28pt]she fail on my arm[/size] and it took her like 10mins to become her self, I started fanning her and was like oh God let today just pass make she go I no want person pikin com die for my house.

when she woke up I asked her again, with this how do we cope when married? I am really disturbed, this is a person am getting married to. is this a medical or a psychological problem or a spiritual problem. Pls any one with experience help me

Kizmarty:



MAKE ONA COME OOOO

THIS LIE WUN NA. KED ME OO

KingTom:
I am here.

KingTom:

Missclasssy ooooooo! let us observe one minute silence for English!.

GBAGAUN upon GBAGAUN upon Heavy GBAGAUN!!!!!!
Haba bros! Haba!

*********Corrections***********
1) Slumps, no be slum(abi your babe na ghetto or dirty environment)?

2) Scream, no be screen abi your babe na Ebola detector? Or she be Iphone6?

3) As lovers, no be as lover abi na you dey fück yourself ?

4) Screen again, abeg see number 2 for corrections.

5) Kept quiet, no be kept quite, this one is understandable, it may have been a typo

6) She fell on my arm, no be fail on my arm abeg, abi your arm na exam?

Dr. Tom's school of Gbagaun Obliteration

DeKasablanca:

Good. Now do your job

DeKasablanca:

You missed one. 'Do anyone have this experience?' That's two in one

KingTom:
Join the Gbagaun ministry

KingTom:
I will, speaking of which, I need a new assistant, since missclasssy has been promoted to Vice President

DeKasablanca:

I'm honoured.

DeKasablanca:

I'm in

KingTom:
Ok welcome aboard. One question, are you good in bed?

DeKasablanca:

Yh. My bed and pillow can testify to that.

clemz85:



hahahahaaaaa !!!!! Dude

misshoree:
See a doctor

KingTom:
Ok you're in

DeKasablanca:

Aye aye captain

adeoladrg:


A doctor has no role to play here..

intercom:


Yes she told me she does not want sex, and me too I told her no sex till after marriage, but the way she faint during pre-intimacy, I dnt think she is pretending, because she cant even lift her figure up, talk less of knowing what is happening, ther was a time she woke up and asked me hope I didn't sex her, I told her if I don't love u, at the process of your fainting I would hav.... she even told me that she is afraid so she wont passed on in my house that I should do her wedding first fast so we can feel free to hav sex etc. hhhhmmmm I was like confuse

Fabdedon:
Ask her which village is she from..

gayman99:
This is a very serious issue. Had an experience once. Trust me, had to investigate further and a lot of things were uncovered of which I paid dearly for. For your own good OP, withdraw quietly and face your life.

Not everyone survives this kind of ordeal, especially if you are not strong in the other aspect of life. Grace was what pulled me through.

Can you imagine waking up on the same bed in the morning and your bae starts narrating things she witnessed while you were sleeping at night only for these things to manifest physically 2 or 3 days later.

This fainting is just a preamble. Thank God for pulling me through but not without some damage as I lost some close chaps who assisted me to the claws of death.

Its not everything the eye sees that the mouth talks about. I pity guys who just pick up babes any how and start thrashing. You might as well be signing your death warrant.

MAKE ONA COME OOOO

THIS LIE WUN NA. KED ME OO

icedbeatz:
Bro please you need to give full details SO that guys can learn somethings, one way or the other try to enlighten us on the aftermath of the preamble and the depth of everything so that the op can learn and some guys might know the signs when the come across such ladies. Save some brothers Bro.

clemz85:


yea if she is not faking it that means she is all into him,
I know a girl that will get fever and become restless any time she sees me, if I begin to talk to her she will
lose her memory momentarily.

LaDivva:

Easy bro...

clemz85:


who's there?