1. Assemblies of God : This church test for everything even on the eve of the wedding. They insist on no sex before marriage, therefore lot of retired runs babes finds comfort in the no-sex cover to keep the guy from finding out what remains of the pot till after marriage. A cousin of mine that got into that mess 5 years ago, till today no children with series of miscarriage cos the walls of the uterus can no longer support the baby due to multiple abortions and pills before joining AG and giving her life to Christ. I thought born again would include a brand new pussy.

2. Redeemed (RCCG) : They still have the code like the former but I don't think theirs is strictly enforced like that of AG but retired born again runs girls still prefer it and would want to enforce the no sex rule even more than the pastor would . They admonish couples on no sex before marriage and most parish do pregnancy test. I have a friend who tested the honey, like it, abstain for 6 months before getting married in RCCG. He called me few weeks ago to inform me of a new born.

3. Christ Embassy : Not really bad cos what you see is what you get, but this church has some addictive aura that makes you want to do as others to feel among, so if you are a conservative person like me and your would be wife is of the LoveWorld enterprise, you are in for a bumpy ride.

4. Deeper Life: 7 out of every 10 young girl in Deeper Life is living a life of a hypocrite and quietly praying for the day she will be leaving the father's house and experience the world. If you are marrying a girl straight from the family house, be ready for anything. All the holiness about Deeper Life is for the older folks.

5. JW: The day you find out that the girl you want to marry is a JW and you are not, abort it immediately. A lot of factors are involved outside of love, commitment and DNA.

The guy above me is high on weed

in case

So because ur spouse is in one of these churches, u won't marry him/her?
Why not go to those churches that allow pastors to sleep with young girls then

OK o, different strokes for different folks

starlingslimnet:
in case

We hit ...

Smh! The level of hypocrisy in the Church today,will make even the Devil to weep!

Wetin man go come do nah ? Being born again does not guarantee a brand new kiti kata. Lol. This got me laughing...

this op has only gone to rccg churches made of pako, go to any of the big rccg! if u no see ur wife on ur first sunday, change my name.

Story story!!!!

This is the most idiotic thread I have ever seen on nairaland

i am not a member of any of the churches u mentioned but frankly speaking,there is no truth in what you wrote cuz individual differ in a lot of things,its just like saying that black is white.

Sense de sha, thats why you have to have a taste and trust God you find your taste.

Almost all churches are guilty of this.

If you are looking for the fastest way to go to hell, then read and believe this Op.

This ur write up is crap, blasphemous and misleading, so are these churches suppose to encourage pre marital sex All in the name of creating a thread.

This issue of church and marriage is a serious issue. Some of the babes in the holier than thou churches are ex- runs girls that has so much to hide. More so, is God that give wife.

Ok.m ah traditional worshiper)hope i don't have a problem@ Op

I dont believe in generalization. Uche face ur work o, stop ds condemnation

3. Christ Embassy : Not really bad cos what you see is what you get, but this church has some addictive aura that makes you want to do as others to feel among, so if you are a conservative person like me and your would be wife is of the LoveWorld enterprise, you are in for a bumpy ride.

TheSonOfMark:


OohMpa:

Dude, you are one hell of a cynic. You got my ribs 'cracking'.

You should participate in radio dramas.




And that's a compliment.

Hi

Ladies will troop in to wage war against the poster. They will nudge the moderator to kill the thread.

I am a proud member of assemblies of God church. They bring out the best out from d females. I luv their doctrine n m very willing 2 abide by it. So op they produce marriagable females

Misleading list

justmag:
If you are looking for the fastest way to go to hell, then read and believe this Op.

LWKMD!

TheSonOfMark:




Hello. Lovely day, yes?

Yes, just saying "hi", Mr. Encyclopaedia.

I had a really good laugh at 1, 2 and 4. They are funny but true.