IdiAmin1:
Hahahahahahhahahahha. You no go kill person oo. Chai, people dey for this world oo .

Body go tell am. She go begin sew and make her hair all by herself.

slimmy05:
Body go tell am. She go begin sew and make her hair all by herself.

hahahaha Bro, your mouth is as bad as that of zebrudaya makachukwu

slimmy05:
Body go tell am. She go begin sew and make her hair all by herself.

make una come home now.
if the place hard reach.
we is ready to replace you people there.
nepa people dey come knock your doormouth for midnight?
you no go quote law for them say you get right to enjoy cool ac?

you no fit deceive snake.
once my oga return, we go talk say boko haram dey pursue us for asylum.

IdiAmin1:
I know bro. I just saw this and marvelled at a country where someone once asked me how I'm able to drive a car. He thought I could only ride a horse or donkey as they assumed we live on trees and forests

True that

J

tit:


make una come home now.
if the place hard reach.
we is ready to replace you people there.
nepa people dey come knock your doormouth for midnight?
you no go quote law for them say you get right to enjoy cool ac?

you no fit deceive snake.
once my oga return, we go talk say boko haram dey pursue us for asylum.

When you reach here you go hate the constant light, when them throu you bill of 50k naira (250usd)

IdiAmin1:
hahahaha Bro, your mouth is as bad as that of zebrudaya makachukwu

Hustle is real.

tit:


make una come home now.
if the place hard reach.
we is ready to replace you people there.
nepa people dey come knock your doormouth for midnight?
you no go quote law for them say you get right to enjoy cool ac?

you no fit deceive snake.
once my oga return, we go talk say boko haram dey pursue us for asylum.

we are coming back home later. Do you think most Nigerians living in America have plans to remain in US forever. Most of us will return back when we achieve our different goals and mission in America. I am not going to spend the rest of my life here.

IdiAmin1:
hahahaha Bro, your mouth is as bad as that of zebrudaya makachukwu

when I first come, I see light begin shine teeth, my roommate tap me say my bill na 150usd, shit worry me. I begin dey energy conscious.

Raiders:
we are coming back home later. Do you think most Nigerians living in America have plans to remain in US forever. Most of us will return back when we achieve our different goals and mission in America. I am not going to spend the rest of my life here.

Surely, that's always the plan. The fear of bills is the beginning of wisdom

slimmy05:
J When you reach here you go hate the constant light, when them throu you bill of 50k naira (250usd)

I think na only me sef. The day I forgot to switch off my central heater and left for work, I nearly hanged myself.

MrKnowitall:
You under exposed primitive beasts. When i was in the military, i had a friend who was an intelligence analysis for the Navy. They guy easily made at least $114,000 a year. But if you see the car my friend was driving around at the time, in fact, it's comparable to this one. one day i was driving him to base and finally asked him: why in the he'll don't you get a nice car. If you see the picture of the house he was planning on buying, and how much he said he had in is bank account... In fact, i instantly realized that i was the broke fool driving around in a nice car. If you people were more exposed to the outside world you would know that some people know how to save, plan with their money, and actually do tangible things, rather than wasting it all on car.

Everything is a matter of context.
You do not expect someone who commutes 4hrs to work to be driving that.

That is just being irrational.

Your friend may afford to do that cause he barely needs the car.

IdiAmin1:
I think na only me sef. The day I forgot to switch off my central heater and left for work, I nearly hanged myself.

I no even they use heather again. That stuff follow suffer my pay check. Na to shower hot water wrap myself like contraband.

I did that for the first month as I had a lot of stuffs to settle with cash.

IdiAmin1:
I think na only me sef. The day I forgot to switch off my central heater and left for work, I nearly hanged myself.

una dey enjoy ooo!
central heater
central ac
like in airport?

IdiAmin1:
I think na only me sef. The day I forgot to switch off my central heater and left for work, I nearly hanged myself.

lol!
You are honest.

Raiders:
we are coming back home later. Do you think most Nigerians living in America have plans to remain in US forever. Most of us will return back when we achieve our different goals and mission in America. I am not going to spend the rest of my life here.

Surely brotherly. As I don come here, I no go leave until I grab their potentials which I won't deny they have good ones. The bills and too many "rights" are just the only negative aspect of the country. Person go see say your car break no good, instead of him to give you chance, he go wan make you hit am mek he claim damages. Mad people

tit:


una dey enjoy ooo!
central heater
central ac
like in airport?

My dear forget all those names o. This is the land of bills. if you receive 10 mails in a month, atleast 4 na bill

IdiAmin1:
Surely brotherly. As I don come here, I no go leave until I grab their potentials which I won't deny they have good ones. The bills and too many "rights" are just the only negative aspect of the country. Person go see say your car break no good, instead of him to give you chance, he go wan make you hit am mek he claim damages. Mad people

No vex o, me sef don join them o even if the mugu dey speed I go dey waka.

tit:


una dey enjoy ooo!
central heater
central ac
like in airport?

Don't worry, after paying electric bills for that, you go prefer dancing around a firewood fire during winter instead

IdiAmin1:
Don't worry, after paying electric bills for that, you go prefer dancing around a firewood fire during winter instead

so you dance like the father christmas we see in film?
una dey enjoy ooo.
i go like make my children play for snow small too.

please tell me how snow be?

IdiAmin1:
Don't worry, after paying electric bills for that, you go prefer dancing around a firewood fire during winter instead

slimmy05:
No vex o, me sef don join them o even if the mugu dey speed I go dey waka.

Unto insurance things abi

Akata or Latino gangster never jam your car be that nau. Person never jam you and threaten you with gun before?

IdiAmin1:
Don't worry, after paying electric bills for that, you go prefer dancing around a firewood fire during winter instead

This statement make remember the family of 8 in Maryland that died due to Carbonoxide poisoning when their electricity was cut off.

I remember when I first move to the US and was living with my uncle in Carson LA. He was really upset at me when I left the AC on overnight because of the bills. You know we don't pay NEPA bill in Nigeria and the average Nigerian can leave his light, AC and TV on even when nobody is around.
I didn't understand how bills work then till I move out and started living by myself in San Francisco.

IdiAmin1:
Unto insurance things abi

Akata or Latino gangster never jam your car be that nau. Person never jam you and threaten you with gun before?

I no dey where those mungo park them full. Them Don use racism jail most of the crack heads

tit:


so you dance like the father christmas we see in film?
una dey enjoy ooo.
i go like make my children play for snow small too.

please tell me how snow be?

You need firsthand experience. Na people wey come newly that one dey trip. I bin dey mumu dey go up hill dey enjoy am until pneumonia wan kill me. Dey no dey tell old man mek he comot hand for fire

IdiAmin1:
You need firsthand experience. Na people wey come newly that one dey trip. I bin dey mumu dey go up hill dey enjoy am until pneumonia wan kill me. Dey no dey tell old man mek he comot hand for fire

When I land O'hare airport, my uncle trick me make I come outside wait for am. If you see the kind cold wey hammer me, my nose begin drip, I no fit fill my hand. I dey outside for 20mins before the guy show for my back dey laugh me.

Welcome to America, all the western union this is how I got them

slimmy05:
I no dey where those mungo park them full. Them Don use racism jail most of the crack heads

Na Dem be problem here oo. Loud Latino music everywhere. You know say Hollywood dey nearby so a lot of wannabes full here. Many of them dey dey drunk on early Monday morning sef. No work, just waiting on tax return to buy new Dodge Charger

IdiAmin1:
Unto insurance things abi

Akata or Latino gangster never jam your car be that nau. Person never jam you and threaten you with gun before?

First rule in America especially in LA is to mind your business. I think more 10% of people living in LA have mental and drug problem. I saw on the news the other day the black lady who was shot in front of a police officer by gang member just because she laugh at a man who was driving. Those guys non dey fear LAPD

slimmy05:
When I land O'hare airport, my uncle trick me make I come outside wait for am. If you see the kind cold wey hammer me, my nose begin drip, I no fit fill my hand. I dey outside for 20mins before the guy show for my back dey laugh me.

Welcome to America, all the western union this is how I got them

hahahaha. One guy for western union don ask me why I dey bone face whenever I come their office. "are you not happy with our services" I simply grinned and asked him if ever he smiled while paying bills

IdiAmin1:
Na Dem be problem here oo. Loud Latino music everywhere. You know say Hollywood dey nearby so a lot of wannabes full here. Many of them dey dey drunk on early Monday morning sef. No work, just waiting on tax return to buy new Dodge Charger

Those dudes are not clean.

slimmy05:
When I land O'hare airport, my uncle trick me make I come outside wait for am. If you see the kind cold wey hammer me, my nose begin drip, I no fit fill my hand. I dey outside for 20mins before the guy show for my back dey laugh me.

Welcome to America, all the western union this is how I got them

Are you based in Chicago?

IdiAmin1:
hahahaha. One guy for western union don ask me why I dey bone face whenever I come their office. "are you not happy with our services" I simply grinned and asked him if ever he smiled while paying bills

Raiders:
Are you based in Chicago?

No, my uncle is based there. I'm in Tennessee