₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Join Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 2,276,840 members, 4,989,535 topics. Date: Wednesday, 19 June 2019 at 01:56 PM

Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? - Family (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Family / Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? (3973 Views)

Guys, Would You Allow Your Sister's Husband Beat Her In your presence? / When Your Presence Is Ruining The Show / Hilarious Nigeria: What If Your Wife SLAPS Your Mum? (2) (3) (4)

(1) (2) (3) (Reply) (Go Down)

Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by amokeme(f): 1:28am On Apr 16, 2015
wouldn't help but LOL @"subsequently beat the hell out of her"
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by amokeme(f): 1:29am On Apr 16, 2015
couldn't help but LOL @"subsequently beat the hell out of her"
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by excellentmomma(f): 8:38pm On Apr 16, 2015
dinachi:

So it is only when MEN beat a woman, that it is abuse? So a wife slapping her MIL is not physical abuse? Pls quit clowning! grin grin grin
Any woman that raises her hands on my mother is a goner. Whatever I do to her is justifiable.
So my sister if another lady slaps your mum are you going to hug and blow her kisses?

When two women are fighting it can't be called abuse. My mum can never do what will make someone slap her sha, she doesn't delve into her son's marriages. Den tell me if you married Dangote's daughter "she will be a goner" lolzzz, d next day na inside kirikiri you go find yourself dey beg. If I marry any man and his mother slaps me first in my own house, I will beat her well well and nothing will happen. Highest marriage will scatter. I won't even miss them anytime I remember MIL was so domineering to the point of slapping me. You gerrit now. #wink# women are empowered these days o and we know our right.

2 Likes 1 Share

Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by roughneck: 8:54pm On Apr 16, 2015
"blue and black"
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by dinachi(m): 7:25am On May 18, 2015
excellentmomma:

When two women are fighting it can't be called abuse. My mum can never do what will make someone slap her sha, she doesn't delve into her son's marriages. Den tell me if you married Dangote's daughter "she will be a goner" lolzzz, d next day na inside kirikiri you go find yourself dey beg. If I marry any man and his mother slaps me first in my own house, I will beat her well well and nothing will happen. Highest marriage will scatter. I won't even miss them anytime I remember MIL was so domineering to the point of slapping me. You gerrit now. #wink# women are empowered these days o and we know our right.
You are not smart at all! So if your MIL slaps you, you will beat her black and blue but if you slap your husbands mother, your husband should just hold you and make peace, abi. You are dumber than I ever thought! So you think it is only abuse only when a man is the perpetrator? So you don't know that abuse has no gender? If any woman try that rubbish with my mother, mortuary straight! I will so deal with her and enjoy it thoroughly. In fact, after I am done with her, I will hold her down and invite my mother to finish work#wink#. You gerrit now! Men have always been empowered, we know our right!

1 Like

Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by AfricanApple(f): 9:02am On May 18, 2015
excellentmomma:
Two wrongs don't make a right. There are better ways to handle such. If I were the man, I can send her packing for a while and take it up from there.
I'll watch is she gonna be remorseful? I'll also take care of mum and find out details why what happened, happened. I'll also pray.
Things can take shape from there.

But beating the wife is a no, no.
tah! in dis situation two wrongs will make a right o. even if it was her own mum she slapped in her brother's presence, I'm sure the bro will retaliate. I can't even imagine the kind of anger that would make one to do that
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by AfricanApple(f): 9:07am On May 18, 2015
excellentmomma:


When two women are fighting it can't be called abuse. My mum can never do what will make someone slap her sha, she doesn't delve into her son's marriages. Den tell me if you married Dangote's daughter "she will be a goner" lolzzz, d next day na inside kirikiri you go find yourself dey beg. If I marry any man and his mother slaps me first in my own house, I will beat her well well and nothing will happen. Highest marriage will scatter. I won't even miss them anytime I remember MIL was so domineering to the point of slapping me. You gerrit now. #wink# women are empowered these days o and we know our right.
please don't tell me you are the type of woman I just finished reading about in another thread. I think you should look at the dictionary again for the word abuse. I mean your post sounds hypocritical... no insult intended
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by excellentmomma(f): 10:56am On May 18, 2015
dinachi:

You are not smart at all! So if your MIL slaps you, you will beat her black and blue but if you slap your husbands mother, your husband should just hold you and make peace, abi. You are dumber than I ever thought! So you think it is only abuse only when a man is the perpetrator? So you don't know that abuse has no gender? If any woman try that rubbish with my mother, mortuary straight! I will so deal with her and enjoy it thoroughly. In fact, after I am done with her, I will hold her down and invite my mother to finish work#wink#. You gerrit now! Men have always been empowered, we know our right!

In ur dumbskull u didn't hear me say I can't slap first, but if she does first I won't take it, well u know the kind of woman you can treat like dat, for me no messing around with me, but trust I won't look for trouble first. I'm sure ur type is the one women deal with well well, lolzzz, see ur ass see mortuary, I hear u, she go just fold her hands and watch u and ur mum kill her like dat, I don hear
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by dinachi(m): 11:58pm On May 18, 2015
excellentmomma:

In ur dumbskull u didn't hear me say I can't slap first, but if she does first I won't take it, well u know the kind of woman you can treat like dat, for me no messing around with me, but trust I won't look for trouble first. I'm sure ur type is the one women deal with well well, lolzzz, see ur ass see mortuary, I hear u, she go just fold her hands and watch u and ur mum kill her like dat, I don hear
Rotten pussys like you raised by a single mother with father issues always thinks like this.I knew it ! There is no way a real woman will even tolerate any form of abuse on her mother by anybody talk more of a man watching while his wife slaps his mother. I know you hate your mother so much and wish her dead but others love their mothers so well and will not hesitate to beat seven shades of poo out ta your ass if you go anywhere near their mother. You are a shame to motherhood and all it entails.
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by lastnogood(f): 3:53am On May 19, 2015
Honestly,

The situation will have to be extremely dire for a woman to resort into hitting her MIL. I would right away blame the husband for that. He must be able to keep both wife and mother in their own lanes. Both deserve respect in her own way. Mother gave you life. Wife continues your name with bearing your children.

It's never right to raise your hand on somebody unless your very life depends on it. So unless, beating his wife will save his wife, he'll find another way to deal with her.

However, I'm inclined to think that his pride is at stake. It takes a real man to control this type of situation. In order to keep peace and maintain healthy relationships. He honestly beat his wife to save face with mummy. Mother would automatically think that he's not in control of his marriage if the wife is lashing out in this matter. Wife would think man is a mama's boy if he can't stand up for himself and demand respect for his wife.
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by freshvine(f): 3:10pm On May 19, 2015
excellentmomma:


When two women are fighting it can't be called abuse. My mum can never do what will make someone slap her sha, she doesn't delve into her son's marriages. Den tell me if you married Dangote's daughter "she will be a goner" lolzzz, d next day na inside kirikiri you go find yourself dey beg. If I marry any man and his mother slaps me first in my own house, I will beat her well well and nothing will happen. Highest marriage will scatter. I won't even miss them anytime I remember MIL was so domineering to the point of slapping me. You gerrit now. #wink# women are empowered these days o and we know our right.

If your husband provoke your mother in his house during her omugwo obligation and she lost her peace and slapped him:

a) Will you support your husband to beat her black and blue since abuse is not selective of gender?

b) Plead with your husband to let bygone be bygone?

c) Join your mother to pass aggressive judgment on him since he is the culprit of the ugly situation

d) Put a blind eye while the settle their scores in whatever violent nature deem appropriate

You have 2 minutes and your time starts now


Clue: No mother in law go slapping daughter in law without being provoked.
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by freshvine(f): 3:27pm On May 19, 2015
excellentmomma:


In ur dumbskull u didn't hear me say I can't slap first, but if she does first I won't take it, well u know the kind of woman you can treat like dat, for me no messing around with me, but trust I won't look for trouble first. I'm sure ur type is the one women deal with well well, lolzzz, see ur ass see mortuary, I hear u, she go just fold her hands and watch u and ur mum kill her like dat, I don hear

Your father visited you in your matrimonial home and had a disturbing disagreement with your husband which led him slapping the young man for a comment he made which seem inappropriate and insultive.

Owing that no human is perfect and we'd have our elastic limit, will you

a) Encourage your hubby to beat your father black and blue?

b) Pretend not to care and let them settle their problems bone to bone since two males fighting won't be considered abuse

c) Beg hubby to chop slap and let go.


Good luck. I wish you an A's
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by excellentmomma(f): 5:38pm On May 19, 2015
freshvine:


If your husband provoke your mother in his house during her omugwo obligation and she lost her peace and slapped him:

a) Will you support your husband to beat her black and blue since abuse is not selective of gender?

b) Plead with your husband to let bygone be bygone?

c) Join your mother to pass aggressive judgment on him since he is the culprit of the ugly situation

d) Put a blind eye while the settle their scores in whatever violent nature deem appropriate

You have 2 minutes and your time starts now


Clue: No mother in law go slapping daughter in law without being provoked.

Some women can go jealous and overboard o, bro, lolzz. If not what will provoke an adult to slap another adult first. Me I won't take anybody slapping me sha. When I'm not her house girl.

So my mum when she is not mad, how can she slap my husband, fyi, my mum has been living with me for a while now, she serves him. Not that he doesn't hv any fault, but she can only complain to me. I have also lived with inlaws, everybody knows their limits.
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by excellentmomma(f): 5:55pm On May 19, 2015
dinachi:
Rotten pussys like you raised by a single mother with father issues always thinks like this.I knew it ! There is no way a real woman will even tolerate any form of abuse on her mother by anybody talk more of a man watching while his wife slaps his mother. I know you hate your mother so much and wish her dead but others love their mothers so well and will not hesitate to beat seven shades of poo out ta your ass if you go anywhere near their mother. You are a shame to motherhood and all it entails.

Poor man, lolzz, I said I will so deal with u and ur rotten pussy mama, next time una go respect una self, slap me in my house, no way. It's a product of rotten pussy like you dat knows one when dey see one. So go back to ur "labourer" job and stop trolling.
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Nobody: 6:08pm On May 19, 2015
Albie:
I will grab her and kiss her
buhahahahhhahahahahah! You are not being truthful.
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Nobody: 6:10pm On May 19, 2015
naturally:
I'll kiss her deeply






Then bite off her tongue
cheesy grin cheesy grin cheesy grin lmaooooo
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Nobody: 6:15pm On May 19, 2015
Funny Responses so far, can't stop laughing.


The truth is even a pope cannot be calm in this situation, definitely the beast in him will come out.



Good thing is Popes don't get married.

1 Like

Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Venom104: 6:19pm On May 19, 2015
Just thinking about now sef dey make me provoke.. Not to even talk if e come happen..
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by KingTom(m): 6:38pm On May 19, 2015
Adufetohposh:
Funny Responses so far, can't stop laughing.


The truth is even a pope cannot be calm in this situation, definitely the beast in him will come out.



Good thing is Popes don't get married.
Your boobs have been causing confusion for me today cry
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Nobody: 6:41pm On May 19, 2015
KingTom:
Your boobs have been causing confusion for me today cry
my friend face front! angry


Ashawo Doctor
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by KingTom(m): 6:42pm On May 19, 2015
Adufetohposh:
my friend face front! angry

Ashawo Doctor
Yes ma, I am Facing front grin
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Nobody: 6:44pm On May 19, 2015
KingTom:
Yes ma, I am Facing front grin
Good boy.

Don't forget to vote for sandrahnaub wink

2 Likes

Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by KingTom(m): 6:48pm On May 19, 2015
Adufetohposh:
Good boy.
Don't forget to vote for sandrahnaub wink
Ok Manchester Ma grin
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Nobody: 6:49pm On May 19, 2015
Beht kingtom I don't see no boobs there nah!




Adufetohposh:
my friend face front! angry


Ashawo Doctor
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by boolet: 6:50pm On May 19, 2015
naturally:
I'll kiss her deeply
Then bite off her tongue
Werey grin
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by KingTom(m): 6:52pm On May 19, 2015
olaxco2f:
Beht kingtom I don't see no boobs there nah!




You blind? grin
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by freshvine(f): 6:57pm On May 19, 2015
excellentmomma:


Some women can go jealous and overboard o, bro, lolzz. If not what will provoke an adult to slap another adult first. Me I won't take anybody slapping me sha. When I'm not her house girl.

So my mum when she is not mad, how can she slap my husband, fyi, my mum has been living with me for a while now, she serves him. Not that he doesn't hv any fault, but she can only complain to me. I have also lived with inlaws, everybody knows their limits.

Funny you. How you have created a perfect scenario for your disposition. Read the thread title, it's suggestive I only rephrase it for encompassing directions
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by Nobody: 7:07pm On May 19, 2015
Errr no I no blind!

KingTom:
You blind? grin

I think say na bilikini she wore ni

Abi u unclad her via telescopic ni?


Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by dinachi(m): 7:24pm On May 19, 2015
excellentmomma:

Poor man, lolzz, I said I will so deal with u and ur rotten pussy mama, next time una go respect una self, slap me in my house, no way. It's a product of rotten pussy like you dat knows one when dey see one. So go back to ur "labourer" job and stop trolling.
Rotten pussy, you still dey talk? You sound so much like an asshole loaded with shiiiiiit! No respect for peoples mothers. Are you addicted to foolery? See hand way you go use slap sef grin grin.
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by KingTom(m): 8:21pm On May 19, 2015
olaxco2f:
Errr no I no blind!


I think say na bilikini she wore ni
Abi u unclad her via telescopic ni?

You dey doubt me grin
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by jrerico1(m): 8:51pm On May 19, 2015
Ahhh! I can't stand for any explanation, why can't she persevere no matter the burden, for her to think of raising her hand at my mother in my presence she is not a good wife, she'll find where she belong. I can't take that from anyone
Re: Your Wife Slaps Your Mother In Your Presence, What Would You Do ? by innervoice(m): 9:15pm On May 19, 2015
Slap his mother? Like seriously?! Who would marry such a woman at all?

(1) (2) (3) (Reply)

Have you Ever Lost Pet a That Was So Dear To The Family? / Pls Share Ur Experience With A C Section / Why Do African Men Act Like They Are Doing Women A Favour…?

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (0) (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2019 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 139
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.