youngies:

A mara m na imaghi na udiri aji di nwa ada n'ukwu nwechere umu anumanu bi ebe ahu na echekwa ojolojolo ya.

Thanks for the info. Owu ya wu nam ga eji lawn mower. Kee size lawn mower irecomendiri, owu tractor size ka owu hand pushed. I think nga ebu tractor size, Iroko tree nwere ike ino there. Nwa ahu anaghi aza Osisi for nothing.

youngies:

ha eme ya ihe nwanyi uzbekistan mere nke Tosh na city center.

The truth don dey come out. Onu ana agba egbe ona acho condom. I said it, ihe awugi anya oma. Biko kowara anyi oohhhh, maybe from there anyi ga amata what happened truly to ihe Pres. Ike kpe, owu nke Pres ka ona e'useu now. Osi anyi na owu Bank lady, youngies kowaaa biko.

Tosh ga wetere m my sometin biko, Agabeghi m uzbekistan b4 how come my thing ga eji buru m uzo ka uzbek.

Ochighi kwa m ka ihe mu fake oyibo na uzbek biko.

Osis some people si na iroko tree abuo no ebe ahu? owu eziokwu?
the highest i have seen wu ofu iroko na ofu ugbaka
Osisi na u biko, after u na chewin gum.

Mehn
ole udi mekpa ahu bu ihe?ole mgbe nonsense-ia ga akwusi na ala anyi esp na ala igbo?
cherekwanu,mu na dim na umu ejima anyi gara i lerepu anya na Orlu,o nwere ebe oku na ewnu na up ebe ahu,aha di place a gbalam nchefu mana ebe ahu di nso na ulo govano b4,Achike Udenwa.
Now,cud u guys believe na anyi plus other ppl no ebe ahu na eri ego anyi kpatara _{God knows how we did}   mgbe Udenwa batara.kama o ga e nwere oche dika ibe ya ,imakwa na o kpo ndi akpo obi were nochisie everywhere,o nweghikwa onye ga apu ma o bu bata abata.onye o bula ga etukwuru dia tilllllllll mgbe o bula o jiri laa  
Nri nwam no na ugboala,umu akam na ebe akwa yET i was not allowed to puo outside.i had to sit back rute mgbe Udenwa lara   the msot stupid and annoying thing ha na ekwu was"ihe o bula i riri from mgbe udenwa batara till mgbe o puru bu free" free my ike
what rubbish  
owu Udenwa kpom ga dia?i was forced to bring out my omaricha ara _{meant for Faky alone}   were nye umuaka m nri right inside the place  
Ndi Orlu biko unu teta na ura.
i think i wud sue him or the joint owners  

Ikomi,zuzuwe
Romy,e nwerem okuku igbo.fresh and wet  
agaba,loooooooooooooooving cant done  
@mmadu dum,ya gazie  

Look Pres,iwe na ewem 
infact ha wetaram dat ur thing ka m jide ya till i finish with ya bros Udenwa 
okwa ima di place?aha ya gbaram nchefu now.
kedu?mu na ije .LOL

ole ebe i huru Iroko na ugba?nnenne 
@Youngies,ole otu e si akpo "Uzbekistan"?

Ify why ka ijiri buputa ara gia dara ada ebe Udenwa no, kee odika insult wu ihe to udeson and the entire Orlu kingdom.
U berra go and appologise to my people.

I na aju m ebe nhuru iroko na ugba ka aga asi na imahu, i'gbutu go the ugba? U promised to chop it down last yr, have ya?

Odika i'choro ma tin again this yr, me kwa ngwa ngwa now nno around.

ifyalways:

Ikomi,zuzuwe

Is dat wat u call it? This thread anyi meheri the other day has gotten to 10 already, Ogagi ara ahu, oru 100 then Seun na ndi otuya akpochie the thread.

U know my joy about that, at least anyi agaa ama, ma Achike Udenwa okpochi'naghi na boot moto ya movuo.

ifyalways:

ole ebe i huru Iroko na ugba?nnenne 

Oga awukpa there, oga awukpa there, Ify ur a genius. No doubt oga awukpa there.

Pres,i wud pretend i did not see or read those things.  
unu ga anu from me na oge na adighi anya,Ndi Orlu,infact "Amaifeke" nile.
LOL,its truly ama ndi Ofeke  
I know u are dying for a piece of the cake,u wont get it  
Pres,honestly the idea a dighi nma.onye o bula biara iri ego ya,no one shld intimidate or discomfort anyone maka anything.Udenwa cho,o ga zuru priavate joint nke ya  
kedu maka nnenne?
unu abuo wunu ndi aruru ala abuo,anyi ga ama onye ga aghogbu ibe ya at last    
@Ikomi,e nweghim ur time  old cargo dika gi 

Ikomi:

Oga awukpa there, oga awukpa there, Ify ur a genius. No doubt oga awukpa there.

Bia Ikommiri respectia ur manhood ebe ahu? ify mma ebe nhuru ya, ocho kwara ka nhu ya again.
Ya mee ngwa ngwa b4 sunday evening  anyi

Ify imego apology to ma people?

Your ppl ga anu from me soon.nwayo nwayo ka eju ji ari na elu ogwu(thorns),ha ga anu from me soon
Ikommiri e nwere manhood? they said hes got just a boyhood,as tiny as
ole mgbe o nweziri this rapid growth?
Pres tunyerem azu !

presido1:

Bia Ikommiri respectia ur manhood ebe ahu?

Wat do u mean?   Ikporo nwatakiri ahu without any dowry paid. I bia eba na aba mba.

Ify hapu ama ndi ofeke, ka ama ndi ofeke hapu gi. Iriela nu ihe na ato gi,u just cant leave ama ofeke.  

Ikomi:


Ify hapu ama ndi ofeke, ka ama ndi ofeke hapu gi. Iriela nu ihe na ato gi,u just cant leave ama ofeke. 

rofl
Amaifeke na A-line wu my fav spot na dat side 
Isi ewu na okpa efi washed down with better up-wine,imanu what follows next 
Yeah,i wont leave Ofeke, "ama and all " ,nyuo anwu 

ifyalways:

Isi ewu na okpa efi washed down with better up-wine,imanu what follows next 
Yeah,i wont leave Ofeke,do ya worst 

Ha enye gi sausage? Sausage na anaghi eri na publiky.

Ikomi:

Ha enye gi sausage? Sausage na anaghi eri na publiky.

gini wu sausage? 
i deal with better osisi akpu babe,filling and longlasting  not some tiny,2 minutes sausage 
rofl,hmmn,okwa threadia . . . . . .ara ga agba ndi ara

Ify na Ikomi ahu na ha eme unu paulina paulina.
Ify odi ka ichoro boyhood na abalia?

Ikomi which dowry are u on about? iwu papa ya ka iwu onye village ha.

Ify Amaifeke na emeta ngwongwo ofuma, ka adighi m eri ngwongwo
ihe na eri ngwongwo bekee ma obu ngwongwo nke no in between
I'choro inyem ya. lagos to abijan adighi kwa far.

lol-ing
ejule ha ndi nne nwanyi.Pres i si ma m choro inye gi what?but cherekwa,honestly na frankly,m nye gi,i ga eri?
aha nne nnem wu Paulina,ole otu i si mara?
boyhood bu maka girls scouts,a chorom manhood as onye xtian mother m wu.LOL
U have to pay nnennes dowry this yr we all wud see to that

presido1:

Ikomi which dowry are u on about? iwu papa ya ka iwu onye village ha.

Comon go and sit down!

Ituru nwa ahu ka okuko, and u still want to kaidele umune ya anya.

Look Pres take time.

ifyalways:

Pres i si ma m choro inye gi what?but cherekwa,honestly na frankly,m nye gi,i ga eri?

lekwa odika ajuju ina aju ka ino na elementary skool, nye nu m first nga eri okwa gi ewere ihe gi back. abi e-go spoil if i no choplet.

Dowry wu in the olden days, naw i wan reverse the thing, gyls and there family will start paying dowry on our head. If not i will turn to rev father. Thank God aka m wu Virgin, then nga echangi aha m to Rev Virginus Odinkeomere? Mba.

Ikomi:

Comon go and sit down!
Ituru nwa ahu ka okuko, and u still want to kaidele umune ya anya.
Look Pres take time.

Bia echem ma iwu nwa Aba, kee kwanu nbosi ijiri wuru onye isiukwuato? Ify warnu kwaa ur boyhood friend oo.

Ikomi:

Comon go and sit down!

Ituru nwa ahu ka okuko, and u still want to kaidele umune ya anya.

Look Pres take time.

nwayo kwa.ice water pls
Ikomi,i have noticed that ur written abi spoken igbo have greatly improved.thnks to this thread
Pres,iko gi ga eju very soon.Norokw na acho onye ga enyetu gi ozo,agaba is abt to score more goals there.
kpara akwu kpara akwu ,onye nwe isi akwu nwe isi akwu.
Pres take ya oge

Isikwuato na Aba nwere otu oke(boundary). Ngbe nbi na Aba, on my bed, if I role to one side, anom na Aba, if I role to the other anom na Isikwuato. Which means beedi mu no na elu boundary then.  

Pres anyi na eche kwa gi, and iwere time limit.  

unu ga egbu mmadu nga 
Pres,wepu aka enwe na ofe.
ihe e meziri e mezi,a na akpo ya ifeoma.
gi na nnenne ga mezie iko ahu unu kwara kemgbe.

Ify
which agaba are u talking about? agaba wey i catch for chinese store ebe ono na azu ogwu enlargementi. Ify u are missing sometin maka chineke. Nke Ikomi kaa nke agaba 100 times. Juru kwa toshmani.

Ikomi  bedi gi ahu no na boundry ga eme chaa noro na middle. then when u turn gi ahu onwe gi na arochukwu.

Ify onwere ego ndi scotland edere arochukwu na ahu ya. Mary slazor obiara arochukwu?

ifyalways:

gi na nnenne ga mezie iko ahu unu kwara kemgbe.

Iche ma nnenne wu odika mmadu gi? nnenne wu Virginia ma owuru na imaghi press wu Virginus

i si ego?
ga di nearest WU office and sendiaram otu ka m hu ya live and direct.
i na aju ma queen Eliza na Mary a biara Arogod,o na i maghi na o bu from dia ka ozioma na ihe oma nile siri bata ala igbo?
agaba,zuru ka o mee,i cant ask for more.Inspite of ihe nile,am sure hes the place i ONLY want to be forever.loviiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing u babe
ihe na emekwa
pres,di way i ji na Aro front na back,i hope na i naghi arigo nwa ada arogod elu?

presido1:



Iche ma nnenne wu odika mmadu gi? nnenne wu Virginia ma owuru na imaghi press wu Virginus

felimbombo can pass as Virgin then. 
Threadia na ha aga 11 pages.  ndi ofe mmanu na a-try so hard to meet up but no  way 
erhm . . . . .gini bu page na igbo? Echelon na Youngies?
Igwe,Uche2nna,Nuzo,markemmy,Niajaking na dni ozo a gbala oso.Threadia bu maka ndi egwu kara obi.not forgetting chika too,lolo Romy.LOL
Pres,i nwere palmmy?a kpiri na akpom nku.(thirsty)

presido1:

Ify onwere ego ndi scotland edere arochukwu na ahu ya. Mary slazor obiara arochukwu?

That is very true, I was so flabbergasted (oyibo)  , the day I saw it. Owu ya mere ndi Aro ahun na eme ka ha makara every other tribe na ihe.

presido1:

ma owuru na imaghi press wu Virginus

Pres emela transplant, Pres ahapula amu yaaaaoooooo. Eeeeeeeooooooooo.  

presido1:

Ify why ka ijiri buputa[b] ara gia dara ada ebe Udenwa no[/b], kee odika insult wu ihe to udeson and the entire Orlu kingdom.
U berra go and appologise to my people.

I na aju m ebe nhuru iroko na ugba ka aga asi na imahu, i'gbutu go the ugba? U promised to chop it down last yr, have ya?

Odika i'choro ma tin again this yr, me kwa ngwa ngwa now nno around.

Onye anu ewu na-erutere si na o na-esi ka nsi. Popopo biko.

Ara ekete ka iji a gba okoso? O dika ara ya akpasulagi iwe? Sorry! A mam na ara kwu oto na-akpasu nwoke iwe.

am confounded (bekee)
unu sendiaranu m ego owu.seeing is believing.

WU ko WU ni, Nga enye gi na aka no by WU.
Ejim de ego now, agara ichengi ya ndi aboki asim na ha agaghi azu ihe na azu nke queen.
nsi ha ubankwudu ka(meaning una father) ha ewere daga ma amiri egbe oso ataa every where.
Odika ha amaghi na awu m nwa Over rail Aba.

agaba123:

A mam na ara kwu oto na-akpasu nwoke iwe.

Ara Ify ona akwu oto? O nwere okwu?  

M na ogwu enlargement

I don laff die.  A na m acho ogwu reduction bro.
Chei ewu a taa m igu na isi.
Ify nne m inukwa?

ifyalways:

Pres,i nwere palmmy?a kpiri na akpom nku.(thirsty)

What i understand from is "throat dey call u fire wood" kee zi oge akpiri bidoro kwuwe uka.

Agaba osi nini mere? no be i see for Brixton? ekwe kwala ka m weputa photo nsere gi now.

Biko gba oso
Onye aruru ala. iche na m bu gi.

kedu etu Osisi si wee hudu amu gi? I makwa na O gi ka O ji ekwu ihe ndia niile.

Chei

Presido. Anyway sha O bughi gi mere onwegi

rofl@over rail aba. Pres iwu bussssssssssssssssssssh boyoyo  
@agaba,i na atupuru Pres onu.onu uzom na eme ndakapu,am trying to nail together pls     o nwere ike i di possible as am still dia  
@Ikomi,what a/an ajuju.  

Pres,go to hell