Chei
Oya ji Tosh onye nke ebidoro taa.

i am a black guy. i am educated and civilised. no criminal records. i dont smoke. not history of problems with the police or other law enforcement agents. i am nigerian. ibo. in a few months i intend to marry another black girl. she is beautiful and well brought up. educated and even richer than me by far.

anyone who thinks black on black marriage is a mistake can go and rot in hell. but i'll never marry those flat arsed, pale, skinny flat chested and mannerless women that surround the whole western world.

i love my girl and our marriage will work in jesus name. . . . .AMEN

Toshmann the great
Black and Proud
African forever
Naija 4 life
Igbo for Blood 

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-59331.32.html#bot

Igbo's for life jare, one love

ifyalways:

Ewu Idoma Seun,Nkita ekuke,nwa bingo dika seun lechara omaricah threadi anyi na akpo "mumbo jumbo"?unu gwa ya na o bu akpa skull ya abuo bu mumbo na jumbo  
A tarom the ijiji,o dika o hutara obere changi na akpa ya isi we zaa ya ka rice abakaliki a banyere na mmiri oku.ujo a dighi ya,o mere ihu ka nkpi e reforo na bazaar bia kpochie threadi ndi igbo.unu gwakwa ya oooo,ya a nwakwa anwa na ndu ya mere ihu ka pigeon e jiri chuo ajo mmuo na sabbath bata na threadia ozo else. . .Iyi erie ya  
@Ozi,a din nma.owu ofeke congo seun mere iwe jiri we mu ntakiri.lol kedu?
@Romy na Agaba,o bu onye mupu ejima o dikwa ime ejima ozo?o burugodu na onye na asu di akwu du igwe(king) ma o bu igwe(iron)lol  
anyway,threadia kulitere bandi elu .a maghim na some ppl here bu ndi igbo b4?  
kedunu maka Pres,Tosh,Ikomi,Ogamba,Elos-agos,jenny,asha na ndi ozo?
o deshi  
@Romy,i gana China mbu?i ma Johnny  

Ify agara m China mana amaghim Johnny unless ma o na aza afa ozo ebe ahu

agaba123:

Romeo,

Kedukwa nke agaba mere ugbua?

O na buzi ihe ojo i ziko mmadu uzo?

Imakwa aka m juru eju.     Ify gbara surplus
so no eyes right

hehehhee Toshie anaghi afuta azu gi these days

Agaba na Tosh,way unu dikwa egwu
Romy,m ga aju nke oma.o bu ajo nwa-nnunnu.
@Agaba o bu Toshie anyi dere ihea?ole mgbe o dere ya?isi a dighi di boyyy nma.
IBK,ndewwo.Igbo princess

@Ify
Kedu my queen

ibkaye:

Igbo's for life jare, one love  

If that Boy is still wasting time let me know I'll marry you sharp sharp

ifyalways:

 
Agaba na Tosh,way unu dikwa egwu  
Romy,m ga aju nke oma.o bu ajo nwa-nnunnu.
@Agaba o bu Toshie anyi dere ihea?ole mgbe o dere ya?isi a dighi di boyyy nma.  
IBK,ndewwo.Igbo princess  

Ngwa nu juo nke oma  

romeo:

If that Boy is still wasting time let me know I'll marry you sharp sharp

Ngwa nu juo nke oma  

Lmao, how did you know there was any 'boy' sha?

Ibk do you want to be my Juliet? (Holding a stylishly desisgned tiny gift box on bended knees)

Juliet ke? Funny

shame no dey catch you!! with all the ring ceremony wey i do!!

ring ceremony for where? you call that pretzel you showed me a ring? who do you think you are deceiving? because you sprayed it with gold paint abi? shame no dey catch you!!

Nne Obi gi di too much ohh!! when are we going for the Ring of your choice?

who is 'we'? don't you know that I am already married?

Ok i was only trying to rescue you from loneliness

Haba, I am far from lonely jor, my husband even gave me one sweet name, 'Nkem', you sef, I thought you were married too? 

ibkaye:

Haba, I am far from lonely jor, my husband even gave me one sweet name, 'Nkem', you sef, I thought you were married too? 

Ohhh My!! Nke ya? well it's all good lol, are you my wife? how u go dey think say person don marry like that?

romeo:

Ohhh My!! Nke ya? well it's all good lol, are you my wife? how u go dey think say person don marry like that?

How can I be your wife when you married that girl 'Ngozi', I even attended your wedding, ah ahn

abeg no come spoil show for nairaland which one come be ngozi again? Onye bu Ngozi? ana akpo ya Haby

Lol spoil kini, na the truth jor

Em, you know I don't speak igbo right?

Kedu ka m ga esi were mara na inaghi asu igbo? okwa o na akpo gi "Nkem" ? ana m akpom nkem Haby

Look at this one, I will call my husband to translate o

As soon as he gets back from work

Ewu Idoma Seun,Nkita ekuke,nwa bingo dika seun lechara omaricah threadi anyi na akpo "mumbo jumbo"?unu gwa ya na o bu akpa skull ya abuo bu mumbo na jumbo
A tarom the ijiji,o dika o hutara obere changi na akpa ya isi we zaa ya ka rice abakaliki a banyere na mmiri oku.ujo a dighi ya,o mere ihu ka nkpi e reforo na bazaar bia kpochie threadi ndi igbo.unu gwakwa ya oooo,ya a nwakwa anwa na ndu ya mere ihu ka pigeon e jiri chuo ajo mmuo na sabbath bata na threadia ozo else. . .Iyi erie ya
@Ozi,a din nma.owu ofeke congo seun mere iwe jiri we mu ntakiri.lol kedu?
@Romy na Agaba,o bu onye mupu ejima o dikwa ime ejima ozo?o burugodu na onye na asu di akwu du igwe(king) ma o bu igwe(iron)lol
anyway,threadia kulitere bandi elu .a maghim na some ppl here bu ndi igbo b4?
kedunu maka Pres,Tosh,Ikomi,Ogamba,Elos-agos,jenny,asha na ndi ozo?
o deshi @Romy,i gana China mbu?i ma Johnny

O nwanne m
so a whole me
osisi mara nma n'eti eti so zi na ndi ozo?
Ify i nwe kwara respect

come to think of it, where have you guys been hiding jenny sha?

Ndi di ochi wuru wuru ngwo ka nku.

Ewu Idoma Seun,Nkita ekuke,nwa bingo dika seun lechara omaricah threadi anyi na akpo "mumbo jumbo"?unu gwa ya na o bu akpa skull ya abuo bu mumbo na jumbo 
A tarom the ijiji,o dika o hutara obere changi na akpa ya isi we zaa ya ka rice abakaliki a banyere na mmiri oku.ujo a dighi ya,o mere ihu ka nkpi e reforo na bazaar bia kpochie threadi ndi igbo.unu gwakwa ya oooo,ya a nwakwa anwa na ndu ya mere ihu ka pigeon e jiri chuo ajo mmuo na sabbath bata na threadia ozo else. . .Iyi erie ya   

This is very funny. Ify you deserve a certificate for this kain talk 

Igbo bu Igbo unu abola chi. ekele mu onye obula.

ify,

okwamu bu darfur, bkionu chetakwanu m ooo,
ndi nwe m leeee, darfur n'ekele oooooooooooooooo

darfur abiaghachila . .

agaba, gini mere? eche m na anyi emechiela chapter darfur

Umuigbo Ibe m, Babyosisi ewerego umuokorobia igbo nile mere iche ochi na nairaland . Osiri na amu anyi pere mpe ka noodle , na nke ndi ofe mmanu buru ibu

romeo:

Umuigbo Ibe m, Babyosisi ewerego umuokorobia igbo nile mere iche ochi na nairaland . Osiri na amu anyi pere mpe ka noodle , na nke ndi ofe mmanu buru ibu

Romeo kedu ebe okwuru udi okwu ahu?

O kara I gwa anyi na nke di ya pere mpe. O dika O na-agba away match with onye ofe mmanu. Ma ya burukwa na okwuru otu ahu.

Tosh nwanne m

nna m ahu gwor odeshi. kama A ga m ejere ya india.

Umuigbo anam ekele unu oooohhhhhhh.

Awum nwa afo, from Ndoru, Imo state.

Obi di mu uto ihu nzuko ahhh.

Nke onye diri ya ohhhhhhhhh.

agaba123:

Romeo kedu ebe okwuru udi okwu ahu?

O kara I gwa anyi na nke di ya pere mpe. O dika O na-agba away match with onye ofe mmanu. Ma ya burukwa na okwuru otu ahu.

Tosh nwanne m

nna m ahu gwor odeshi. kama A ga m ejere ya india.

Agaba were link ebea
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-227982.0.html