echelon:

This is very funny. Ify you deserve a certificate for this kain talk  

Eche-bobo,i na atupuru abuzu ahu onu.lol.
@Osisi na darfur/Pres elect e chefughikwam onye o bula oooo.ngwa akam na ukwum di na elu na ekele.o ga adirirrrrrrrrrrrrrrri anyi nile nma.  
darfur i chotana oru ohuru?a nurum na agaba na tosh gwara ndi hotel ahu no na city center na i na eme "peepin" ha we chuo gi na oru.

romeo:

Umuigbo Ibe m, Babyosisi ewerego umuokorobia igbo nile mere iche ochi na nairaland . Osiri na amu anyi pere mpe ka noodle , na nke ndi ofe mmanu buru ibu

a hurm threadi ahu and i was  
ole otu mmadu ga eji si na ndi igbo a naghi akulite bandi elu?
biko,i have see,saw and seen,yet have i NOT seen ndi bu engine ka umu igbo.  
boyysss igbo,i cant trade for the whole uwa.ha na ato ka sugar eg Romy  

bikonu umu nne na ummunna
obu ihe ochi ka m n'eme
unu ewela iwe

agaba shatap
Mr Nwando gbaara agba well well o

ifyalways:

ole otu mmadu ga eji si na ndi igbo a naghi akulite bandi elu?

It is not today she has been insinuating it. So I told Osisi:

Zuta drum with 2 drum sticks bute ya ebem kam kuora gi nkwa.

Till today Osisi ebute be'gi the drum. I guess ujo di ya nam na aku pieces. Maa ma kugie ya ukwu.

ifyalways:


a hurm threadi ahu and i was  
ole otu mmadu ga eji si na ndi igbo a naghi akulite bandi elu?
biko,i have see,saw and seen,yet have i NOT seen ndi bu engine ka umu igbo.  
boyysss igbo,i cant trade for the whole uwa.ha na ato ka sugar eg Romy  

Ify ima ebe akwusiri

Osisi is on her own in this nairaland from today

**osisi:

bikonu umu nne na ummunna
obu ihe ochi ka m n'eme
unu ewela iwe

agaba shatap
Mr Nwando gbaara agba well well o

Anyi a ga-aju onye?

Ikomi:

It is not today she has been insinuating it. So I told Osisi:

Zuta drum with 2 drum sticks bute ya ebem kam kuora gi nkwa.

Till today Osisi ebute be'gi the drum. I guess ujo di ya nam na aku pieces. Maa ma kugie ya ukwu.

lmao
Ikomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,so i ma aku bandi?which wavelenght buko  
left,right,center,front,back ndi igbo nwe nkwa.  

Chineke, because of one thread, na so the igbo guys wan jealous like this

ibkaye:

Chineke, because of one thread, na so the igbo guys wan jealous like this

COMOT jORRR

On behalf of osisi

Bikonu gbahara osisi maka ihe okwuru maka amu unu
egwuru egwu k'o na egwu


Bloody crybabies

KarmaMod:

On behalf of osisi

Bikonu gbahara osisi maka ihe okwuru maka amu unu
egwuru egwu k'o na egwu


Bloody crybabies

ROFL
someone has been reading our stuff.good one
Ozioma,ole gi? if u had been doing your job well,ada gi nwanyia kara i di na ekwe oyoyo ugbua.u dey slack ozioma

babyosisi mebocha anyi nile . . . . inclyding me. . . . toshmann nwa mama, anu ana agba egbe ona acho condom1, bia nakpo ndi ga ariortara ya aririo. . . osisi aruola ala. . . anyi ga eme ya ihe . . . . . .otherwise o ga eme ihe ndia ka udo diriya. . . .agaba inwekwara ike add-ia to the list

babyosisi shall bring the following for cleansing and appeasing the gods of igbo thread for her to be pardoned and re-accepted as a special sister . .

I. 2 virging cockroaches , one must be female, born in egypt and one must be male born in sudan
2. five albino mosquitoes, one must have operated in river nile.
3. five white cocks. each with a red headf
4. a housefly that has one eye.
5. a spider with 9 legs
6. 7 red candles
7. 1 piece of pure white cloth
8. 200mls of water from river jordan.
9. tortoise breast milk
10. a pice of chalk and $777.77 forwarded to spiritual acc @ jp morgan chase,  . acc#7137 666 419 AKOBT

THESE SHOULD BE DONE BEFORE MIDNIGHT. and at midnight she should go to imo river and have a bath  . . . naked . . .and wait for what the gods will ask her to do . . .

OR ELSE . . . . . . .  

unu gbaghara na edere ya n'okwu bekee

@ Tosh lol
Unu mere ya ebere.

toshmann:

babyosisi mebocha anyi nile . . . . inclyding me. . . . toshmann nwa mama, anu ana agba egbe ona acho condom1, bia nakpo ndi ga ariortara ya aririo. . . osisi aruola ala. . . anyi ga eme ya ihe . . . . . .otherwise o ga eme ihe ndia ka udo diriya. . . .agaba inwekwara ike add-ia to the list

babyosisi shall bring the following for cleansing and appeasing the gods of igbo thread for her to be pardoned and re-accepted as a special sister . .

I. 2 virging cockroaches , one must be female, born in egypt and one must be male born in sudan
2. five albino mosquitoes, one must have operated in river nile.
3. five white cocks. each with a red headf
4. a housefly that has one eye.
5. a spider with 9 legs
6. 7 red candles
7. 1 piece of pure white cloth
8. 200mls of water from river jordan.
9. tortoise breast milk
10. a pice of chalk and $777.77 forwarded to spiritual acc @ jp morgan chase, . acc#7137 666 419 AKOBT

THESE SHOULD BE DONE BEFORE MIDNIGHT. and at midnight she should go to imo river and have a bath . . . naked . . .and wait for what the gods will ask her to do . . .

OR ELSE . . . . . . .

unu gbaghara na edere ya n'okwu bekee

Tosh
Aka oru gi di mma. nani ihe foduru bu na nwa ada karmamod ga-eso ya jee saa ahu abali ahu maka aru o biara kwuo ebe a.
Tinyerekwara amu enyi na-arabeghi nwanyi.

@agaba thank you, amam na iga enyeriri support oge obula akpoturu gi
ka m ga kwado ihe eji eme ya bu sacrifice

@ify, ebere gini? nna nna anyi ha n'eti mkpu nime ala ugbu a. ha si na anyi anaghi e-representi ha well enough. maka gini, maka osisi . . .mbaa oooo, ebere lara holiday.

ifyalways:

@ Tosh lol
Unu mere ya ebere.

Ebere adighi na nkea!! nwata nwanyi kpariri onwe ya. to ad salt to injury o were sendia Akaramod ka o bia rio anyi aririo. nwekwazia ndi enyi babyosisi! no wonder o na apkariri umu boys anyi LoL

romeo:

Ebere adighi na nkea!! nwata nwanyi kpariri onwe ya. to ad salt to injury o were sendia Akaramod ka o bia rio anyi aririo. nwekwazia ndi enyi babyosisi! no wonder o na apkariri umu boys anyi LoL

rofl @"akaramod" 
this one must not pass as a typo,lai-lai.
akaramod indeed 

On behalf of osisi nwa mama

Bikonu gbahara osisi maka ihe okwuru maka amu unu (amu onye)? be specific now
egwuru egwu k'o na egwu (egwu eh, ezioku

ifyalways:

rofl @"akaramod" 
this one must not pass as a typo,lai-lai.
akaramod indeed 

Ify

Tosh when the gods finishes with her,she will not have the mouth to blaspheme again

ifyalways:

lmao
Ikomiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii,so i ma aku bandi?which wavelenght buko 
left,right,center,front,back ndi igbo nwe nkwa. 

Anam aku at a very high frequency, my oscillation wu 50 per minute. Ify atryi kwalamu, there is a big chance na iga abia( u will come).  .

toshmann:

babyosisi mebocha anyi nile . . . . inclyding me. . . . toshmann nwa mama, anu ana agba egbe ona acho condom1, bia nakpo ndi ga ariortara ya aririo. . . osisi aruola ala. . . anyi ga eme ya ihe . . . . . .otherwise o ga eme ihe ndia ka udo diriya. . . .agaba inwekwara ike add-ia to the list

babyosisi shall bring the following for cleansing and appeasing the gods of igbo thread for her to be pardoned and re-accepted as a special sister . .

I. 2 virging cockroaches , one must be female, born in egypt and one must be male born in sudan
2. five albino mosquitoes, one must have operated in river nile.
3. five white cocks. each with a red headf
4. a housefly that has one eye.
5. a spider with 9 legs
6. 7 red candles
7. 1 piece of pure white cloth
8. 200mls of water from river jordan.
9. tortoise breast milk
10. a pice of chalk and $777.77 forwarded to spiritual acc @ jp morgan chase,  . acc#7137 666 419 AKOBT

THESE SHOULD BE DONE BEFORE MIDNIGHT. and at midnight she should go to imo river and have a bath  . . . naked . . .and wait for what the gods will ask her to do . . .

OR ELSE . . . . . . .   

unu gbaghara na edere ya n'okwu bekee

OR ELSE

Sentenced to live with Ikomi in hard labour. Osisi the gods have spoken. 

*Hauwa*:

On behalf of osisi nwa mama
Bikonu gbahara osisi maka ihe okwuru maka amu unu (amu onye)? be specific now
egwuru egwu k'o na egwu (egwu eh, ezioku

Hauwa ur name sounds familar and ur written is admirerable although both is a disjoint set.

Nne iwu onye Igbo, ka iwu onye Ugbu (which means replacing the 'w' in ur name with 's').

Just to confirm.

errm. . . Ndi b'anyi, o bu gini na ahiotu ebea? Bikonu. Unu gbaghara Osisioma. O bughi ya kwuru ihe ndi ahu. Naani ihe o mere bu na o nyere otu onye aka were kowaara uwa niile akuko ugha ahu. Besides, unu amarala na akuko ahu enweghi ike ibu n'ezie. Anyi bu ndi mbu mgbe niile. Anyi na aga n'ihu kwa mgbe. Anyi ga na-anokwa n'ihu mgbe dum. Ekwekwana ka ihe ntakiri a nyekwara unu nsogbu.

KAMA. . . maka na o nyere otu onye ahu aka, o ga adi mma ka o mee ihe ndi ahu Nwa Mma Mma kwuru ka udo ghaghi idi ya.

Ogwula oke oha m n'onu.

[quote="youngies"]ChinenyeN, okwa ozi m ziri awuru oku ruru eluigwe aka?[/quote]
ee. Ndeewo.

unu chia ochi http://music.afriville.com/nwa-aba-m477.html

asha 80:

unu chia ochi http://music.afriville.com/nwa-aba-m477.html

Ikomi na heavy Aba boy, Nwa Aba kam bu. Wetin we no get kwanu? We get babes wey fine pass Osisi. 

Osisi ichokwa kanyi piritu anyi a piriwa, Mr Osisi/Nwando wont do nothing. Gba ya nam wu Nwa Aba. 

Perfect song.

ifyalways:

ROFL
someone has been reading our stuff.good one
Ozioma,ole gi? if u had been doing your job well,ada gi nwanyia kara i di na ekwe oyoyo ugbua.u dey slack ozioma

Ify, ihe Osisi kwuru enyeghi m onu okwu, Mu wa bu Maradona, aka m tinyere bu egwuregwu, Isi mmara ama bu egwuregwu, Ifu ebe m na eti okwe odizie ka obu mu mugoziri Maradona ka esi azo mbi.

Enweghi m ike Igbaghara Osisi ma ncha.

Ify obuzi na imaghizi m Etopuru m gba agba chukwu goziri m mbosi ona ekenye ukwu ito.

Osisi mere umu ofe mmanu ejiri Romeo na Toshman na emezi ihe akaji, ma amarozim na Romeo na amu ya pere mpe otua, Agaba nchere na oga azoputa anyi wee naa na nta.

asha 80:

unu chia ochi http://music.afriville.com/nwa-aba-m477.html

Asha80 chukwu gozie gi na egwu a nna mu toro na Aba Omuma Raod near Achi aru,

Egwu a echetere gom ihe m chefuru echefu

Nwando,Osisi Ipuona na obi umu igbo, Ifyalways is now our crown Queen of Igboland. Ada IGBO. Ada eji eje Mba.
Ify nwa sekpuru ka m gozie gi.
Aba4life.

Dika otu n'ime ndi elder enwere na threadia, agaghi m ekwe ka ama nwata (osisi) ikpe ma okwughi onu ya.

E set la a four man committee of ndi nze ga enyocha nke oma ebe mmriri siri ba n'opi ugboguru. Ha were nani otu ubochi iji gwa anyi ihe ha choputara.

Osisi i ga abia kowa n'ihu ha ihe udara na agadi nwanyi gara

Committee:

1. Toshmann

2. Agaba

3. Romeo

4. Ikomi

Ndi committee biko onye anakwana aka azu

Onye nwere anything for or against any committee member, ya gwa anyi ooo

Onwegi ihe Osisi ga ekwu ga aba anyi na nti na ya bu nwa ekwuwa go onu,
Igbo si na "Nwata bulie Nna ya elu Ogodoro awuchie ya anya,
Osisi ebuli go umu boys igbo elu akpa amu anyi nke osi na opere mpe ga awuchizi ya anya.

No committee no tribunal.

Osisi you have been dethroned from being Igbo Princess,  With the power given to me by our ancestors,  I, ozomatv Dike eji eje mba 1 of Mbaise commend the Princess of Igboland to Our lovely daughter I[b]fyalways [/b] as the Princess of Igboland.

So shall it Be.

Congratulation HRH Princess of Igboland Ifyalways.
IGBO KWENU! KWEZUONU!!

youngies:

Dika otu n'ime ndi elder enwere na threadia, agaghi m ekwe ka ama nwata (osisi) ikpe ma okwughi onu ya.

E set la a four man committee of ndi nze ga enyocha nke oma ebe mmriri siri ba n'opi ugboguru. Ha were nani otu ubochi iji gwa anyi ihe ha choputara.

Osisi i ga abia kowa n'ihu ha ihe udara na agadi nwanyi gara

Committee:

1. Toshmann

2. Agaba

3. Romeo

4. Ikomi

Tosh, Agaba, Romanus na Ikocracy in one committee Osisi ebere m eme gbuola gi.
Ikpe ama go gi alreadi ma ifaci beghi committee.

maka ina aka azu once osisi nwere tosh kondom she is innocent.

Osisi mana okwu a ikwuru ajoka. Ikomi bu too-rope na ukwu na akpaghari, ozioma bu automatic gear knob, Romeo by sledge hammer, nke Agaba no get part two, o bu ifuro zi ka ify si na aga ije, agaba agbawa hub ukwu ya with ukwu ato ya. Obu nani Tosh gbara small size thatz why felimbobo jiri swapoo ya with Agabalacious.

Nga emepe igbo threadi nke ozu ahu. kam banye na server isi ewu now.

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