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| Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by allboyz(m): 8:40pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
Stella died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan PS - Do you understand? If NO - read carefully over and over again. . .try to create a picture of it. |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by SeanT21(f): 10:00pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
haha~~~stella husband is a big lier!! |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by allboyz(m): 10:02pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
SeanT21: Yes,you got it right baby. you must be very intelligent. I never expected you to "really" understand this Joke due to the fact that your Not a Nigeria. well its good for the fun of the game. |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by SeanT21(f): 11:43pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
allboyz: R u saying only nigerians are smart   |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by allboyz(m): 11:47pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
SeanT21: Not really. . .we are pretty the smartest |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by chidipupay(m): 11:59pm On Jan 30, 2009 |
I no understand oh |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by SeanT21(f): 12:20am On Jan 31, 2009 |
allboyz:     **I want to be a nigerian** |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by oge4real(f): 12:33am On Jan 31, 2009 |
Haha,Obj is a liar.although so many other politicians' clock would not have qualified for a ceiling fan because it would not have any regulation. |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by allboyz(m): 3:13am On Jan 31, 2009 |
@SeanT21 don't worry,you will be a Nigerian when you eventually marry me and have my kids, then ur going to be a Nigerian by Marriage! Cheerz Dear. |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by SeanT21(f): 4:29am On Jan 31, 2009 |
allboyz: I am  but Liberian will always be my nationality!! |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by allboyz(m): 6:57am On Jan 31, 2009 |
SeanT21: all that would change pretty soon.  |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by dani1luv: 2:09pm On Jan 31, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by clemcykul(f): 10:24am On Feb 03, 2009 |
ure upstairs doing what?? told i told u to wash my stuffs |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by D1KeleVra(m): 10:59am On Feb 03, 2009 |
@ Topic lol. nice. that's some fresh air. Jesus dey enjoy o! |
| Re: Lie Clock Jokes (obj) by allboyz(m): 11:11am On Feb 03, 2009 |
D1KeleVra: Fresh air with lies? lol |
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