A pregnant woman gets into a car accident and falls into a deep coma.
Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh no, not my brother -- he's an idiot!" Expecting the worst, she asks the doctor, "Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise," the doctor says.
The new mother thinks, "Wow, that's not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!" Then she asks the doctor, "What's the boy's name?"
The doctor replies, DeNephew.

i thought you said the yoke of the day is here?
So where is it?

have you ever seen anything in your life? blind boy

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try am na, u go know say ponmo pass fish

wetin you go do?

just try am na, abi fear dey catch u. . . . . eboue

i go try am and you no go do anything!

just try am na, u go see say na today gangan u dey go back yaba left wey u come from

ok just tell me first,
wetin you go do na?
Tell me jor!
Ah!

hehehehe, i go comot the airtime subsidy wey i dey give u na. so no browsing for u again

"yoke of d day".
Mustspin i like ur scope. Because u sef know sey d joke go dry, so u come quickly title am yoke of d day.
Hahahaha! My goodness!

joke na joke, whether dry or wet

^ you post crappy zoke dey happy!
Mtcheww!
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@rookie & milkose, wey una own yoke na make person comment

mustnotspin,
i post hilarious and wet zokes,i dont do dry yokes like you!
Get it?
And please stop calling my queen rookie!
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Milkos so u conspired wiv diz dogz(mods)to ban Ajibel so u cn tek his positn rght?
        gives him a JET LI kick on his joystick,

*responds with sizzling series of bicycles kicks that badmarket starts pleading for mercy*
he he he
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Where is d joke?

weldone poster

dont listen to those yeye fiful criticizing your yoke