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Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by coalcoal1(m): 11:15am On Apr 23, 2015
interesting
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Nobody: 11:15am On Apr 23, 2015
Fat is unhealthy
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Sugahylz(f): 11:15am On Apr 23, 2015
Hmmm
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by bukatyne(f): 11:16am On Apr 23, 2015
@OP:

Congrats.

A nice thread.

Add getting fairer to the list of Good living. grin
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Nobody: 11:17am On Apr 23, 2015
No. 10 though! "...Every evening, she does only ten rounds of lazy situps and gulps down two bottles of beer immediately to re-energise her. How refreshing!" Truly Refreshing
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by onyi4edu(f): 11:17am On Apr 23, 2015
Naijasinglegirl:


10. No Motivation
Our family friend is currently residing with us. Frequent trips to the labour room left her with two tipper tyres on her tummy. I told her to partner with me so both of us can work on staying fit but her attempts cracks me up. Every evening, she does only ten rounds of lazy situps and gulps down two bottles of beer immediately to re-energise her. How refreshing!
cheesy cheesy
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by midasbliss(f): 11:18am On Apr 23, 2015
DamiEsan:



Congratulations on the win...
U Quoted D Wrong Post.
All That Many Plenty Writeup...
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by pheyhi(f): 11:19am On Apr 23, 2015
serz no matter how beautiful i look when i get back she still ask "o kin jeun ni" see ur thin neck aish in dey pain me die
still love u mum
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Damikevin(m): 11:20am On Apr 23, 2015
Cool post. Its seems u really have phobia for getting fat. I'd suggest you get on youtube and look fir exercise videos since you don't have space to jog. You don't need any gym equipment. All you need to lose weight is diet and stay committed to you routine. I remember when I got some for my gf, she jus wouldn't take em serious.
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Horlawoomey(m): 11:23am On Apr 23, 2015
Bar man give this single girl Four plates of isiewu, 2 crates of Star Lager beer and 3 plates of fish for take away for this super funny write up.
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Bonapart(m): 11:23am On Apr 23, 2015
Wat kinda trend is this....
*still trying to figure out*
Like seriously
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by baybeeboi: 11:25am On Apr 23, 2015
VickyRotex:
My mum made me fat chubby too cry cry


I love being chubby too cheesy grin grin
hmmm!
You will get there soon.
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by fairygeh(f): 11:26am On Apr 23, 2015
Very true
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by pornstar(m): 11:26am On Apr 23, 2015
Naijasinglegirl:
cry BABY? i'm in my mid 40's
my dear love is blind
cheesy
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by VickyRotex(f): 11:28am On Apr 23, 2015
baybeeboi:

hmmm!
You will get there soon.

angry Get where? undecided
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Bants(m): 11:30am On Apr 23, 2015
Get a cross trainer do some crunches and sit up...your id says u single if you were not i could ve said sex helps...do squat or get an insanity DVD....but then again do you ve big bo-obs and booty cos mothers know best
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by baybeeboi: 11:32am On Apr 23, 2015
VickyRotex:


angry Get where? undecided
what's another likeable name for ''chubby''?
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by ocheejemb: 11:34am On Apr 23, 2015
Many of us wish our struggle was the same as yours.
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by nekaa(f): 11:37am On Apr 23, 2015
I have been chubby all my life.... I am presently on a journey to experience what it feels like to be thinner.... I am doing it mostly for the shorts sha......
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by kuulkyd(f): 11:39am On Apr 23, 2015
And here I am thinking it's just my mum who never believes u are fat enough. I remember when I was in skul, each time I went home on break, the first thing she says is "Haa, u've lost weight!!" even though I might have spent d last 2 weeks sleeping and eating.
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by VickyRotex(f): 11:41am On Apr 23, 2015
baybeeboi:

what's another likeable name for ''chubby''?

lipsrsealed I don't want that one o undecided angry
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by charlsecy(m): 11:53am On Apr 23, 2015
I want my tummy to be flatter... Any working clues?
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by CHUKSKALIDONN: 11:54am On Apr 23, 2015
African mama....absolutely authoritative in the well being of their pikin. But this girl u wan blame ur mama for ur big legs and potential christian-mother arm. No way,na u do urself.
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by passionate88: 11:59am On Apr 23, 2015
True... One is never fat enough for one's mom
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Nobody: 12:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
pheyhi:
serz no matter how beautiful i look when i get back she still ask "o kin jeun ni" see ur thin neck aish in dey pain me die
still love u mum

Maybe 'o kin jeun' tongue tongue
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by kinibigdeal(m): 12:02pm On Apr 23, 2015
When you are slim wahala, when you are fat wahala, is better you are non of them

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Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by baybeeboi: 12:06pm On Apr 23, 2015
VickyRotex:


lipsrsealed I don't want that one o undecided angry
yeah?
Hope you not married yet
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Missmoney(f): 12:08pm On Apr 23, 2015
Naijasinglegirl:
I also want to use this opportunity to thank my friends from Nairaland for voting my blog (http://www.naijasinglegirl.com) as the best Nigerian humour blog and best personal/lifestyle blog. we won grin cool grin Thank you.
xo hapy 4 u dearie.
Re: You Can Never Be Fat Enough For A Typical Nigerian Mother by Ezenwa11(m): 12:11pm On Apr 23, 2015
No 4 got me intrigued ;DNo 4 got me intrigued. Serving the same food in different plates.

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