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Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by sylve11: 1:12pm On Feb 03, 2009
Happy Birthday To Mr. Ben

This is the anniversary of the day you were born
There is no reason for you to scorn

It is a day for a party, presents and gifts
We hope this day gives you a lift

Always remember age is only a date
And you determine your own fate

I wish you happiness and joy in life
And many more birthdays to bring you delight

smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley smiley
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 1:22pm On Feb 03, 2009
kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss Thank you kiss kiss kiss

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kissI appreciate it kiss kiss kiss

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss kissLove you all kiss kiss kiss
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Gabry(f): 1:25pm On Feb 03, 2009
Dearest Ben kiss kiss kiss

It's your birthday, so don't feel down;
Don't think bad stuff and frown;
Your life should be filled with mirth;
Just look what you've done since your birth.


You started out really small,
Now you're really filled out and tall.
In the beginning you would just cry,
Now you can laugh if you try.


You've done quite well since your start,
So as you grow older take heart;
Keep up the good work and don't be a jerk;
Stay happy till you're an old fart.
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by sylve11: 1:33pm On Feb 03, 2009
gabbrynnamani, how r u?
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Nobody: 1:34pm On Feb 03, 2009
It's my birthday too
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 1:34pm On Feb 03, 2009
Don't think bad stuff and frown;

dat's why I never abused romade today grin


[quoteJust look what you've done since your birth.
[/quote]
. . . at least I've got my first school leaving cert. cheesy

[quote]Stay happy till you're an old fart.
. . hmm, don't seem to like this one angry

anyways, thank you kiss kiss
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 1:37pm On Feb 03, 2009
Ibkaye, happy Birthday kiss
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Nobody: 1:39pm On Feb 03, 2009
Ben20001:


Ibkaye, happy Birthday kiss
Lol, I was joking cheesy

Happy Birthday Benny Boy kiss kiss kiss


I prepared this for you but then ate it, sorry ehn tongue
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 1:47pm On Feb 03, 2009
you got that from beconfused.com shocked  grin
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by sylve11: 2:01pm On Feb 03, 2009
shock and laff leads to fart cool
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 5:01pm On Feb 03, 2009
I don't fart on my birthday grin
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by romsky: 5:08pm On Feb 03, 2009
see as dis pikin dey wash mouth ontop my name
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by spenchuks(m): 5:16pm On Feb 03, 2009
Happy born day Ben. grin

play safe so that we will see this day next year grin
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by romsky: 5:22pm On Feb 03, 2009
or he gives us a junior 2 watch over
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by spenchuks(m): 5:23pm On Feb 03, 2009
exactly!
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by dani1luv: 6:27pm On Feb 03, 2009
ibkaye:

Lol, I was joking cheesy

Happy Birthday Benny Boy kiss kiss kiss


I prepared this for you but then ate it, sorry ehn tongue

You theif ma cake abi angry
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by sylve11: 10:06am On Feb 04, 2009
spenchuks:

Happy born day Ben. grin



Thank u, thank u all for ur concerns.
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 10:13am On Feb 04, 2009
stanley, na you be Ben shocked
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by clemcykul(f): 2:44pm On Feb 04, 2009
lol
what an impersonator
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by romsky: 2:58pm On Feb 04, 2009
wat is d efcc number?
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 3:13pm On Feb 04, 2009
we don't arrest impersonators on my birthday o
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by romsky: 3:16pm On Feb 04, 2009
shattap ya born day don xpire since 12am so no make me sucker punch u
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by clemcykul(f): 4:19pm On Feb 04, 2009
hin birth certificate go don expire sef
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 4:22pm On Feb 04, 2009
gawd punish both of you angry

gayyyssssssssss like ya undecided
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by sylve11: 4:39pm On Feb 04, 2009
u no be one? Mr. Big ben
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 4:43pm On Feb 04, 2009
gawd forbid, mr. stanley.
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 4:44pm On Feb 04, 2009
where have you been since morning?

you should have seen how they were kissing theirselves in all threads grin
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by romsky: 4:45pm On Feb 04, 2009
wireless bbc, cnn, ait, reuters, nta, ogtv, entc, dstv, mytv, hitv
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by sylve11: 5:02pm On Feb 04, 2009
why u no include channels to am?
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by clemcykul(f): 8:52am On Feb 05, 2009
lol ask them o kiss
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by romsky: 9:09am On Feb 05, 2009
ow dare u kiss sum1 else
Re: Happy Birthday Mr. Ben by Ben13: 9:12am On Feb 05, 2009
I'm sorry I won't do it again tongue

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