IdiAmin1:
So Nigeria has this good brand of weed? I thought the good ones come from Thailand

;Dyou dey craze

themodernman:


Sorry not gonna happen.

That's what many people said to Ojukwu.

zendy:



That's what many people said to Ojukwu.

And many people know what happened to Ojukwu...

OP,
Thanks for this comic relief!
but
$1 must be equal to N1 or.......

Wen you wake up from ur slumber, call me

knostbrown01:
Wen you wake up from ur slumber, call me

I will wake from my slumber to its reality & will call to remind you of it....

noblezone:
OP,
Thanks for this comic relief!
but
$1 must be equal to N1 or.......

No jokes bro...do you wish for ths to happen or not?

If you really do being pessimistic won't make it happen.

OP, living in a dream world . Wake up! Wake up!

asala1:
Some of these cannot happen even in 100 years of the very best governance.

are you cursing the nation? What is not possible there? Or you think every Nigerian is like you?

APC are unnecessarily making the whole thing hard for Baba. Putting unrealistic hope on him isn't good for the administration. Free baba unless you want him to die on seat. Though am a pro-baba, GEJ is my brother, any attempt to probe him without probing all former politicians like IBB, Danjuma, OBJ, Tinubu, Sylva, OUK, Atiku, Shagari, Abdusalami, Chimaroke Nnamani, Udenwa, Saraki, Yerima, Gowon etc simultaneously will see this country go up in FLAMES and no bastard can save her burning ass. #BabaNowYouAreThere probe all former Public servant from the political class, down to the military and even those in the civil and foreign service. Send all there freaking ass to kirikiri and no bastard can do anything. Remove immunity for senators and march TA orji into Lagoon. When u complete your tenure endorse Osibanjo and Kwankwanso, though I prefer Osibanjo/ Jega to consolidate on the change. PDP can keep crying, they are nothing but bunch of election riggers. The impunity they committed in Abia against our choice AlexOtti will forever hunt them, except FAYOSE.

iamrealdeji:
are you cursing the nation? What is not possible there? Or you think every Nigerian is like you?

There is no cursing here, just been objective.
Nigeria cannot have 10 Universities in the top 100 Universities even with the best funding in the next 100 years. No be beans.

asala1:


There is no cursing here, just been objective.
Nigeria cannot have 10 Universities in the top 100 Universities even with the best funding in the next 100 years. No be beans.

I wanted to say that's impossible too because some universities have been the best even before Nigeria gained independence,but most are possible

iamrealdeji:
are you cursing the nation? What is not possible there? Or you think every Nigerian is like you?

You dey mind d guy?

Babe2sure:
OP, living in a dream world . Wake up! Wake up!

The world would be crap without dreamers....

themodernman:


No jokes bro...do you wish for ths to happen or not?

If you really do being pessimistic won't make it happen.

I am not a pessimist, but I wont ride a dead horse!

themodernman:


The world would be crap without dreamers....

You got it right bro!
Thats what they always say, when I told them about my noble dreams about Biafra!
They call me a dreamer!

noblezone:


You got it right bro!
Thats what they always say, when I told them about my noble dreams about Biafra!
They call me a dreamer!

However not all dreams come true...

Some will end up as fantasies

themodernman:


However not all dreams come true...

Some will end up as fantasies

Hahahahahaaha!

I agree with you.
However, note that I would have had Biafra long and gone before
Buhari can make $1= N5.

noblezone:


Hahahahahaaha!

I agree with you.
However, note that I would have had Biafra long and gone before
Buhari can make $1= N5.

You have the right to fantasize.

Not bad. But here is a likely headline on or before 2019

Buhari refuses to step down, insist that power must remain in the North west. As rochas, kwankwaso and 9 APC governors in secret talks with PDP leaders.

Former president Goodluck Jonathan nominated for nobel peace prize award.

Tinubu and obasanjo fight dirty over ministerial nominee's list.

Tinubu to Buhari " you are an ingrate after all I did for you".

Missing 20 billion dollars " I've been vindicated" says former minister of petroleum deziani madueke

Arrest us and we will bring down Nigeria.. Tompolo and Asari dokubo to burhari

More boko haram fighters captured in the northeastern states of brono, Adamawa and yobe.

I never Said I would make Naira equal to a dollar. President buhari insist.

NLC and other labour unions threaten for showdown with government over hike in fuel price.

Jonathan a better economist than buhari opinion polls

APC in trouble as 9 governors and 10 lawmakers set to dump party

luchy34:
Not bad. But here is a likely headline on or before 2019

Buhari refuses to step down, insist that power must remain in the North west. As rochas, kwankwaso and 9 APC governors in secret talks with PDP leaders.

Former president Goodluck Jonathan nominated for nobel peace prize award.

Tinubu and obasanjo fight dirty over ministerial nominee's list.

Tinubu to Buhari " you are an ingrate after all I did for you".

Missing 20 billion dollars " I've been vindicated" says former minister of petroleum deziani madueke

Arrest us and we will bring down Nigeria.. Tompolo and Asari dokubo to burhari

More boko haram fighters captured in the northeastern states of brono, Adamawa and yobe.

I never Said I would make Naira equal to a dollar. President buhari insist.

NLC and other labour unions threaten for showdown with government over hike in fuel price.

Jonathan a better economist than buhari opinion polls

APC in trouble as 9 governors and 10 lawmakers set to dump party

Sounds too dry for a counter comment

themodernman:


Sounds too dry for a counter comment

unfortunately is not a joke but a reality waiting to happen at least 3 or 4 of it would surely make headlines.

luchy34:
unfortunately is not a joke but a reality waiting to happen at least 3 or 4 of it would surely make headlines.

Dry means not enthusiastic enough to happen.

themodernman:


Dry means not enthusiastic enough to happen.

but it will happen.

themodernman:


You have the right to fantasize.

Just like the OP has!

asala1:
Some of these cannot happen even in 100 years of the very best governance.

thinking u might not be so much around when it happens ? But I pray u will.

The only headline I want to see by 2019 is dat Nigeria generates enough POWER to light homes and offices 24/7.
Damn. We need POWER

sunkoye:
thinking u might not be so much around when it happens ? But I pray u will.

I will sure not be around in the next 100 years.

OP sef!
d devil himself go begin jealous u say u get original wickedness towards our saTANists pass him

Superb one!


Cc: Temitemi1, Mogidi, Anonimi, Firefire, SeverusSnape, Phockphockman, Truckpusher, Barcanista, Juliaan, atlwireles, sincere9gerian and co..

MichaelSokoto:
OP sef!
d devil himself go begin jealous u say u get original wickedness towards our saTANists pass him

Superb one!


Cc: Temitemi1, Mogidi, Anonimi, Firefire, SeverusSnape, Phockphockman, Truckpusher, Barcanista, Juliaan, atlwireles, sincere9gerian and co..

Lol...no be me oh!

Is too good to be true. Under buhari, buhari will go for second term and won with close margin to Pdp. The election will be biased and nor fair for APC. Apc will running nigeria like pdp. ....