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Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by Daughterzion(f): 7:41pm On May 08, 2015 |
Hm that day eh. My mum told me to go get something for my father across the main road. On reaching there,the man who was to give me the thing had not come yet so i sat down to wait for him. Few minutes later, my tummy rumbled and i felt a sudden urge to shit. I turned round to see if i could see the man so i could hurry home. But he was nowhere to be found. I stood up and and started walking from place to place to make it subside but it became worst. I started bending my legs in an akward manner with people watchin. I cald my dad bt he didnt pick. I then cald my mum to see if i could cme hme bt she said i should stay put. The tin was almost cumin out. I was dancing shoki and alingo put together. I shifted to d rite,to d left,went back,moved front with people lukin at me as if i mad. I decided then to rush home nd release then cum bck. Na so i run pass the fastest runner for Nigeria go home. My mum was mad bt it waz nt my 4th |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by jamoscofield(m): 7:45pm On May 08, 2015 |
Kei
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Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by Mcowubaba: 7:54pm On May 08, 2015 |
I went out today,(i was in a main road-in Surulere) i was pressed, i stopped, i released nd kwantinud my Journey!!!.. I think this topic should be meant for girls,, |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by jamex93(m): 7:58pm On May 08, 2015 |
mai seat down read |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by jamex93(m): 8:01pm On May 08, 2015 |
shiti shiti |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by Tallesty1(m): 8:20pm On May 08, 2015 |
Afor nsi |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by Nobody: 8:44pm On May 08, 2015 |
I like you @ daughterzion . You're honest...waiting for other girls who're as honest as you. Twaci rokiatu ishilove farano prettythicksme missclassy ireneony and the rest of you should come and tell us too. |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by Nobody: 9:06pm On May 08, 2015 |
cupid1:present sir! let me finish eating. |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by Nobody: 9:13pm On May 08, 2015 |
prettythicksme:lol, i'm waiting ooh |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by Nobody: 9:27pm On May 08, 2015 |
Ha, u just reminded me ofd trial dat befell me today. Being badly pressed and at the same time having to take taxi from where I was back home. It wasn't easy, me walking like someone being chased by hoodlums/ bending ur buttocks like those of an elderly. |
Re: Share Your Funny Experiences When You Get Pressed On A Road by nedu2000(m): 5:39pm On Aug 02, 2015 |
Never knew nigerian girls poo |
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