ILOVE NAIJA I NO GO LIE!!! God Bless
Nigeria!!! Na only for Nigeria you fit win
Aeroplane by loading N200 MTN Recharge
Card.
Very soon Etisalat go say recharge N200 and
win a big ship.
Then Airtel go com follow sey, recharge
N100 and win Benin Republic.
Glo, go just kuku say... Recharge N500 and
win Nigeria because their colour na Green.
Na only for Nigeria you go see fish
inside"MEATPIE"
Na only for Nigeria we dey count money
after we withdraw am from ATM because
we no even trust ATM machines.
Na only for Nigeria PHCN dey sey:-
Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your
light bill (wat a pity)
Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic
light make e quick change from Red to
Green.
Na only for Nigeria Pharmacy dey sell Coke,
Recharge Card, Chin chin,
Puff puff and beer.
Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am
anywhere in d world...
Trust me.
Na only 4 naija you go find a graduate of
Mechanical
Engineering dey do him NYSC 4 Police
station.
na only 4 naija you go see one person dey
use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at
once.You be Bill Gates? Abi na you invent
internet?
Na only 4 naija you go see a graduate of law
dey work as generator repairer.
Na only for Naija u go buy coke, dem go say
make u no forget to return d bottle.
Na 4 only Naija, you go see
madman dey control traffic,
people wey their head correct dey
obey...
Na 4 only Naija, you go see advert from
native doctor on how to make quick money.
Na only for Naija u go wish somebody
'happy birthday', he go answer 'same to u'.
Na 4 Naija obituary poster dem go say
"MAMA HAS RELOCATED"
.. im proud of dis my country we dey unik.
I take God beg u to SHARE dis message to
reach every body to love dis nation.