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If na "Amina Eleha" you dey find, go to the "Islam for Muslims" section. Them plenty there.

But wait o, how is this person supposed to cope with your "small" problem?

jidoex66:
[size=4pt]Hello there,
        Any one want to help me on this problem, I'm a 23yrs undergraduate student. I'm dying of small penis. I tried many drugs but it won't work[/size]

I am a serious muslim

MrCrackles:
Try www.muslims-virgins.co.uk!

Goodluck

ROFLMAO. . . . . .Muslim virgins??

I am one of them o

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458150#msg3458150 date=1234395410]ROFLMAO. . . . . .Muslim virgins??[/quote]stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.

MrCrackles:
Try www.muslims-virgins.co.uk!

Goodluck

virgins with tokunbo hymen

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232672.msg3458169#msg3458169 date=1234395883]virgins with tokunbo hymen [/quote]

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232672.msg3458167#msg3458167 date=1234395831]stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.[/quote]
U don start again!
Where u hear dat one from naw?

una e where are they doing the new hymen construction?

which construction company is that? Westburrey or Thamesburry?

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232672.msg3458167#msg3458167 date=1234395831]stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.[/quote]How do u know this, Osisi??
Our muslims in the UK are decent. . . . . .They don't mis-shag jare.

patwhizkid:
I am one of them o

Prove it!!!

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232672.msg3458169#msg3458169 date=1234395883]virgins with tokunbo hymen [/quote]Hymen na hymen. . . . . . .Though, some are real platinum, some are plastic

[quote author=**osisi link=topic=232672.msg3458167#msg3458167 date=1234395831]stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.[/quote]i had berra convert to muslim

tope2000:
i had berra convert to muslim

What happened to ur hymen? U sold it on Ebay??

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458191#msg3458191 date=1234396548]What happened to ur hymen? U sold it on Ebay??[/quote]werent u the one that took it away from me?

tope2000:
werent u the one that took it away from me?

I don't snatch hymen o.

tope2000:
werent u the one that took it away from me?

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458201#msg3458201 date=1234396750]
I don't snatch hymen o.[/quote]lol. . . . . yes u did
but i forgive u since it can be replaced back now
all they need to do now is to make the G-shot free

MrCrackles:

Abi shey i dey lie, was my hymen still intact when i was wit u??

tope2000:
lol. . . . . yes u did
but i forgive u since it can be replaced back now
all they need to do now is to make the G-shot free

G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx.

MrCrackles:

U don start again!
Where u hear dat one from naw?

see the thread on the culture section on tokunbo hymen

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458222#msg3458222 date=1234397171]G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx. [/quote]Lmao . . . . . how im i always hyped?
800 pounds is a lorra money my dear

tope2000:
Lmao . . . . . how im i always hyped?
800 pounds is a lorra money my dear

Why you are always hyped?? I dunno.
Bring yourself to me, lemme cure you.

800 pounds is nothing compared to mind-blowing multi-orgasms o.

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458222#msg3458222 date=1234397171]G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx. [/quote]G-shot my foot. I hate sex, so leave me and my frigid self alone.

stillwater:
G-shot my foot. I hate sex, so leave me and my frigid self alone.

Improve your sex life, missy!!!
Ma uncle gives the shot in West London.
I can actually get you in the queue without hassles(with 50% discount too).

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458244#msg3458244 date=1234397539]Why you are always hyped?? I dunno.
Bring yourself to me, lemme cure you.

800 pounds is nothing compared to mind-blowing multi-orgasms o.[/quote]cure me?? i dont need curing o
I am perfectly fine, leave my hyped butt alone

mind-blowing orgasms?? even with a minute man

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458254#msg3458254 date=1234397792]Improve your sex life, missy!!!
Ma uncle gives the shot in West London.
I can actually get you in the queue without hassles(with 50% discount too). [/quote]Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!

stillwater:
Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!

Who says people don't tumble in the hay in em convents??
Get in the program. . . . .G-shot is LIFE!!!

tope2000:
cure me?? i dont need curing o
I am perfectly fine, leave my hyped butt alone

Are u sure??

mind-blowing orgasms?? even with a minute man??

Yes, even with Doyin13

stillwater:
Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!

Dont make a mistake luv, no one joins d convent nowadays!!

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458262#msg3458262 date=1234398093]Are u sure?? [/quote]Im tired of ur curing power, na today
na everynite u dey cure me
i no want cure anymore

Yes, even with Doyin13

no comment

tope2000:
Im tired of ur curing power, na today
na everynite u dey cure me
i no want cure anymore

U still have 3 years left on your contract.
36 months to go.

no comment

Tehehe

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=232672.msg3458262#msg3458262 date=1234398093]Who says people don't tumble in the hay in em convents??
Get in the program. . . . .G-shot is LIFE!!![/quote]You think I'm a hypocrite like you. Life is wearing a habit and resisting temptation from your kind.

MrCrackles:
Dont make a mistake luv, no one joins d convent nowadays!!

Nowadays? I hate doing what others do! The convent calleth and I can't help but answer.

stillwater:
You think I'm a hypocrite like you. Life is wearing a habit and resisting temptation from your kind.

Okay then. . . . . .Make sure you go to the convent before valentine's day.
U are not getting any gift card this time around, u heard??