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Any.... by jidoex66(op):
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Re: Any.... by Sapphic: 10:53pm On Feb 11, 2009
If na "Amina Eleha" you dey find, go to the "Islam for Muslims" section. Them plenty there.

But wait o, how is this person supposed to cope with your "small" problem? lipsrsealed
jidoex66:
[size=4pt]Hello there,
        Any one want to help me on this problem, I'm a 23yrs undergraduate student. I'm dying of small penis. I tried many drugs but it won't work[/size]
Re: Any.... by patwhizkid(f): 10:55pm On Feb 11, 2009
I am a serious muslim
Re: Any.... by MrCrackles(m): 10:58pm On Feb 11, 2009
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 12:36am On Feb 12, 2009
MrCrackles:
Try www.muslims-virgins.co.uk!

Goodluck
ROFLMAO. . . . . .Muslim virgins??
Re: Any.... by patwhizkid(f): 12:42am On Feb 12, 2009
I am one of them o
Re: Any.... by osisi2(f): 12:43am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
ROFLMAO. . . . . .Muslim virgins??
stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.
Re: Any.... by osisi2(f): 12:44am On Feb 12, 2009
MrCrackles:
Try www.muslims-virgins.co.uk!

Goodluck
virgins with tokunbo hymen grin
Re: Any.... by MrCrackles(m): 12:45am On Feb 12, 2009
**osisi:
virgins with tokunbo hymen grin
cheesy grin cheesy
Re: Any.... by MrCrackles(m): 12:45am On Feb 12, 2009
**osisi:
stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.

U don start again!
Where u hear dat one from naw
? grin
Re: Any.... by Hauwa1: 12:52am On Feb 12, 2009
una e grin where are they doing the new hymen construction?

which construction company is that? Westburrey or Thamesburry?
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 12:54am On Feb 12, 2009
**osisi:
stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.
How do u know this, Osisi??
Our muslims in the UK are decent. . . . . .They don't mis-shag jare.

patwhizkid:
I am one of them o
Prove it!!!

**osisi:
virgins with tokunbo hymen grin
Hymen na hymen. . . . . . .Though, some are real platinum, some are plastic
Re: Any.... by tope2000(f): 12:55am On Feb 12, 2009
**osisi:
stay there
I hear NHS in the UK now pays to construct brand new hymens for their muslim population over there.
make I no leak this secret too much.
i had berra convert to muslim embarassed grin cheesy
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 12:55am On Feb 12, 2009
tope2000:
i had berra convert to muslim embarassed grin cheesy
What happened to ur hymen? U sold it on Ebay??
Re: Any.... by tope2000(f): 12:57am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
What happened to ur hymen? U sold it on Ebay??
werent u the one that took it away from me? grin cheesy
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 12:59am On Feb 12, 2009
tope2000:
werent u the one that took it away from me? grin cheesy
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I don't snatch hymen o.
Re: Any.... by MrCrackles(m): 1:01am On Feb 12, 2009
tope2000:
werent u the one that took it away from me? grin cheesy
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Any.... by tope2000(f): 1:02am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
I don't snatch hymen o.
lol. . . . . yes u did
but i forgive u since it can be replaced back now cheesy
all they need to do now is to make the G-shot free grin cheesy tongue


MrCrackles:
shocked shocked shocked shocked
Abi shey i dey lie, was my hymen still intact when i was wit u?? grin cheesy
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 1:06am On Feb 12, 2009
tope2000:
lol. . . . . yes u did
but i forgive u since it can be replaced back now cheesy
all they need to do now is to make the G-shot free grin cheesy tongue
G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx. grin grin grin grin
Re: Any.... by osisi2(f): 1:08am On Feb 12, 2009
MrCrackles:

U don start again!
Where u hear dat one from naw
? grin
see the thread on the culture section on tokunbo hymen
Re: Any.... by tope2000(f): 1:10am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx. grin grin grin grin
Lmao . . . . . how im i always hyped? embarassed tongue
800 pounds is a lorra money my dear angry angry angry
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 1:12am On Feb 12, 2009
tope2000:
Lmao . . . . . how im i always hyped? embarassed tongue
800 pounds is a lorra money my dear angry angry angry
Why you are always hyped?? I dunno.
Bring yourself to me, lemme cure you.

800 pounds is nothing compared to mind-blowing multi-orgasms o.
Re: Any.... by Nobody: 1:14am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
G-shot is 800 pounds. . . . . .For once, women are forced to pay through their freckled noses.
Tope, u don't need G-shot. . . .U are always hyped.
G-shot is for frigid women like Stilly and Sisijinx. grin grin grin grin
G-shot my foot. I hate sex, so leave me and my frigid self alone. tongue
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 1:16am On Feb 12, 2009
stillwater:
G-shot my foot. I hate sex, so leave me and my frigid self alone. tongue
Improve your sex life, missy!!!
Ma uncle gives the shot in West London.
I can actually get you in the queue without hassles(with 50% discount too). tongue
Re: Any.... by tope2000(f): 1:17am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
Why you are always hyped?? I dunno.
Bring yourself to me, lemme cure you.

800 pounds is nothing compared to mind-blowing multi-orgasms o.
cure me?? i dont need curing o angry angry
I am perfectly fine, leave my hyped butt alone tongue

mind-blowing orgasms?? even with a minute man shocked
Re: Any.... by Nobody: 1:20am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
Improve your sex life, missy!!!
Ma uncle gives the shot in West London.
I can actually get you in the queue without hassles(with 50% discount too). tongue
Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 1:21am On Feb 12, 2009
stillwater:
Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!
Who says people don't tumble in the hay in em convents??
Get in the program. . . . .G-shot is LIFE!!!

tope2000:
cure me?? i dont need curing o angry angry
I am perfectly fine, leave my hyped butt alone tongue
Are u sure?? wink

mind-blowing orgasms?? even with a minute man?? shocked
Yes, even with Doyin13 grin
Re: Any.... by MrCrackles(m): 1:23am On Feb 12, 2009
stillwater:
Don't need it. I'm joining a convent soon!!!
Dont make a mistake luv, no one joins d convent nowadays!! tongue
Re: Any.... by tope2000(f): 1:24am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
Are u sure?? wink
Im tired of ur curing power, na today
na everynite u dey cure me angry
i no want cure anymore cheesy grin

Yes, even with Doyin13 grin
no comment grin cheesy
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 1:26am On Feb 12, 2009
tope2000:
Im tired of ur curing power, na today
na everynite u dey cure me angry
i no want cure anymore cheesy grin
U still have 3 years left on your contract.
36 months to go.

no comment grin cheesy
Tehehe
Re: Any.... by Nobody: 1:28am On Feb 12, 2009
~Sauron~:
Who says people don't tumble in the hay in em convents??
Get in the program. . . . .G-shot is LIFE!!!
You think I'm a hypocrite like you. Life is wearing a habit and resisting temptation from your kind. cool tongue

MrCrackles:
Dont make a mistake luv, no one joins d convent nowadays!! tongue
Nowadays? I hate doing what others do! The convent calleth and I can't help but answer. grin
Re: Any.... by Sauron1: 1:31am On Feb 12, 2009
stillwater:
You think I'm a hypocrite like you. Life is wearing a habit and resisting temptation from your kind. cool tongue
Okay then. . . . . .Make sure you go to the convent before valentine's day. grin grin
U are not getting any gift card this time around, u heard??
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