₦airaland Forum

Calitoscassius:
It is just a skit, for social media clout chasing, everything is a skit nowadays. Nothing, i say, nothing is real anymore as longs as it is recorded and posted on social media. It is just a forking skit!!

I don't know how humans survived before social media. Every Dick, Harry and Tom has a youtube Or tick tock channel nowadays.

Na only you get sense for this thread baba...I don't know why it is so hard for people to know that this is a poorly made skit.

erico2k2:
Does anyone on thier own open a new Anglican church in one corner? NO, these are the traditional churches and we should go back to them not these new John 3.16 churches

Yes I agree, but the OP just condemned all churches in Nigeria as though none of them is worth attending because he has japaed and seen a church that gave accounts of their finances.

Anglican churches in Nigeria do give account during annual vestery meetings. Don't travel abroad and condemn everything Nigeran.

LoyalPal44:
Good evening, well-meaning Nigerians.

Please, I need your help Sir/Ma.

My name is Olaoluwa. I am 32 years old and an O-Level holder. I had a car accident last year, lost my job, and became jobless for months.

Please help me; I am seriously hungry. The last time I ate was Thursday evening, and it was my remaining garri that I drank. I have not eaten any other food since Thursday evening other than the water that I have been drinking to gain some strength. I can no longer endure the hunger; my body is starting to shake. Please, my people, I am really sorry for begging, but it is just that I am starving to death. Please, someone should help me with something to eat, no matter the amount. I don't mind. I will always appreciate you. I am starving. I know things are very hard these days. Anything you have to spare, I would really appreciate it.

I live at No 29, Kajola Street, Bode.Olude, Ita.Elega, Abeokuta, Ogun State.

If you live near me, please invite me for lunch; I am dying of hunger. May you never lack the good things in life. Please have mercy on me and help me.

My phone number is 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please help me with any amount, #600 will do a lot for me at this time.

Please, my bank details are:

Access Bank PLC
0 0 2 4 8 6 9 3 2 3
My name is Olaoluwa

Thank you very much. May God continue to bless and protect you. Amen


I want to sell my Tecno Pop 4.

Price: #30,000
Location: Abeokuta
Call: 0 7 0 1 8 9 7 4 5 8 3

Please buy my phone. I need to buy food, I am beginning to feel pain in my stomach.

You voted Tinubu....enjoy the hunger that your foolishness has brought upon you.....

Dilijingsly:
Please advice me. I want to add weight

Lolssssss the weightier you are, the more prone you are to diabetes, high blood pressure, hypertension and stroke.....don't let any bagger put you under unnecessary pressure....appreciate yourself.......

MrLibrarian:
you're a pessimist and this kind of mentality won't make you go far in life

I am doing very well in life...I am just being realistic....

Satan will punish Tinubu.....they already know those they are picking......or those they are employing have even resumed months ago.....any young person who thinks he can get the job on merit is just a goat.....

Everybody dey collect wotowoto for Tinubu hand.

Eriokanmi:
They must be Obidients . In urchins voice. Tinubu wont get 20% of last year's vote, come 2027. He should just quit like Biden, his age mate, to avoid disgrace

He will have more votes because majority of Nigerians are fools. It is very unfortunate.

ajanma2:
Spend 5million for this 3bedroom apartment with 2bq self contain just to lintel level.
Was i cheated?

You were not cheated...I spent 2.2M on gutter 2 months ago, because I had to buy iron rods and fillings.....baba really finished Nigeria......

Toymax88:
RIP

After my POS business crashed and no help came my way through online and offline beggins, I borrowed money from loan apps such as palm credit, easy money, palm pay etc. just to feed myself and my 2 children. I even begged on Nairaland through my old account but to no avail.

Loan apps have been calling me with different phone numbers. Sent several tex messages abusing me,insulting me, cursing me etc The interest is accumulating everyday and they even threatened to send my pic to all my contacts.

I can never and will never commit suicide, this life sweet though the economy is hard.

SAPA is real, very real but I can't keep myself.

If u want to help
Eight zero eight one, six eight zero five thirty four (8081680534 palm pay)

You voted Tinubu....you never see anything......ebi lo ma pa e ku danu....

Many car owners have abandoned their cars self..

Whobedatte:
I just left a retail shop opposite my house now to buy small provision and a man walked behind and asked me to help him buy tomato paste to cook with rice for his family.
He showed me the rice inside the nylon he held and I had to drop the balance with him .
Never in the history of this nation or in my over 40 years of existence has there been untold hardship like we have now not even during Abacha years of saw dust cooking stove or during IBB years of misrule.
It's so unfortunate 😞

The same bastard man you paid for his tomato paste will vote Tinubu in 2027. Don't help anyone suffering again please.

Great2017:
Which sane Nigerians would vote for Tinubu? Can you tell us one thing he has done well in his poverty and hunger infested government ? You may have sold your soul but not sane Nigerians.

Unfortunately sir, there are more insane people than sane people living in Nigeria....As in, the fools are more than the intelligent ones...The fools will always elect fools.....it is a very unfortunate situation.....

Ttalk:
If you don't know what reform mean go check your dictionary. Every reforms has its share of discomfort. Nigeria has been on the trajectory of going down for years. It didn't start with Bihari or Tinubu. If Jonathan couldnt remove BH and insecurity in 6years, PDP couldn't revamp refinery and power for 16years, it would be satanic to blame Tinubu who just spent one year in office

Fools like you are the reason Nigeria will NEVER make any progress. Tinubu is failing and drowning the country and you are still supporting him. Devil kill you there bastard.

Yes

EyeCumInPiss:
Watch as some APC touts crawl out of their caves to come defend this on empty stomach.

Please add nairalanda1 to that picture.....

My children will never go to boarding house....never.....

ElSudani:
It did. It was like a bribe to keep Nigerians happy while things were actually going bad.
It was mismanagement when you spent billions subsidizing fuel consumption while more important sectors like agriculture were virtually neglected.
The results are what you are seeing today when any little changes can throw the economy off.
It got so bad that all our refineries were dead and we had to import fuel!
We simply can't continue like that. If all the money spent subsidizing fuel was spent on Agriculture we would have excess food to export by now rather than cries of hunger everywhere.

This is nairalanda1

Bradford111:
I never thought something like this would ever happen to me.……. a girl that we spent more than a year together broke up in January this year she was the one who initiated the break up saying she was tired


I'm jus finding out today that she broke up with me to date someone in her school when she tasted his dick this boy is not even up to my level when it comes to money she is still using the phone I bought for her even up till now.. Not that my dick is very small I'm very 6 inches with a somewhat nice girth and I can swear on my life that I have given this girl everything she asked for while we were dating…..

Nairaland fam please come to my aid I have not been able to eat or sleep since I just found this out yesterday this boy hasn't even given her up to 20k since they dated for six months now,, it's just because of his big divk She is obsessed with him


Please a word of encouragement will go a long way in my healing process…

Please note that this story is real I'm not fabricating anything is been long I posted here but I jus can't keep to my self anymore pls help!!

I take God beg you, if you are working class, you have no reason at all dating a student.....let students date students......once you are working, don't date any lady who is not working.....e get why.......

Meti99:
May Tinubu succeed

Unfortunately, he does not have the common sense to succeed...........

Good evening House.... tokunbo 2008 accord 4 plugs steering rack available for sale. Pls dm if interested....

kelvindj98:
You can put any messiah you like in the president office as long as these 35 state governors remain useless nothing will change.

None of the 36 governors made the careless statement SUBSIDY IS GONE.....the statement was made by the senseless one, and that is why we are where we are today....

Make Labour no gree for anybody

madridguy:
President Bola Ahmed Tinubu MUST ensure that never again under him will our National Grid be shut down! Shutting down National Grid is nobody's fundamental right! It is TREASON- Copied.

If Labour union and TUC let them strike for 100 years, it is their right, but we that are not under the payroll of the FG should not be paying for their madness.

Now who will compensate people selling frozen food? Will Discos remove the 48 hours still counting from the bill they will issue to customers on postpaid meters?

But people can keep dying because they can't afford food and basic drugs abi? I just stocked my freezer with food for a month but I don't care if the National Grid is shut down.....I will power my freezer with gen.....this Government of your paymaster has taken Nigerians for goats 🐐 and any length labour goes is welcomed by me

Goodnews284j:
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Moderators.....please ban this guy...he is a scammer...he uses account Alozie Cynthia for his scam.....Never knew he would still be here on nairaland after several years......

Faiththatworks:
I believe a state of Emergency should be declared on food stuffs in Nigeria.
The cost of living is too high ooooooo,haba what's happening in Nigeria.
A paint of Garri is 4000,A paint of beans is 7000,a paint of Rice is 7000, kilode ooooo.
Is it until we start a riot before the Government starts to know there's hungry in the Land.
Asiwaju there's hunger in the land ooo,I spend close to 8000 naira everyday to cook a small stew for a family of 4,kilode this is too much.
I always pity Families who don't have much right now,the Economy is too tough for average Nigerians.
Let us stop this pretence,things are too tough,I can't hide it anymore.
Asiwaju should pls do the needful,declare a food emergency urgently.
God bless Nigeria.

Tinubus aim is impoverishing all Nigerians.....If he reads your comment, he will feel bad that you can still feed......He is out to put everybody in severe poverty....Even his die hard followers are also very hungry........But shame won't let them admit this.....

Info6:
Thank you. God will turn your insult to blessing.

I pray you are blessed beyond your imagination IJN....as Nigerian youths, we should all be balling.....the nation is blessed.....our leaders are bastards.....imagine Yahaya Bello paying 600k dollars as down payment in his children's school, while the people of kogi state live in abject poverty....that is what I am saying.....our rulers are useless.......imagine someone saying subsidy is gone....the citizens are buying petrol at average of 800 maira per liter......and the useless man is still paying subsidy up till now.....the masses are suffering and subsidy is still being paid....I am not disrespectful.....the president is plain foolish......

Info6:
President is still President no matter what.

I was brought up to respect my leaders.

I was brought up to respect sensible leaders.....you are a poor idiot respecting the same bad leaders who have put you in the shameful condition you are in....as a Nigerian, you have no business with poverty and joblessness if we had good leaders....but what do I know......you the oppressed is at peace with the bastard leaders keeping you in penury, so, enjoyyyyyy your misery......

Info6:
Your Excellency president Ahmed Tinubu, I am begging you in the name of God, give me a job or empower me to start something doing on my own.

The TVEE program you initiated some months ago, the fund has been diverted. I am an applicant, but i didnt receive the grant to start up my proposed business, after so much money spent at the cyber cafe to set up a business plan and data wasted for online virtual training, no dime or compensation has been giving to me. I am really suffering.

I am also an Npower beneficiary batch c2. For 9 months now our stipend has not been paid.

I am not asking for much Mr president.

Please, If there is no more job in this country, give the youth money for empowerment, and don't put it in the hand of this ministers / senators. It seems they are the cause of the suffering of the youth.

Any money for youth empowerment should be disbursed by the central bank and central bank alone with the help of BVN capturing.

As I am talking to you right now I don't have money to feed myself. Anybody that will be of help to me, I will be very grateful!

Account number: 2129787550 (UBA)
Name: Daniel Ada

Thanks in anticipation!

You are a big fool for having any hope in the foolish president

Kukutente23:
Spot on

Don't mind the dude

He's just playing

Imagine thinking removal of subsidies will suddenly make Nigeria industrialised.

Is Niger Republic 🇳🇪 not a free economy? Why are they not industrialised?

I believe the guy is just tactically making excuses for govt inefficiency.

Making excuses for Tinubu is the main occupation of nairalanda1....he even talks like someone in government, maybe he is actually Dele Alake.....