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Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by TheYoungHedge(m): 3:29pm On Jun 05, 2015
OMG this is unbelievable!!but shaa with nigerians errtthing is possible.sad
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by amb2015(m): 3:43pm On Jun 05, 2015
lol@ for better understanding part.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by ironbody03(m): 3:56pm On Jun 05, 2015
All is well
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by bholuwatifhe(m): 4:05pm On Jun 05, 2015
D pikin dey enlight em teacher noni....babalawo poison dey kill!!!
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by shomutuski(m): 5:43pm On Jun 05, 2015
This person is going places!!! Not harvard, not Unilag or Unaab. He is going places I don't know of.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by pornstar(m): 6:09pm On Jun 05, 2015
Benard94:

Oh! Are u the student?



Nope been there done that So it kinda baffles me
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by VickyRotex(f): 6:29pm On Jun 05, 2015
Blossom023:


you don't know what it feels like when you stand for 40 minutes nd see dis rubbish.

I know how bad it hurt . But that doesn't justify the name calling.

""A teacher should be a Role Model""
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Nobody: 6:33pm On Jun 05, 2015
plz sombodi help, watz written on d paper? ma' fone is a small one so cant see it.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Magician1503(m): 6:38pm On Jun 05, 2015
AfricanApple:
na the thing wey e no be that na


African Star Apple wink ha far?
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 7:14pm On Jun 05, 2015
akanbiaa:
since Good luck Jonathan have Accepted him, even asari, Tompolo and even those that led Goodluck campaign who are you to be different from your leaders who accepted Buhari?

Am cyberdurable....
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 7:24pm On Jun 05, 2015
topiano5:
ur comment just showed you don't have a father

Bastard hw. r u?
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by topiano5: 7:49pm On Jun 05, 2015
cyberdurable:


Bastard hw. r u?
if you aren't a Bastard you won't abuse some1 old enough to be ur father
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by akanbiaa(m): 8:26pm On Jun 05, 2015
cyberdurable:


Am cyberdurable....
then you are on your own, a tree withouth stems or root, good for fire wood.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by akanbiaa(m): 8:27pm On Jun 05, 2015
cyberdurable:


Who d f*ck told u Buhari is my president? I don't belong to the zoo biko
but Jonathan is the zoologist and definitely you are his subject since Buhari is not your president.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by mamasoljas(f): 8:47pm On Jun 05, 2015
cyberdurable:
The pikin is Likely related to our Tourist President, Brainless Daura President
you beginning to sound like a broken record player.yes to you he is a dullard and yet he is your president! not once but twice o.

you wey dey brainy na who you help? if na so e pain you reach go and impeach him na.God pass you.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by MidazTorch: 9:13pm On Jun 05, 2015
Nairaland! Someone sits in His house, gets a blue and red pen, and puts down rubbish in the name of an hypothetical student. I'm a corps member (teacher) and food poisoning is a topic in social studies for primary 3 pupils (2nd term). Does dat handwriting say primary3? See the cursive "Q" sef. Abeg if u must fool us, do it smartly.

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Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by seangy4konji: 10:27pm On Jun 05, 2015
ok
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 11:05pm On Jun 05, 2015
mamasoljas:
you beginning to sound like a broken record player.yes to you he is a dullard and yet he is your president! not once but twice o.

you wey dey brainy na who you help? if na so e pain you reach go and impeach him na.God pass you.

Daughter of hate! and who d hell told you that Daura Cow is my President? Lick his crumbs if u like! Buhari my foot!
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 11:06pm On Jun 05, 2015
akanbiaa:
but Jonathan is the zoologist and definitely you are his subject since Buhari is not your president.

what is this Animal talking about biko? seems u took Sapele weed this night? ode
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 11:07pm On Jun 05, 2015
akanbiaa:
then you are on your own, a tree withouth stems or root, good for fire wood.

go and sit down... Tree with Root indeed..
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 11:08pm On Jun 05, 2015
topiano5:
if you aren't a Bastard you won't abuse some1 old enough to be ur father

Daura President be my father? God forbid.. amadioha strike that your dirty mouth there
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Evegreen: 3:41am On Jun 06, 2015
Lolz......the child grew up watching too much yoruba babalawo films.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by akanbiaa(m): 6:01am On Jun 06, 2015
cyberdurable:


what is this Animal talking about biko? seems u took Sapele weed this night? ode
animal insult you uttered shows how your mental orientation is, boko shows you are ibo, sapele weed your favorite weed came to your mind since that's what you think of always everyday of your life til your will die, ode insult means you live in Lagos and hate the Yorubas and you will end in the lagoon one day except Lagos no longer had an Oba.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Sulaimon01(m): 7:00am On Jun 06, 2015
cyberdurable:
The pikin is Likely related to our Tourist President, Brainless Daura President

Sense oooooo...... Where are you?
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 7:05am On Jun 06, 2015
akanbiaa:
animal insult you uttered shows how your mental orientation is, boko shows you are ibo, sapele weed your favorite weed came to your mind since that's what you think of always everyday of your life til your will die, ode insult means you live in Lagos and hate the Yorubas and you will end in the lagoon one day except Lagos no longer had an Oba.

Eba Akiolu Is sick, You neva Knew? :O, may your Dirty Lagoon swallow you all... you are a nitwit, am done with you! Arrow tongue
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 7:08am On Jun 06, 2015
Sulaimon01:

Sense oooooo...... Where are you?
Olukwu! your own dun finish
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by cyberdurable(m): 7:08am On Jun 06, 2015
Sulaimon01:

Sense oooooo...... Where are you?
Olukwu! your own dun finish
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by mamasoljas(f): 9:28am On Jun 06, 2015
cyberdurable:


Daughter of hate! and who d hell told you that Daura Cow is my President? Lick his crumbs if u like! Buhari my foot!
my bad! son of the devil didn't know you are one of those cyber trolls whose heart is filled with venom. get a life will ya! and while at it learns some manners too.wallgecko calling someone a cow! hahhaha
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Nmeri17: 5:23pm On Jun 09, 2015
Vivly:
Not remotely funny. Looks planned.
Sometimes I pray for Nairaland's front page. Other times, I let the devil do it.
it's not just u o my dia. nl is now going... going... gone -_-
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Vivly(f): 6:09pm On Jun 09, 2015
Nmeri17:
it's not just u o my dia. nl is now going... going... gone -_-
I thought 'we' went on exile.
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Nmeri17: 7:02pm On Jun 09, 2015
Vivly:

I thought 'we' went on exile.
grin grin

our asylum request was temporarily revoked wink but honestly, the kain posts I dey see whenever I login eh...e just dey be like say na 2go rooms cry cry
Re: See This Student's Definitions Of Food Poison by Vivly(f): 8:17pm On Jun 09, 2015
Nmeri17:
grin grin

our asylum request was temporarily revoked wink but honestly, the kain posts I dey see whenever I login eh...e just dey be like say na 2go rooms cry cry
Owkk... yhu still du tuhgo? Aii tot yhu quit ages ago.

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